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  1. Gav1100: that's almost a purgably bad joke Enforcer__ :P
  2. waterlubber: VernORE engine
  3. Mike111177: Das this is going to OREganized your ORE
  4. Enforcer__: lol
  5. Enforcer__: "I ain't even man"
  6. Enforcer__: mad
  7. Verticaldr0p: the puns are orefull
  8. waterlubber: Vertical Takeoff ORE Landing
  9. Kerrygames: veer govoreners?
  10. luizopiloto: xD
  11. Mattdaoreo: No mORE with these puns they are getting bOREing, and if you don't stop I will break down your dORE
  12. Uniadept: legit, ship it.
  13. Kerbin_Tower_ATC: Das, don't launch hOREizontal.
  14. LightningAvenger: wat
  15. waterlubber: Now we have engine occulsion
  16. Avetarx: look like cute whiskers :3
  17. LightningAvenger: what's even happening right now danScare
  18. GunTuga: The pilot of that rocket must feel honOREd :D
  19. Muddr: action groups and SAS
  20. SrafaOrasp: ummm those will snap and break if you look at them wrong *turns head away* DAS
  21. srijckae: Waterlubber don't you mean ore-cclusion?
  22. Enforcer__: Its jokes like that which kept me out of the really good schools. Like...highschool...and...
  23. waterlubber: Yes, we do
  24. Jiggly_mg: Sandpaper is also rough. Rough has five letters. A 3D pyramid has 5 corners. DasValdez is illumati deIlluminati
  25. waterlubber: facedesk
  26. EG_John_Clark: Wellcome to Ker Donalds may i take your OREder
  27. bigcleftcameltoe: lowcoF1 you guys suck with these puns
  28. waterlubber: Kerbal Space POREgram
  29. joshdegroot12: das you need a legit emote for when you ask us if you can do this
  30. TierHarribel11252: please just stop
  31. Michael90991: those wheel whiskers were adOREable
  32. waterlubber: Kerbals are OREganic
  33. GunTuga: I hate you das :( :( :( (Joking) :P
  34. Enforcer__: Score with ore!
  35. delvan_neville: Why so orenery, bigcleftcameltoe?
  36. Kerbin_Tower_ATC: SAS Das?
  37. bigcleftcameltoe: danNo @Delvan_neville
  38. waterlubber: It needs...OREnimates.
  39. Thatguy616: hi das :-)
  40. LightningAvenger: danCry
  41. dukeofnormady subscribed for 5 months in a row!
  42. F5Bot: dukeofnormady has just subscribed to the stream!
  43. Taxoz: subscriber notice --> dukeofnormady Thanks for 5 months of love and support for the Academy dasDrink
  44. Kerrygames: haha
  45. waterlubber: Das charlie brown confirmed "oh brother"
  46. Enforcer__: resub!
  47. LightningAvenger: dasAngry dasAngry dasAngry
  48. Enforcer__: dasAngry dasAngry dasAngry dasAngry
  49. EG_John_Clark: das is so OREgenal
  50. obiwankanblomi: another virus
  51. SrafaOrasp: twin boar DAS?
  52. geneSW: !ksa dukeofnormandy
  53. Nightbot: Thanks for enrolling in the Kerbal Space Academy Dukeofnormandy! Angry Triangles to the launch pad!
  54. srijckae: we want mORE puns guys
  55. Smirks1: Das is this your oreiginal design?
  56. Mattdaoreo: When in doubt use a mainsail
  57. geneSW: dasAngry dasAngry dasAngry dasAngry dasAngry dasAngry
  58. Suslec1: das dis you ever play spORE? all the ore spam Kappa
  59. Ryannayr140: das is the bottom of the fairing bigger than it needs to be?
  60. waterlubber: Δ🚀Δ🚀Δ🚀
  61. Master_Bart: mORE boasters!
  62. Br3akoo: mods destoy this game
  63. Enforcer__: but but...dasV always told me, if you do it right...you don't need no SRB's :P
  64. DeMoody18: dasAngry dasAngry dasAngry
  65. srijckae: the twin b-ORE?
  66. Kerbin_Tower_ATC: Br3akoo, pls don't start an arguement
  67. Elvirea: Twin bOre you mean
  68. waterlubber: Classic Das, same as me, Skipper ore twin bore
  69. Jiggly_mg: Maybe we should stORE this joke for later
  70. SrafaOrasp: twin boar comes with fuel
  71. Gav1100: this is no OREdinary rocket Kappa
  72. waterlubber: add mORE OREange 64-s
  73. Thatguy616: pants hype
  74. OrbitalVagabond: You're gonna need a lot of drag at the bottom to keep it flying right
  75. Smirks1: Will this get to orebit?
  76. waterlubber: use a jumbo and a booster
  77. waterlubber: Or just an enOREmous amount of fins
  78. GunTuga: You could actually turn that vessel into an explOREr Das ;) :D
  79. Enforcer__: KappaHD
  80. waterlubber: fORE stability
  81. HighLife2891: not gonna lie this thing looks VERY top heavy
  82. LightningAvenger: Twitch needs to include something on the subscription page that tells you how long you've been subbed to each person
  83. srijckae: will you need a heat shield for reentry Das? you know, with ablatORE?
  84. SrafaOrasp: pun OREver load!
  85. Anthonius_III: so many hOREible puns
  86. LightningAvenger: I dunno how long I've been subbed here
  87. Jimorian: Can't anybody here be OREiginal at least? dasDeal
  88. Mattdaoreo: Idk maybe so for yORE self
  89. EG_John_Clark: das this craft is so adOREable
  90. Drakiskier: these jokes are getting kind of cOREny
  91. Codey1: looks abit like a eye sORE
  92. waterlubber: Yeah, definately going to need an enOREmous amount of fins, fORE stability, to keep the nose pointed tOREwards space.
  93. captainxanzibar: dudes.. hows life?
  94. Kerrygames: kind of?
  95. Mattdaoreo: And bOREing
  96. AlphaBetaGamer1: das did you like my pictures of the EndeavORE
  97. Suslec1: land on the OREmun Kappa that feeling when u totaly fail
  98. Smirks1: check yo staging oreder
  99. jcash99: Hey das
  100. Blackmesh42: You need structural suppOREt
  101. Thatguy616: @das the pants ore riot Kappa
  102. srijckae: it really looks top heavy though. almost abnOREmally so...
  103. Enforcer__: Time to make it...sORE?!
  104. OrbitalVagabond: The LFO booster stage can have TWR <1 solo...
  105. Basenjiboi: Afternoon/evening @Das and everyone
  106. Enforcer__ ducks
  107. shred_style01: It's your landore
  108. waterlubber: Don't fOREget the impOREtant thing, or else you'll be sOREly mistaken
  109. LightningAvenger: enforcer danNo
  110. Jurix6: Whoever said it was adOREable is not cOREct. But it is definetly OREiginal :D
  111. moriakGG: das put them so you dont have to rotate after launch
  112. gryvix: Das, don't listen to the people, yore doing an adoreable Jeb!
  113. Nyokoh: all these people making ore puns need to be shown the dORE
  114. Bullet25fxbx: Das, I tried to pun once, it was depl-ORE-able.
  115. Deepgaze: dasAngry dasDrink dasAngry
  116. waterlubber: You don't like my ORE puns?
  117. Smirks1: Das, are the puns orefending you?
  118. OrbitalVagabond: stop... helping...
  119. barthac: ORE you really done?
  120. DKlarations: I really like the new fairing peek-a-boo thingy
  121. Pantallideth1: ORE you sure were done with the ORE Puns?
  122. LightningAvenger: I haven't made a pun yet, do I have permission to make one later?
  123. Drakiskier: he said no mORE puns.
  124. srijckae: ORE what will you do to us Das? huh?
  125. waterlubber: NO!
  126. Pdxcowbell: Is it taking into account the mass used @100% mainsail thrust for the time of Srb burn?
  127. waterlubber: ARGH! I forgot the bloody solar panels
  128. waterlubber: facedesk
  129. Esperae: das it looks like a rocket powered hot air balloon to me
  130. Codey1: ingnORE that comment
  131. Ahuganosh: These puns are quite out of the OREdinary.
  132. Cronus_s: <message deleted>
  133. waterlubber: save file editing time
  134. barthac: ORE you shORE
  135. krylani: !play Cronus_s
  136. Nightbot: <<<This is an interactive stream. DasV does play KSP but also interacts with the community. Asking him to play or launch a craft doesn't aid in the quality of the chat/stream and only serves to diminish the overall Academy experience. Thank you! >>>
  137. LightningAvenger: sevDeerRage
  138. Dbell678: dasDrink
  139. Ragranirk: So much pun disOREder.
  140. Enforcer__: ^
  141. Smirks1: i demand some Oreder in this chat
  142. DigitalPsychosis: Das is getting PUNished right now... wait...
  143. Cronus_s: <message deleted>
  144. waterlubber: facepalm. I can't believe I foregot the solore panels.
  145. LightningAvenger: I deplORE these puns
  146. Enforcer__: RepORE-ting for duty!
  147. Jimorian: Don't look at us moderatOREs for any help
  148. barthac: Hah
  149. Nyokoh: LOL
  150. waterlubber: Even the mods are making ore punds
  151. Ragranirk: Oh please JimOREian. We need you.
  152. Kerrygames: das, if want the puns to stop, we need something new to be unoreiginal about
  153. Blackmesh42: You need structural suppOREt
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