LARRY=I call dibs on the sassy cocktail waitress.

ASH=First of all, blech. Second of all, I'm not sure her gorilla of a boyfriend would approve of putting the moves on his squeeze.

MEDIC=And thirdly, I do not believe you and Fraulein Stinky are biologically compatible.

ASH=First of all, blech. Second of all, I don't think the space gorilla's gonna like you calling dibs on his girlfriend.

LARRY=Is that a crack about my age? 'Cause I can tell you about dozens of ladies who can't get enough of Larry Junior! Seamus, Croft, that Marley dame...

MEDIC=What I mean to say is that Fraulein Stinky's piscatory reproductive appartatus may not, strictly speaking, be capable of interfacing with your... tackle box.

LARRY=Do you know what he's talking about?

ASH=He lost me at "piscatory."

MEDIC=It's quite simple. She's a mermaid.

LARRY=So she's got fish parts. So what?