The Even Newer Halaima Code Of Conduct®

What follows is the full text of the "Even Newer Halaima Code Of Conduct®", which is wholly compliant with the Yulai
Convention. If there is any discrepancy between this and the Yulai Convention, the latter shall prevail.


ARTICLE 1 - James 315 is, in fact, a punk.

		i. This article should be considered self explanatory.
       ii. People worshipping such a punk should probably touch grass and then better their lives.
      iii. James 315 is saviour of nothing save for your own tired ego.
       iv. I don't care if you're roleplaying. Grow the fuck up and fix/improve your life.
        v. Maybe date someone. I dunno. Write a book. Draw stuff. Read a book!
       vi. By the way, when you're making anything using yeast, make sure your water isn't too hot.
      vii. You'll kill the yeast, and your dough won't rise. And it'll be all disappointing and stuff.

ARTICLE 2 - Aiko whosherface is also, in fact, a punk.

		i. This article should be considered self explanatory.
       ii. People worshipping such a punk should probably touch grass and then better their lives.
           I know I repeated myself! Shut up.
      iii. She's not a princess, by the way.
       iv. Kinda like that whosherface going around calling herself the Queen of Canada
        v. We don't have a Queen. Not anymore... God Save the King.
       vi. ....From what, exactly? Angry bees? Sure, let's go with that.
      vii. Or disease. Charles is gettin' a bit up there in years...
     viii. We didn't have to say that about the former Queen so early after coronation....
       ix. I don't think he'll make it to a diamond jubilee.

ARTICLE 3 - BoB is a former alliance that got disbanded by Goons.

		i. Delve is Goons
       ii. Anime is cartoons
      iii. The latest One Piece chapter kicked ass.
       iv. Wano had some GREAT animation, Toei really set the bar high for themselves.
        v. Hirohiko Araki seems to look younger and younger as time goes on.
       vi. Maybe he found the Stone Mask and the Red Stone of Aja and is merely refraining from turning his hand into a squirrel.
      vii. I don't keep a 24/7 watch on the guy, for all I know, it could be true.

ARTICLE 4 - It's only "elite PvP" when your targets can properly shoot back or shoot first.

	     i. Shooting miners in high sec is the same as taking a gun to a school and shooting anyone within.
        ii. It could also be the same as going into a daycare with a baseball bat and clobbering everyone within.
       iii. How the fuck do you think those ships are built, Spanky?
        iv. Only a punk would do such a thing.
         v. We live in a society.
        vi. The Imperium Ministry of Love is exempt from Article 4 of the Even Newer Halaima Code Of Conduct®
       vii. The drafters of this code of conduct® are exempt too, but follow it anyway.

ARTICLE 5 - Shoot blues, tell Vile Rat.

		i. This article should be considered self explanatory.
       ii. If it is not self-explanatory, please look up who Vile Rat was.
      iii. RIP Vile Rat
     iiii. Glenn Beck can eat my entire ass. Goons are NOT a CIA front.
       iv. Anyone discussing the incident in Benghazi for political reasons can also eat my entire ass. A fellow
           Eve player died, along with a bunch of people I've never messaged in Jabber before. Show some God Damn respect.

ARTICLE 6 - Final Fantasy 6 is better than Final Fantasy 7.

		i. Final Fantasy 6, or as it is occasionally known in the English speaking world, "Final Fantasy III for the Super
		   Nintendo" is a masterpiece that pushes the SNES to its limits. Each sprite and background is a work of art. And
           it contains one of the finest soundtracks ever to be generated by the SPC700 computer chip.

ARTICLE 7 - Final Fantasy 7 is a perfectly cromulent video game.

		i. It's just that objectively, all factors considered, Final Fantasy 6 is better than 7.
	   ii. If the only personality your big bad has is a few lines in a flashback and walking into fire, you ain't got
  		   much.
      iii. You probably thought Darth Maul in Episode 1 was cool with his 3 lines, didn't you

ARTICLE 8 - Final Fantasy 8 is a good game.

		i. Whatever.

ARTICLE 9 - The Even Newer Halaima Code Of Conduct® was written over 1000 days since any of the drafters have been, as the
		    parlance goes, "Ganked".

		i. The drafters may have, however, gotten high off of Legal Canadian Weed and then got blown up by NPCs and/or
		   forgot that some data sites explode on one or more occasions.
	   ii. The drafters may be, in fact, high right now. It's quite plausible.

ARTICLE X - X-MEN! WELCOME TO DIE!

	    i. (sound of magneto firing a laser thingie at the ground below the aforementioned x-men)
       ii. (explosion sound)
      iii. I could have made a Megaman X joke here, but we only got Alpha and Omega clone status, no Sigma clones here.
       iv. If Eve Online ever introduces a Sigma clone status, subsection iii is immediately repealed, because the joke is
           RUINED

ARTICLE 11 - I think I've wasted enough of your time.

	    i. I do mean almost everything I typed here.
       ii. Probably not the crack about Darth Maul. More recent Star Wars canon has redeemed him.
      iii. Yuffie best girl. I've been saying that since I was 17 tho, so she'd still be around my age if she,
           y'know, aged.
       iv. Oh wait, I was gonna stop this, wasn't I?
        v. Naw, I'm still going, but I should probably go and pee.
       vi. OK I'm back. Thinking about it, I should have dictated some of this on my iPhone.
      vii. That way, thanks to iCloud and the fact that I'm on a Mac would make copying and pasting to here a breeze.
     viii. The M4 Mac mini is an excellent value in terms of purchase cost AND power consumption.
       ix. I wonder how many clients I could run at once on this thing.
        x. If anyone wants to fund extra Omega subscriptions for me to test, hit me up.

ARTICLE 12 - Gabby Jay!

		 i. Yay!