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- >you are Hawkeye, arrow shooting shield agent and member of the Avengers
- >at least you were...
- >Tony 'I Am Iron Man' Stark walks up
- >"Hey Hawkeye, buddy. Got some bad news. You're off the team"
- What do you mean? How can you kick me off the team?
- >"Well we are Earth's Mightiest Heroes, and its not like you have any special powers or anything."
- Neither does Black Widow!
- >"Yeah, but at least she uses weaponry from this century. Seriously man, a bow and arrow? What were you thinking?"
- But who are you gonna get to replace me on such short notice?!
- >"We've already got your replacement right here."
- >Tony proceeds to take a small purple fluffy pony out of a nearby box
- >"Fwuffy wanna be a Avenga!"
- Really!? You're criticizing me for being useless and then you replace me with a fluffy pony?!
- >"To be honest Hawkeye, nobody really likes you. And Fluffy Pony's popularity are through the roof."
- >"Fwuffy popuwar!"
- If you bring that stupid animal into a war zone it's just gonna get itself killed!
- >"Yeah, but so would you. So really, what's the difference?"
- >you are dumbfounded by irrefutable logic
- >overcome by grief
- >drink yourself stupid and pass out in the bathtub
- >Hawkeye drowns
- >Fluffy Pony drowns too, but later and for a different reason (when Captain America tells you to swim, you swim Mother Fucker!)
- Edit: After having seen Avengers, I take back every bad thing I said about Hawkeye. That man is a national treasure.
- >fluffy pony watches the Avengers
- >fluffy pony is blown away by how awesome it is
- >theater workers find fluffy pony dead in his seat at the end of the movie, a perpetual grin on his face
- >he died from pure, concentrated awesome
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