Lyra meets Juan

snuffshotMartyr [SM] began pestering enigmaticMobster [EM]
SM: Hey there
SM: You won't know me, with any luck
SM: So
SM: How have things been going for you recently?
EM: Well 'ey, it's been fine.
EM: I s'pose I've been better though.
EM: How'd ya' get my handle though?
SM: D'you know someone named Zach?
SM: He's got a whole list of handles, and he gave me a copy
SM: You're Juan, right? I've heard the name dropped a couple times now, figured I'd better find out who it actually belongs to
EM: Yup, that's indeed ma' name.
EM: What's the order o' business?
SM: Like I said. Trying to figure out who all is in our game instance
SM: Also looking for a distraction
SM: Getting some insight into how the game works for other people is just icing on the cake
EM: Well right now for me it's seemin' like it is the damn cake.
EM: I can barely figure out half o' this shit, seriously.
SM: Exactly, yeah
SM: It's ridiculous. They dump all this pseudo information at you, and expect you to somehow sort out the inane from the about-to-kill-you relevant
SM: Can I ask the sort of stuff that's been happening on your end?
EM: Well, I've been shov'd into some sort o' weird dungeon thing and told to do somethin'.
EM: Actually, I can't even remember what in the hell I'm supposed ta' be doin' right now.
EM: That's prob'ly a bad thing...
SM: Heh, I hear ya
SM: I'm just waiting for my legs to start working again
SM: Then me and Alex are gonna go exploring
SM: ... If you aren't doing anything too urgent, you could join us?
EM: Well per'aps I could, if I had any idea o' where the hell I am.