kappa

bind "n" "navyseals"
alias "navyseals" "navy1"
alias "navy1" "say What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?; alias navyseals navy2"
alias "navy2" "say I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals; alias navyseals navy3"
alias "navy3" "say and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda; alias navyseals navy4"
alias "navy4" "say and I have over 300 confirmed kills.; alias navyseals navy5"
alias "navy5" "say I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.; alias navyseals navy6"
alias "navy6" "say You are nothing to me but just another target.; alias navyseals navy7"
alias "navy7" "say I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth; alias navyseals navy8"
alias "navy8" "say Mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet?; alias navyseals navy9"
alias "navy9" "say Think again, fucker.; alias navyseals navy10"
alias "navy10" "say As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now; alias navyseals navy11"
alias "navy11" "say So you better prepare for the storm, maggot.; alias navyseals navy12"
alias "navy12" "say The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.; alias navyseals navy13"
alias "navy13" "say You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways; alias navyseals navy14"
alias "navy14" "say And that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat; alias navyseals navy15"
alias "navy15" "say But I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps; alias navyseals navy16"
alias "navy16" "say And I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.; alias navyseals navy17"
alias "navy17" "say If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ""clever"" comment was about to bring down upon you; alias navyseals navy18"
alias "navy18" "say Maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.; alias navyseals navy19"
alias "navy19" "say But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.; alias navyseals navy20"
alias "navy20" "say I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.; alias navyseals navy1"
bind "t" "toggle voice_enable 1 0" // this lets you turn voice on and off on numpad minus
alias "+knife" "slot3"
alias "-knife" "lastinv"
bind "q" +knife
alias "+nosilver" "+jump;-attack"
alias "-nosilver" "-jump"
bind "c" "+nosilver"
bind "x" "use weapon_c4;drop"