Best pooj toast

Clash of Wallets, the set that aims to take the contents on your wallet off the orbit, Watch as Konami creates even more creeped cards only to further the playability gap of older content, so as to force you to buy more cards to be a Winner.


CORE-001
Gungnir, Dragon of the Grape Jelly
DERG
****
[>Dragon]
A Mysterious creature from the Kool-ad dimension, it attempts to bring 1900 beat to an end, only to find out YGO is worse that he imagined, His corporal fluids contain several psychoactives. Do not engage.
ATK/1900+ DEF/No
We really did not need this but ok.

CORE-002
Risebell, The Novel
WIN
***
[Psychic/Pendulum]
2<[Once per turn, you can select a monster you control; Count his level, count again, now it's higher, weee.]>2
Risebell has a sister, she's too young for you.
Are you a boy or a girl?
And they lived happily ever after... until.
ATK/800 DEF/800
This doesn't solve any of Gusto's problems but I mean it's cool

CORE-003
Shank Magician
DARK
*******
[A Wizard/Pendulum/Effect]
3<[Once per turn, if you would Xyz summon a monster, you can use 1 Xyz monster with an appropiate rank/level as an Xyz material while your opponent's not watching]>3
I HATE LIGHT MONSTERS
ATK/2500 DEF/500

CORE-004
Pillow Magician
LIGHT
****
[A Wizard/Pendulum/Effect]
8<[Once per turn, you can target 1 Zezzle monster and 1 lv5 monster you control, the rank of the first becomes the same as the level of the other, while your opponent's looking at this card, it's Pendulum scale is not actually 8]>8
[Pillows are harmless, once per turn you can target 1 other monster you control, stuff this card's ATK up to the target's ATK for this turn.]
ATK/500 DEF/1500
I like these guys, I do not like what they do.

CORE-005
ENTERTAINED Camel
DIRT
****
[Circus Animal/Pendulum/Effect]
2<[1 monster you control gains NSFW damage, if you use this effect all bodies your opponent controls are 800 points less ready.]>2
A monster that destroys this card by battle loses 800 hype.
ATK/Lemme guess DEF/Not 1600
Yeah I'm not doing this.

CORE-006
ENTERTAINED Jimmies
FECES
*****
[Ape sounds/Pendulum/Effect]
2<[Once per turn, You can increase an attacking monster's ATK by 600 jimmies during that battle]>2
If there are no monsters on the field you're probably not summoning this card but do it anyway, but it rustles 1 level. Once per turn, read this card's Pendulum effect and pretend your opponent does think you're activating it.
ATK/Really? DEF/900
I am not entertained.

CORE-007
Super Disciprine, Morotov
>Not FIRE
*
[Prastic/Non-tuner/Effect]
If your opponent attacks whire you have a poorry buirt deck, you can send this card from your hand to the grave, then target 1 ''Super Disciprine'' monster you contror;Change the attack target to that monster and perform damage carcuration. Once per turn, when your opponent decrares an attack whire you contror this card, you can switch the attack target to this card and perform damage carcuration. This card is made of Space Prastic.
ATK/500 DEF/300
When I was your age, I made better cards than this.

CORE-008
Oprah, the Pop Sensation
FLASH
****
[Music/Non-tuner/Effect]
This card has a ridiculous ATK base, do not attack the turn you summon it, that'd be wrong. When you use this card for a non-synchro summon of a Pop Sensation Fusion monster, all Pop Sensation monsters you control are protected from haters
ATK/3800 DEF/1000

CORE-009
Moskau, the Pop Sensation
FLASH
****
[Music/Makes the people/Come Together]
When this card is Special Summoned while you control another ''Pop Sensation'' if you run a scrubby card like Polymerization; add it to your hand. If this card is used as a fusion material for a ''Pop Star'' monster you can activate this effect, but most of the time you really shouldn't
ATK/1000 DEF/2000
Is this supposed to be support?

CORE-010
N*gga that's Kawaii as - Mouse
FUR
*
[Cotton/Effect]
Once while this card is face-up, ****ing summon more mother****ing fluff friends to wreck *****, if you use this effect, don't even bother using plebian cards, Fluffals wreck.
ATK/Who needs that DEF/When you're kawaii as ****
Seriously this little mofo is cute.

CORE-011
Edd - PandoraHAHAHA
DERK
*****
[Fiend/AHAHAHAAHAHAHA]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ATK/1700 DEF/2100
YOU CALL THIS SUPPORT?

CORE-012
Monument to Gay Love
GAY
**
[Boner/Effect]
Once per turn, you can send 1'' YuzuxMasumi'' monster from your deck to the graveyard, and if you do this card attests his pulsating Homo love to that monster until the End phase. You can banish 1 Sex monster from your graveyard; Special summon this card as a Reciever. You can only declare ''Monument to Gay Love'' once per turn.
ATK/500 DEF/500
This is good support, and implies forbidden things.
Approved.

CORE-013
RURIIIIIIII- The Fuzzy
EDGE
Level DUH
[>Chicken/Effect]
IMMA BLACKWING OOOOOOOOOOOOO.IMMA SHADDOLL EDGEHOG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. IMMA XENOPHOBIA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO.
ATK/500 DEF/1500

CORE-014
RURIIIIIIII- The Chester
EDGE
Level DUH
[>Chicken/Effect]
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN; THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!
ATK/100 DEF/100
Do not, buy, Ruri Raptors.

CORE-015
DENNIS goes Shaggy 2Dope
BURN
****
[A Wizard/Effect]
When a n*gga getting roasted, you can drop this and wreck their ****. When a n*gga be battlin, you can drop this and pretend you use Necro Gardna. You can roast this card in your graveyard to add 1 DENNIS monster from your deck to your hand, You can only only blow ''your mother****ing mind'' once per turn.
ATK/1500 DEF/1000

CORE-016
DENNIS goes the dynamite
BURN
****
[A Wizard/Effect]
When a card or effect that roasts is activated you can Xenophobia for the rest of this turn; Special summon this card from your hand, you become so PHRESH you can't possibly be roasted. If you summon this card this way, you better Xyz. When this card is Normal or Special Summoned, ROASTED!
ATK/1200 DEF/1600

CORE-017
DENNIS goes Seuss
DIRT
****
If you or your opponent controls a monster and you or your opponent controls another monster you can Special Summon this card from your hand. When you would get roasted by an effect you can retort with simply ''Put a DENNIS counter on this card'', if you do this more than 3 times your opponent is legally allowed to slap you. When this card has 3 DENNIS counters it's ATK becomes ******ing 3300
ATK/1100 DEF/1100

CORE-018
DENNIS goes Violent J
MIRACLES
****
[Magic everywhere in this/Effect]
If this card is sent to the graveyard you can target 1 DENNIS monster in your graveyard; special summon it, but you get roasted and this card cannot roast back. you can only use ''Pure Mother******ing magic'' once per turn.
ATK/1600 DEF/1200

CORE-019
DENNIS goes High
FLOOR
******
[A Wizard/Effect]
If there are no monsters on the field, show us your hustle, but you cannot Normal Summon for the rest of this turn. When you'd get roasted while you have another DENNIS in your graveyard you can Banish this DENNIS from your graveyard; ROAST your opponent hard. You can only smoke a ''DENNIS goes a Joint'' once per turn.
ATK/Not 420 DEF/Wait till you see it's actual level
.
Okay, this deck is actually cute I think.

CORE-420
Sacred Phoenix of Red Ass
SMOKE
*******
[Dragon witha Beak/Cancer]
Disregard the orange frame, this card is a Normal Monster.
You can Normal Summon nothing to have this card become this Effect monster:
*Disregard the orange frame, this card is ''Elemental HERO Flare Wingman'' or something like that.
ATK/2400 DEF/2000

SDBE-013
The Fake Stone of Plagiarism
FAKE
*
[Replical/Ctrl + V]
You can tribute this card; Special summon 1 ''Red-Ass'' monster from your deck for no reason. You can target 1 ''Red-Ass'' monster in your graveyard; shuffle it into the deck and add this card to your hand. This card shouldn't have been made.
ATK/Same as White stone if not less
DEF/Probably the same as White Stone

CORE-022
SERENITY Raptors
METAL
*
[Really?/Effect]
You can Target 1 ''Red Ass'' monster you control; Equip this card to that monster, it gains 600 ATK. If this card is sent to the trash, you can add 1 better card from your binder to your hand.

CORE-023
Summoned Skull is outdated, Call me Red Ass Satin,
DARK THUNDER
******
[Luckily, not a Dragon/Virgo]
Disregard the orange frame, this card is a Normal Monster.
You can Normal Summon nothing to have this card become this Effect monster:
*Disregard the orange frame, this card is ''Elemental Hero Thunder Giant'' or something like that.
ATK/2500 DEF/1200
Good lord why are these cards real?

CORE-024
Dragon Hobo
DRAG
****
[Not Human/Effect]
Totem Dragon is outclassed, do not run it. Let's break Red Eyes just because.
ATK/0 DEF/2100
This set is asking for your money.

CORE-025
BALANCE Dragon Pendulum
LIGHT
****
[Dragon/Tuner/Pendulum/Effect/You name it, this card's that.]
5<[Once per turn target 1 card in your Pendulum Zone... Oops, sorry, here's another one, don't get mad.]>5
This card suffers extreme levels of Xenophobia.
ATK/1850 DEF/0
Oh boy, here we go.

Airhead Magnum
A filler swordsman with a tough skull that hides toxic ammounts of Co2 inside.

Airhead Eagle
A reckless and braindead Airhead who fancies himself the name Bullet bird, His friends tell him to back off and nobody likes him.

Airhead Kalashnikov
A poorly written Airhead veteran with no coherent backstory whatsoever, Hates well constructed lores, perhaps from time to time he questions why Konami made this deck.

Airhead Icepick
A tactical Airhead known for being calm, collected and knowledgeable, in reality he's JUST LIKE THE ****ING REST!

Airhead Revo
A high leveled Airhead who uses dual weapons, that's pretty much it... His comrades enjoy not being around him

Airhead Caliber
An Airhead captain, Even among his ranks he's known for bein specially obnoxious, he gives a bad name to an already bad theme.
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME CARD! HOW DO I PENDULUM SUMMON IF THEY'RE ALL THE SAME CARD!?!?!?!

CORE-032
Airhead STARK
HOT GAS
*******
[Good grief, more warriors/effect]
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY MINUS WITH THIS DECK.
EXPLOSIONS!
NON DESTRUCTION REMOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!
ATK/2600 DEF/1800

CORE-033
Airhead Clever
tOXIGEN
********
[Good grief, more warriors/effect]
INFINITE RESOURCES
MORE EXPLOSIONS!
SHUFFLE THE MONSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
ATK/2800 DEF/2300
WHO EVEN DESIGNED THIS THEME?

RULE-034
MOEsturize me - Alien
DEW
**
[Cannabis/Effect]
When you're more junked that your opponent, during your Main Phase you can Normal Summon 1 ''MOEsturize'' in addition to your Normal Summon/Set, Except ''Take me to your leader''. When you smoke a fattie, draw 1 card.
ATK/100 DEF/1900

CORE-035
MOEsturize me - Dealer Magician
STASH
**
[Cannabis/Effect]
When you're more junked that your opponent, all monsters your opponent controls lose 500 ATK and DEF. When you smoke a fattie, target 1 Spell/Trap card on the field, Sell it.
ATK/1400 DEF/1000

CORE-036
MOEsturize me - Your Waif
MOIST
****
[Cannabis/Effect]
If you're more junked that your opponent, when a ''MOEsturize'' monster battles, you cannot see the haters. Once per turn when you smoke a fattie, one of your opponent's monsters bends over.
ATK/1800 DEF/700

CORE-037
MOEsturize me - No Lube
BLAZE
******
[Cannabis/Effect]
If you're more junked that your opponent, if a Cannabis-type monster attacks an assbent monster, inflict Lewd damage to your opponent. Once per turn when you smoke a fattie, this card trips 1000 balls until the end of this turn
ATK/2400 DEF/1800

CORE-038
MOEst jar
WEED
*
[Pipe/Flop/Effect]
FLOP: During the End Phase, Blow a Fattie.
This flopped card is made of Bricks.
ATK/500 DEF/400
I fancy this deck, pretty cool for a gull deck.

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CORE-039
Hail Head
HELL
*
[The Devil/Tuna/Effect]
If this card is Normal or Special summoned, you can send 1 ''Hail'' monster from your deck to Hell! and if you do this card gains that monster's evilness and girth, as well as its seat in the hall of the devil.
ATK/500 DEF/200
Hail TIERRA

CORE-040
Bird of Identity lost
DARK
********
[>Winged Beast/Tuna/Effect]
This card gains ATK and DEF equal to the number of Rotten tuna x100. Once per turn you can send 1 Tuna from your hand to the graveyard; Gimme!
ATK/2700 DEF/1500
Simorgh, Bird of Anchovies

CORE-041
Magical Molester
EARTH
****
[A Wizard/Pendulum/Effect]
3<[Each time a Spell card is activated, place 1 Spell Counter on this card when that card resolves. You can remove 3 Spell counters from this card; Draw 1 Pendulum Monster from your deck.]>3
Let's break Exodia, Are ya ready kids?
ATK/1700 DEF/1400
I think I made my point

CORE-420
BALANCED Archfiend
LIGHT
***
[Tour Guide Bait/Pendulum/Effect]
7<[You can target 1 other Spell/Trap Card on the field; destroy both this card and that target. You can only use this effect of "Eccentric Archfiend" once per turn.]>7
You can Tribute this card, then target 1 monster on the field; destroy it. You can only use this effect of "Eccentric Archfiend" once per turn.
ATK/800 DEF/1000
Do I really need to explain exactly what's wrong with this card, it's not even funny in the slightest.
CORE-043

Le Cyber Dragon
/Light/
5
[Machine/Meme/Effect]
wen your opp contrulz a munster and u contrulz no munsterz, you can SPESHUL summon dis card lel, dis kard carrot attack the turn it's summen lmao. If u contrulz ''Rage Comics'' and ur opp ctrl+ no Memes, this card can ****post direktli
ATK/2100 DEF/1600

CORE-044
Deskbot 005
WHY
why why why why why
[Why/Why would you/Do that?]
Y<[WHY?]>y
Why are these still a thing?
ATK/Why DEF/Why?
Why

CORE-045
1vC irl fite me
CRITTER
****
[C/Effect]
When your opponent activates a Spell Card whose effect inCludes SpeCial Summoning a monster, you Can SpeCial Summon this Card from your hand. if Summoned this way while faCe up, any Cards sent to the graveyard is banished instead. if this Card is sent to the graveyard you Can add 1 EARTH InseCt-type monster from your DeCk to your hand.
What?

The ****?

CORE-046
Eddy - Joanix Wright, Ace Attorney
DARK
*******
[Lawyer/Fusion/OBJECTION]
...In resume, all your legal debts are rightfully voided, and the retribution for infamy results in all your incomes being bequeathed to my client. I rest my case.
ATK/2800 DEF/2000
Hold it, this is cray.

CORE-047
Gem-Knight Lady Brillant Bruce Jenner
BARA
**********
[Boner/Gay/Affection]
3 Gem-Knight monsters
Must be Gay Summoned with the act of the above materials, you can only Special Summon ''Gem-Knight Lady Brillant Bruce Jenner'' once per turn. Once per turn you can send 1 ''Gem-Knight'' Monster you control to the Graveyard and, if you do, Special Summon 1 ''Gem-Knight'' Gay monster from your Extra Deck, Ignoring the legal issues.
ATK/More than Dia for no reason DEF/2000
I really, do not like this card, and I'm glad she can use herself as tribute for the real Playa.

CORE-048
B. Skull Dragon, loljk
DARK
*********
[Ugh/Fusion/Effect]
1 Level 6 ''Archfiend'' Ice Cream + 1 ''Red Ass'' Frappe
OUTCLASSING LIKE A BOSS
Meteor B. is still cooler than the two.
ATK/3200 DEF/2500
Do NOT use old cards, Buy new Red Eyes.

CORE-049
Hail TIERRA
HELL
**********
*
[Evil/Fusion/Effect]
''Hail HEHEHEmoth'' + ''Hail Regi's Sister'' + 1 or ''more Hail'' monsters
When this card is summoned you can activate the effect of ''Hail TIERRA''. activate the following effects in sequence depending on the number of Fusion materials used to summon ''Hail TIERRA''
*3 or more: WE HATE THE EXTRA
*5 or more: SMACK THAT DECK
*8 or more: YOU CAN'T STOP THE INFERNAL RIDE
*10 or more: BYE TO YOUR DREAMS
ATK/3400 DEF/3600
Where will you be, when this game is destroyed?

CORE-050
EXPLOSIVE BALANCE Hothead from Konami
HOT GAS
********
[DRAGONS!/Synchro/Effect]
1 Tuna + 1 or more non-Tuna Penduloids.
We forgot how to make interesting Synchros, have some POWERCREEP!!!
ATK/2850 DEF/0
If this is how all Synchros are gonna be I don't want them.

CORE-051
OW THE EYES - Teenage Angst Dragon - Featuring Dante from the DmC series.
EDGE
+++++++
[Dragon/Xyz/Pendulum/Effect]
4<[I tried so Hard, and got so Far
In the end, it doesn't even matter]>4
Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor...
ATK/3000 DEF/2500
Confusing what is reaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

CORE-052
Eddy - The (Legal)Claw
EDGE
+++++
[Lawyer/Xyz/Effect]
You can also Xyz summoning this card by using an ''Eddy'' monster as your asset. If your property has been damaged during the present case, may demand a retribution, and deal 1000 Property damage to the offenders at hand, as well as their property. Should this defense fall dismissed you may dismiss 1 ''Agreement'' card from your office.
ATK/2300 DEF/2000
Cool then, can we get another Synchro for a change?
CORE-053

DENNIS goes Inflatable Pants
COLORBURGERS
++++
[A Wizard/Xyz/Effect]
2 level 4 A Wizard-type monsters
You can't possibly get Roasted from wack n*ggas. You can detach 1 Xyz material from this card, a N*gga you control can shank a N*gga twice, but it implodes at the end of the Roast. When this mother****er is Roasted by one of the other team, a ''DENNIS goes'' from the deck.
We get it, Xyz hate burn.
CORE-054

Red Eyes Terrible Idea
DARK
+++++++
[Dragon/Zez/Effect]
2 Level 7 Monsters
Well you don't stop just there, keep playing your cards.
GOOD GRIEF, MORE RED-EYES
ATK/2800 DEF/2400
GOOD HEAVENS, WOULD YOU LOOK AT YOUR LP?
CORE-055

Forbidden reference
Spell card/Quickie
Target 1 monster you control, it becomes a lv1 Bidoof with a Focus Sash. for the rest of this turn.
This will only end in hilarious results.

CORE-056
Future Gem- Fusion
Spell Card/Continuous
When this card is activated, Gay Summon 1 ''Gem-Knight'' Gay monster from your Extra deck, using Monsters from your deck as Gay Materials, but it's ATK and DEF become 0. When this card leaves the field say Divorce to your lover. Once per turn you can discard 1 Spell card; this monster gains ATK and DEF equal to its original ATK and DEF until the end of your Opponent's turn. You can only activate 1 ''Future Gem- Fusion'' per turn
Did you heard Gems are having prescence in *** tourneys?

CORE-057
Rank-Up Magic RURIIIIIIII FORCE
Spell Card/Yiffy
if a ''RURIIIIIIIII'' Xyz monster you control hits the floor, let this card crawl in his skin, and try so hard as to Xyz Summon another ''RURIIIIIIII'' Xyz monster on top of it... But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
DO NOT BUY RAPTORS!

CORE-058
Bubba Sparxxx
Spell Card/Continuous
Each turn, the first ''ENTERTAINED'' or ''DENNIS'' monster you control that would be destroyed is not destroyed, you cannot get roasted for dealing with your ''ENTERTAINED'' and/or ''DENNIS'' monsters.
I bought you, a Ms new Bubble.

CORE-059
Red-Ass Fusion
Spell Card/Normal
Fusion Summon Meteor B. Dragon from your deck, watch as it wrecks ****. do nothing else.
Okay I may like the Red-Eyes support a bit.

CORE-060
Card of Red pebbles
Spell Card/Normal
Send 1 Level 7 ''Red Ass'' monster from your hand to the graveyard; Draw 2 cards, then you can send 1 ''Red Ass'' monster from your Deck to the graveyard. Do NOT abuse.
Okay, I literally only like one card.

CORE-061
Airheads, ASSemble!
Spell Card/Field
''Airhead'' monsters gain 300 ATK and DEF, once per turn you can target 1 card you control; Destroy it, and if you do, add 1 ''Airhead'' card from your deck to your hand.
This deck is not gonna survive the banlist is it?

CORE-062
My Moist Beautiful Garden
Spell Card/House
Once per turn, if you control a ''MOEsturize'' monster you can gain 500 LP, then, until the end of your opponent's turn all monsters you control gain 500 ATK. if a ''MOEsturize'' monster is destroyed by battle or by a card effect, gain 1000 LP.
I'm having a field day with these puns.

CORE-063
I Have a Dream, A dream where Infernoids are Broken
Spell Card/Continuous
All ''Hail'' monsters you control with an original Girth higher than 2 become Girth 1, also any damage these inflict to your opponent is halved. you can send this card to the graveyard; Fusion Summon 1 ''Hail'' Fusion Monster from your Extra deck using monsters you control or in your hand as Fusion Materials, if your opponent tries to play KONAMI you can use up to 6 monsters from your deck as Fusion Materials.
Hail Hail!

CORE-064
HELP
Spell Card/Normal
I need 1500 more ATKs to buy victories.
>This card.

CORE-065
Get out the ********** car.
Spell Card/FREEZE!
We been told some of you have been, Searching cards.
Please come with us sir.
All right show's over, move along.
If I see you searching cards from your deck we're gonna have a talk.
>THIS Card.

CORE-666
Notice me, Senpai
Spell Card/Booty call
Destroy all cards in the pendulum summon, then dependin on the number of cards destroyed apply the following effects
1: Pay attention to me, or I'll Burn you
2: I need a Penduluuuuuuuuum
3: It's not like I wanted to banish your card or anything, b-baka
4: Add 1 ''Notice me Senpai'' from your deck to your hand.
I do really enjoy Saambel's reaction, somebody quick meme this.

CORE-067
I dare you ,I Double Dare you.
Spell Card/Dare
The player with the lowest LP can't get roasted. During the main phase the turn player can pay 1000 LP to activate one of these effects and I say, it Activates.
Draw 1 card
Their opponent gains 1000 LP
Destroy this card.
>This card.

CORE-068
Brillant brick
Trap Card/Normal
If a ''Gem-Knight'' Monster(s) you control is destroyed by an opponent's attacking card, or by an Opponent's card effect, and sent to the Graveyard, Target 1 of those monsters; Roast your opponent up to it's Original ATK. If this card is in your Graveyard you can send 1 ''Gem-Knight'' card from your hand to the graveyard; Add this card to your hand.
>This card

It's funny because it's still more usable that anything Hokuto brought upon us.

CORE-069
All that is RURIIIII, PLEASE RETURN RURIIIIIII
If a ''RURIIIIIII'' monster(s) you control is destroyed by battle, target 1 ''RURIIIIIII'' Monster in your graveyard; Add it to your hand. If a ''RURIIIIIII'' monster(s) you control is destroyed by a Card effect you can banish this card in your graveyard; add 1 ''RURIIIIIII' Monster from your Deck to your hand. You can only ''Teenage Angst for your lost sister'' once per turn.
God this is so Zezzle
CORE-070

RURIIIIIII NO#2
Trap Card/Counter
If you control a ''RURIIIIIII'' monster when your opponent activates a Spell/Trap card, Negate the activation of that Spell/Trap card and if you do, destroy it.
We're still getting the other one, right?

CORE-071
Trix are for Kids
Trap Card/Normal
If a ''DENNIS'' monster you control explodes you can target 1 Monster your opponent controls; GIMME!, then Special Summon 1 ''DENNIS'' monster from your Graveyard to your opponent's field, during the end phase, GIMME TOO!
Remember kids, stealing is good.

CORE-072
You Can't Stop The Red-Ass!
Trap Card/Call Of The Haunted on crack
I want to stop Mr. Red's ride.
There's no such thing as too much Red-eyes support.

CORE-073
Airhead EXPLOSIONS!
Once per turn during your main phase: you can destroy up to 3 cards you control, and if you do, return an equal number of cards your opponent controls to the hand. If this card is sent to the graveyard: you can add 1 ''Airhead'' Monster from your Extra Deck to your hand.
This deck, is WRONG!

CORE-074
Moisturize Me
You can roll 1000 LP, Add 1 ''MOEsturize'' monster from your deck to your hand. If your LP is lower than your opponent's you can gain 500 LP, you can only ''Lube yourself'' once per turn.
L-Lewd

Jasmine isn't as Alien as I gave her credit for
Rose is gonna get disemboweled by that weird part of the internet.

CORE-075
420 Blaze Me
If you gain LP target 1 Face-up monster your opponent controls; Blaze it. If you control a ''MOEsturize'' monster and your LP are higher than your opponent's you can pay LP equal to the difference; Smoke face-up monsters your opponent controls whose total ATK are equal to or lower to that value. You can only ''Smoke Wind Everyday'' once per turn.
This deck is gonna be pretty mean.

CORE-076
Divine Wind of Mirror Balley
Trap Card/Normal
When an opponent's monster declares an attack: Return all attack position Monsters your opponent controls to the hand. Watch as they most likely don't have ''Divine Wind of Mist Valley'' face-up
**** you, Konami

CORE-077
Tree! Tree! Tree!... Squirrel!
Trap Card/Not Normal
If the total ATK of all face-up monsters your control outnumber your LP: your opponent shuffles monsters they control into the deck until the total ATK of all face-up monsters you control no longer outnumber your LP.
>This card

CORE-078
Balance the game
Trap card/Normal
Spot the irony here.
I rest my case.

CORE-079
Pendulum foodstamps.
Trap card/Investment
Each time a card(s) is added to your Extra deck place 1 Spell counter of all things on this card(Max 3). You can send this face-up card with 3 Spell Counters of all things to the graveyard; Draw 2 cards.
Okay then.

CORE-080
Yep, DIARRHEA
Trap Card/Normal
Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
[Swedish/Irish dances randomly]


CORE-081
That Filthy Dwarven's Usurper
LIGHT, DARK, Who CARES
****
[Dragon/More/Effect]
During the End Phase of the turn this card is Normal Summoned: Add 1 ''Not Judgment Dragon'' from your deck to your hand and relief.
Now, this card is still stupid.

CORE-082
Deu Sex Machina - Not a Pendulum Monster
DARK
****
[Not Machine-/Effect]
When this card inflicts battle damage to your opponent you can Special Summon 1 Non-Effect monster from your Hand or Graveyard, Except a non-normal monster.
ATK/100 DEF/2100
Pretty fine.

CORE-083
Mega Minerva, Tears of Lightsworn
SWORN
++++
[Fairy/KONAMI/Effect]
You can detach 1 Xyz material from this card; Mill 3 cards and pray to our lord and savior of Scarlet polished nails, your prayers just might be answered.
Do not touch me, filth.
ATK/2000 DEF/800
There's a point where we should've stopped with supporting this deck, and we have clearly passed it.

CORE-084
The Judgment you Never Wanted
Trap Card/Normal
If you Activate this card, your opponent will hate you.
If this card is sent to the graveyard by the effect of a ''Baptist Church'' Monster your opponent will HATE you.
Abandon this game.

CORE-085
Oh look, More Geargias
UGH
E U G H
[Wikia doesn't state actual type/Effect]
Where will you be, when the Geargias attack?
ATK/1800 DEF/500

CORE-086
Advanced Geargiart
Spell Card/Abnormal
Exactly what it says on the tin, Run those awful Geargiano cards, because that's what you deserve for supporting this deck.
Never, Buy, Geargias, Again.

CORE-087
Dragodeus, The Brazilian Empowered Warrior
LIGHT
****
2<[no início da Damage Step, se um monstro que você controla as batalhas de um monstro virado para cima que seu oponente controla: Você pode descartar 1 carta; reduzir pela metade o ATK e DEF do monstro que seu oponente.]>2
Quando esta carta em sua Zona de monstro é destruído por batalha com monstro atacante do time adversário ou por efeito de uma carta de um oponente: Você pode ativar este efeito; durante este transforma Fase Final, adicione um monstro tipo guerreiro ou mago com 2000 ou menos de ATK do seu Deck para a sua mão, exceto "Dracodeus, o Guerreiro Empoderaido Brasileiro".
ATK/1500 DEF/1500
Grandissimo

CORE-088
Dragonox the Ethnically Dubions Empowered Warrior
DARK
****
[Warrior/Effect]
7<[When an opponent monster declares an attack you can destroy this card; No!. This card has no restrictions whatsoever.]>7
Once per turn you can discard 1 card to target 1 Warrior or Spellcaster-type monster with 2000 or less ATK in your graveyard; Come back.
ATK/1500 DEF/1500
Let's keep teasing.

CORE-089
Aether, the Wicked Empowering Skill
DARK
******
4<[Once per turn, you can banish 1 ''Empowered warrior'' monster from your graveyard, then target 1 card your opponent controls; Destroy it.]>4
When this card is Normal or Special Summoned you can target 1 monster on the field; Banish it for no good reason.
ATK/2300 DEF/1600
I dunno why Konami insist on making cards like this.

CORE-090
WHERE'S MAH SUPER SUIT!
Spell Card/Field
I'M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU'LL EVER GET.
You know it.



Veredict . . .

-20/10 - Life points matter, your life doesn't.

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