RPS^2 dirty

count = 0
win = 0
tie = 0
lose = 0

##com_i = 0
##com_t = 0
##com_combo = [com_i, com_t]
##
##cho_i = 0
##cho_t = 0
##combo = [cho_i, cho_t]




def score():
    print "+------------------+\n|    ~~SCORES~~    |\n+------------------+"
    print "|Total Games: ", count, "  |"
    print "|Total Wins:  ", win, "  |"
    print "|Total Ties:  ", tie, "  |"
    print "|Total Loses: ", lose, "  |\n+------------------+\n"
    raw_input("Press 'Enter' when you're ready to continue")

def instructions():
    print """Instructions: Not yet done..."""

def choose_item():
    while count in range(1000):
        cho_item = raw_input("""
+------------------+ +------------------+
| Pick Menu Option | |Pick to Start Game|
+------------------+ +------------------+
|  [Help]          | |  [Rock]          |
|  [Score]         | |  [Paper]         |
|                  | |  [Scissors]      |
+------------------+ +------------------+
""").title()
        if cho_item == "Rock":
            cho_i = 1
        elif cho_item == "Paper":
            cho_i = 2
        elif cho_item == "Scissors":
            cho_i = 3
        elif cho_item == "Help":
            instructions()
            raw_input("Press 'Enter' when you're done reading...")
            continue
        elif cho_item == "Score":
            score()
            continue
        else:
            print "Invalid input. \nPlease type a valid screen option as indicated by a set of brackets"
            continue
        print "You've chosen", cho_item, "\n"
        break
        return cho_i


def choose_type():
    while count in range(1000):
        cho_type = raw_input("""
+--------------+
|   Pick One   |
+--------------+
|  [Fire]      |
|  [Water]     |
|  [Grass]     |
+--------------+
""").title()
        if cho_type == "Fire":
            cho_t = 4
        elif cho_type == "Water":
            cho_t = 5
        elif cho_type == "Grass":
            cho_t = 6
        else:
            print "Invalid input. Please type 'Fire', 'Water', 'Grass'."
            continue
        print "You've chosen", cho_type, "\n"
        break
        return cho_t


def com_choose_item():
    import random
    while count <= 1000:
        com_i = random.randrange(3)+1
        if com_i == 1:
            print "The computer chose Rock"
        elif com_i == 2:
            print "The computer chose Paper"
        elif com_i == 3:
            print "The computer chose Scissors"
        else:
            print "Whoa whoa whoa! Something went terribly wrong with the computer!"
        break
        return com_i



def com_choose_type():
    import random
    while count <= 1000:
        com_t = random.randrange(3)+4
        if com_t == 4:
            print "The computer chose Fire\n"
        elif com_t == 5:
            print "The computer chose Water\n"
        elif com_t == 6:
            print "The computer chose Grass\n"
        else:
            print "\aWhoa whoa whoa!\n Something went terribly wrong with the computer!\n"
        break
        return com_t


def combo_naming():
#    combo = [cho_i, cho_t]
    print "combo:", combo
    if combo == [0, 0]:
        print "You haven't changed 'Combo' values!"
    elif combo == [1, 4]:
        print "You combined ROCK and FIRE to make FIRE STONE!"
    elif combo == [1, 5]:
        print "You combined ROCK and WATER to make WATER STONE!"
    elif combo == [1, 6]:
        print "You combined ROCK and GRASS to make a MOSSY STONE!"
    elif combo == [2, 4]:
        print "You combined PAPER and FIRE to make KINDLING!"
    elif combo == [2, 5]:
        print "You combined PAPER and WATER to make SOGGY PAPER..."
    elif combo == [2, 6]:
        print "you combined PAPER and GRASS to make a CIGAR!"
    elif combo == [3, 4]:
        print "You combined SCISSORS and FIRE to make a PLASMA CUTTER!"
    elif combo == [3, 5]:
        print "You combined SCISSORS and WATER to make a WATER JET"
    elif combo == [3, 6]:
        print "You combined SCISSORS and GRASS to make a SHARPENED STICK"
    else:
        print "Something went wrong with combo_naming()"



def com_outputs():
    [com_output[0][0] == "Computer has not changed 'com_combo' values!",
    com_output[1][4] == "Computer combined ROCK and FIRE to make FIRE STONE!",
    com_output[1][5] == "Computer combined ROCK and WATER to make WATER STONE!",
    com_output[1][6] == "Computer combined ROCK and GRASS to make MOSSY STONE!",
    com_output[2][4] == "Computer combined PAPER and FIRE to make KINDLING!",
    com_output[2][5] == "Computer combined PAPER and WATER to make SOGGY PAPER...",
    com_output[2][6] == "Computer combined PAPER and GRASS to make a CIGAR!",
    com_output[3][4] == "Computer combined SCISSORS and FIRE to make a PLASMA CUTTER!",
    com_output[3][5] == "Computer combined SCISSORS and WATER to make a WATER JET",
    com_output[3][6] == "Computer combined SCISSORS and GRASS to make a SHARPENED STICK"]


def com_combo_namingv2():
    print com_i, com_t
    print( com_output[com_i][com_t] )

def PvC_matchup():
    global tie
    global win
    global lose
    if combo == [0, 0] and com_combo == [0, 0]:
        tie += 1
        print "You and com failed to change global values 'combo', and 'com_combo'"
        print "You probably failed to change global values 'cho_i', 'cho_t'"
        print "Com probably failed to change global values 'com_i', and com_t"
    elif combo == [1, 4] and com_combo == [1, 4]:
        tie += 1
        print "Rock+Fire = Rock+Fire"
        print "You both burned your hands with your Fire Stones...\n You Tie!"
        print "flv txt: You both take little damage"
    elif combo == [1, 4] and com_combo == [1, 5]:
        count += 1
        lose += 1
        print "Rock + Fire < Rock + Water"
        print "Computer's Water Stone cools your Fire Stone...\n You Lose!"
        print "flv txt: You were mildly damaged!"
    elif combo == [1, 4] and com_combo == [1,6]:
        win+=1
        print "Rock+Fire > Rock+Grass"
        print "Your Fire Stone burns Computer's Mossy Stone...\n You Win!"
        print "flv txt: It's mildly effective!"
    elif combo == [2,4] and com_combo == [1,4]:
        lose+=1
        print "paper+fire > rock+fire"
        print "You use computer's Fire Stones to protect your fire from the wind... Win!"
        print "flv txt: Water(def)-1, Wind(def) +1, fire(atk)+1"
    elif combo == [2,4] and com_combo == [1,5]:
        lose+=1
        print "paper+fire > rock + water"
        print "You wrap your Kindling around the Conmputer's Fire Stone... You Win!"
        print "flv txt: "
    #Not completed

def after_game():
    global count
    count+=1
    score()
    ask_new_game()

def ask_new_game():
    print "Do you want to try again?"
    chois = raw_input("'Yes' or 'No'?").title()
    if chois == 'Yes':
        main()
    elif chois == 'No':
        raw_input("Press 'Enter' to quit the game")
    else:
        print "Invalid input, type 'Yes', or  'No' only"
        ask_new_game()






def main():
    choose_item()
    choose_type()
    #combo_naming()
    com_choose_item()
    com_choose_type()
    com_outputs()
    com_combo_namingv2()
    PvC_matchup()
    after_game()


main()