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  1. 01[20:45] <Shiori> Caissa gets a call an hour or so after lunch. [Okay, I think I've found all the poorly doctored fake nudes of Emilia that I care to look at. What are you doing right now?]
  2. 06[20:50] * Caissa is currently wiping any traces of her ad from the station's servers. [Not much, honestly]
  3. 01[20:51] <Shiori> [Alright, want to do something while we're in port?]
  4. [20:52] <Caissa> [Sure.] She finishes deleting files, replacing them with the ads of Emilia instead.
  5. 01[20:53] <Shiori> [Alright, I'm on my way to your position. By the way.] A file transfer appears. [Here's all the passable doctored naked pics of Em.]
  6. 01[20:54] <Shiori> [Thought you might get a kick out of them.]
  7. 06[20:55] * Caissa looks at them...and giggles. She quickly clamps down on the indignified laughter. [These do not look remotely like her body]
  8. 01[20:55] <Shiori> [No, and six of them have boxes around her head with a different background, but the rest were 'went into a paint program and drew boobs over her clothing' tier.]
  9. 01[20:56] <Shiori> [Want those too?]
  10. 06[20:57] * Shiori is walking towards Caissa as she messages.
  11. [20:58] <Caissa> [I think I will pass. Those sound abominable.] Caissa is a bit grateful that none of them are edited onto her body.
  12. 01[20:58] <Shiori> [Alright.] She arrives wherever Caissa is a few minutes later.
  13. 06[21:01] * Caissa is currently sitting in a bar, rather wishing it was more up-market...but she didn't expect better on this station.
  14. 06[21:01] * Shiori slides in next to her, ordering some beer.
  15. 01[21:04] <Shiori> "Hey baby, whatcha drinking?" She teases.
  16. [21:06] <Caissa> "What they seem to think is a lemon, lime and bitters." She rolls her eyes. "I needed to order one without vodka twice before they comprehended it's possible." She takes a sip of her drink. "...I think I can unstand why they think people drinking this need to be drunk."
  17. 01[21:08] <Shiori> "Need a distraction then?"
  18. 06[21:12] * Caissa raises an eyebrow, smirking
  19. 01[21:13] <Shiori> "I was thinking about getting some new casual clothes for just resting around the ship, and figured you might appreciate some input on the more...delicate articles of clothing."
  20. 06[21:14] * Caissa smirks wider. "I could help with that~"
  21. 01[21:15] <Shiori> "I thought you might like that. Let's go once our drinks are finished." She takes a pull of her beer.
  22. 06[21:18] * Caissa looks at hers. "I think I'm done." She pushes it away.
  23. 06[21:18] * Shiori shrugs, downs her beer, and sets it on the bar with a tip. "Let's go then."
  24. 06[21:20] * Caissa nods, standing up and stretching. "Alright, let's head off."
  25. 06[21:21] * Shiori starts walking to the shopping section of the market on this station. There's a few clothing stores, mostly low end, but weirdly, one lingerie store.
  26. 01[21:21] <Shiori> "Fun stuff first or last?"
  27. [21:22] <Caissa> "Save it for last?"
  28. 01[21:23] <Shiori> "Sure." She goes into one of the lower-end clothing stores to get some shirts, pants, and socks to wear around the ship.
  29. 01[21:25] <Shiori> "Do you need anything, by the way? Clothes wise?"
  30. 06[21:25] * Shiori is looking at some slim shirts in bright colors. "God, these designs are terrible. Let me know if you see any that just have like stripes or something."
  31. [21:27] <Caissa> "...I think I'll wait until we find somewhere else. I could do with a few more casual shirts but...yeah, this are abominable."
  32. 06[21:30] * Shiori manages to find a few that don't have any kind of terrible cutesy design or any text that reads like they translated it from english to every other language, then back to english. "Okay, these should do." She grabs some socks (plain white, no reason to get fancy here), and some shorts.
  33. 06[21:30] * Caissa slips a horribly cutesy one into her pile when she's grabbing shorts.
  34. 06[21:31] * Shiori does not notice, and puts them through to pay.
  35. 06[21:32] * Caissa just smiles as she waits.
  36. 06[21:33] * Shiori gets her bag. "Okay, Victoria's Secret now."
  37. 06[21:33] * Shiori walks across the aisle to the small, dimlly lit store.
  38. 06[21:38] * Caissa looks about. "Somehow I don't think this is going to be the most classy of them." She smirks. "So it should be perfect for you~"
  39. 06[21:39] * Shiori starts looking at what's on the rack. "It's what's on the station. I COULD go back to the last store and get some plain white granny panties just for you, if you prefer."
  40. [21:40] <Caissa> "I say something to offend you?~"
  41. 01[21:41] <Shiori> "Nah, I just feel like torturing you. Now close your mouth and look for things that are cute."
  42. 06[21:41] * Caissa looks directly at her. "Hmm...nothing so far~"
  43. 06[21:42] * Shiori smiles at Caissa, then goes to ask a clerk if they have anything that she can use to close Caissa's mouth for about 30 minutes.
  44. 06[21:46] * Shiori finds a clerk. "Excuse me, do you have something I can use to shut my girlfriend's mouth for about thirty minutes? Maybe something I can strap around her head so it stays in place. A taser would also be nice."
  45. [21:47] <Caissa> "Oh, don't tease me~"
  46. [21:47] <Feldi> "Hmm?" The clerk looks up as Shiori approaches. An obviously bored girl not quite 20 yet. "...No."
  47. [21:48] <Feldi> She returns to her phone.
  48. 01[21:48] <Shiori> "Maybe one of those giant dildo bats."
  49. 06[21:48] * Caissa rolls her eyes [I don't think she cares. That's disapointing~]
  50. 01[21:49] <Shiori> "Or honestly just anything heavy I can club her with." [It really is. Oh well.]
  51. [21:49] <Feldi> "You'll have to go to the blue-light district for that." She says, not looking up.
  52. 06[21:49] * Shiori just leaves the bored kid alone. "Okay, so how about these?" She pulls up a pair of black boyshorts.
  53. [21:51] <Caissa> "Eh, not bad. Better than most of the stuff they are actually selling to look sexy."
  54. 06[21:52] * Shiori puts one of those in her basket. "I'm gonna get one or two more. Thong or g-string?"
  55. [21:54] <Caissa> "The former~"
  56. 06[21:55] * Shiori finds a red one of those, with some lace. "Done and done. Now some matching bras." She frowns going through the selection. "Gonna have to hope they have something in my size. Hey! Got any of these in 32A?"
  57. [21:56] <Feldi> From the desk, the clerk holds up a bra. And there is also a long metal hook across her desk too.
  58. 06[21:57] * Shiori goes to get some of the more petite sizes from the clerk, before putting the rest on the counter as well. "I think that covers me. You need anything?"
  59. [21:57] <Feldi> The clerk must have a very light step. Or she had all that stuff below her counter, for some reason.
  60. [21:58] <Caissa> "Hmm...not really, no." She smirks. "I have a small nanofabber I use for drone parts. It works for other things too, like outfits~"
  61. 01[21:59] <Shiori> "I wondered how it was possible that you had that much clothing."
  62. 01[22:00] <Shiori> [Well, if you're still interested in killing some time, we can pick up a few things at the blue-light district, then see if this clerk cares enough to kick us out for having sex in the dressing room.]
  63. [22:01] <Caissa> [Or at least see if it makes her give an emotion?]
  64. 01[22:01] <Shiori> [That's another goal of the experiment, yes.]
  65. [22:02] <Caissa> [I'm up for it~]
  66. 06[22:02] * Shiori pays for the stuff, wrapping another bag around her arm. "Alright, since I picked these places, you pick the next location.]
  67. 01[22:02] <Shiori> "*
  68. 06[22:04] * Caissa brings up an AR display, looking for anything interesting in the blue-light district...
  69. [22:06] <Feldi> VR den, strip clubs for ladies, gentlemen, and others, a small pharmacy for safety, and a few stores. Their names give away their specializations.
  70. 06[22:10] * Caissa picks one at random, leading there.
  71. [22:11] <Feldi> Well, it is definitely a sex shop; that's obvious enough from the sign above the door, and the...Selection of goods on display.
  72. [22:12] <Caissa> "Good enough for you?~"
  73. [22:12] <Feldi> There's an entire wall with what seem to be very large, intricately designed dildos in display cases, with... Biographies or short stories attached to each one.
  74. 01[22:12] <Shiori> "This place looks ridiculous. So, yes."
  75. 06[22:14] * Shiori goes inside, reading the biographies.
  76. 06[22:14] * Caissa follows
  77. 01[22:15] <Shiori> [Can you imagine being some girl who can only get off to a model of 'Horthaug the Conqueror's' dick?]
  78. [22:15] <Feldi> Apparently, armadillos and velociraptors are big studs.
  79. [22:16] <Caissa> [...that looks horribly painful.]
  80. 01[22:17] <Shiori> "Here someone should buy you this one." She says, pointing to a weirdly twisted one. "And that someone is not me, because holy shit that price tag."
  81. [22:18] <Feldi> It looks like a triple helix with evil-looking pointed ends. Apparently a cast of an obelisk or something.
  82. 01[22:19] <Shiori> "This thing, by itself, is like five months of saving ALL of my non-survival money."
  83. [22:20] <Caissa> "...Is that a sex toy or a weapon?"
  84. 01[22:20] <Shiori> "That's an honestly good question."
  85. [22:20] <Feldi> The little short story seems to suggest both!
  86. 01[22:20] <Shiori> "You know, now that I think about it, I think the only way that can fit inside someone is by making its own entrance."
  87. 06[22:21] * Shiori grabs a bottle of lube. "At least this is still normal. I think."
  88. 06[22:21] * Shiori takes a closer look to make sure.
  89. 06[22:22] * Shiori puts it back down. "Nope. It is not. It is the companion of the sex atrocity there."
  90. 01[22:22] <Shiori> "The bottle says it's made with real widow tears. How did that even get classified as an ingredient?"
  91. [22:22] <Caissa> "...isn't widow tears a term that poison smugglers use for spider venom?"
  92. 01[22:22] <Shiori> "..."
  93. 01[22:23] <Shiori> "That's somehow not quite as bad as what I thought."
  94. [22:23] <Feldi> The one next to it is made with Sriracha.
  95. 01[22:23] <Shiori> "Here, you would like this."
  96. 06[22:23] * Shiori tosses that one.
  97. [22:25] <Feldi> Spicy Nights is its name.
  98. 01[22:26] <Shiori> [But seriously what the fuck is wrong with this station. I think we should just grab our own stuff from the ship and try to get that clerk to care about something or anything.]
  99. [22:26] <Caissa> "...why, why does this exist?"
  100. 01[22:28] <Shiori> "Independent space is weird. Come on, let's grab our stuff and head back to that victoria's secret."
  101. [22:30] <Caissa> "Yeah, I don't want anything here anywhere near me..."
  102. [22:31] <Feldi> One of the dildos in the display cases suddenly starts vibrating violently.
  103. 01[22:31] <Shiori> "Oh god it heard us. Run!"
  104. 06[22:32] * Shiori grabs Caissa and dashes out of the store.
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