[21:23] <Rukshu> You all enter a room through a small door, the door is a white tile that opens into a blindingly white room
[21:24] <Rukshu> inside the room there is a small computer in one corner, and to your right you can see some stairs leading up to an upper level
[21:24] <Rukshu> the room is a square room, about 20x20 meters
[21:25] <Rukshu> the upper level is an outcrop sticking about 10m out from the opposite side to you
[21:25] <Rukshu> the computer corner is on the far left side of the room
[21:25] <Rukshu> inside the room there is a black sofa facing you about 5 paces to your left
[21:26] <Katerin_von_Ulm> >HACK THE NSA WITH COMPUTER
[21:26] <IsisSonolie> i don't think that's possible.
[21:26] <Rukshu> as you walk forwards a few paces about 4 unprototyped imps materialise in the room!
[21:26] <Rukshu> two appear on the second floor, at the sides of the wakway
[21:26] <Rukshu> one is behind the sofa
[21:26] <Katerin_von_Ulm> Call the Imps HERETICS!
[21:26] <Rukshu> and the last is by the computer
[21:27] <Sylphia> Okay, since I have a feeling we should investigate, I call dibs on that thing in the left corner once we beat them.
[21:27] <Zach_> I vote we engage. I draw my swords
[21:27] <Sylphia> I raise my combat shields.
[21:27] <Rukshu> first we shall generate the turn order. This is done by taking your dexterity modifier and adding a roll from a d20
[21:27] <Zach_> cool
[21:27] <Rukshu> use http://www.brockjones.com/dieroller/dice.htm if you have no dice
[21:27] <Zach_> k
[21:28] <Katerin_von_Ulm> rolled a 1
[21:28] <IsisSonolie> 1d20 = 1
[21:28] <Rukshu> i have 16 initiative
[21:28] <Zach_> wait two crit fails
[21:28] <Katerin_von_Ulm> so i ahve an initiative of -1
[21:28] <Katerin_von_Ulm> nice
[21:28] <Zach_> d20+12 plus dex 5
[21:28] <IsisSonolie> my initiative would just be 1.
[21:28] <Sylphia> Initiative: 3
[21:28] <Zach_> so i have 17
[21:29] <Zach_> wait so you said 4 imps, where is the 4th?
[21:29] <Rukshu> read please.
[21:29] <Zach_> oh
[21:30] <Zach_> the heretic cry distracted me
[21:30] <Katerin_von_Ulm> HERECY!
[21:30] <Katerin_von_Ulm> DEUS VULT
[21:30] <Rukshu> ok, so after resolving a programming error, lets continue
[21:30] <Rukshu> the first turn is Zachs!
[21:31] <Zach_> i take a running start
[21:31] <Zach_> to jump over the sofa
[21:31] <Zach_> and attack the imp
[21:31] <Rukshu> You run towards the imp behind the sofa and engage him
[21:31] <Rukshu> rolling......
[21:32] <Rukshu> oh wow, ok, i lost your character sheet for a second, just got it back...
[21:33] <Rukshu> You attempt to engage the imp! However your attack was skillfully dodged by the imp!
[21:33] <Katerin_von_Ulm> laaaaaaaame
[21:33] <Zach_> rats
[21:33] <Rukshu> next is my turn
[21:34] <Rukshu> I run towads the imp directly infront of us, engage the imp by spinning my bostaff around my head and slap him with the staff
[21:34] <Rukshu> The imp critically failed to block or dodge (it rolled a 1)
[21:35] <Rukshu> I hit for 12! (rolling an 8, not critical)
[21:35] <Zach_> nice
[21:36] <Rukshu> the imp flies across the room and splats against the right white wall
[21:36] <Rukshu> making quite a mess and blackening the wall as it explodes into ink
[21:36] <Rukshu> 5 grist collects from the residue on the ground
[21:36] <Rukshu> next would have been imp 1, but due to imminent death now it is imp 2! the one behind the sofa!
[21:36] <Rukshu> Imp 2 attempts to claw Zach!
[21:37] <Rukshu> (if you want you can roll a d20 + your AC Zach)
[21:37] <Zach_> k
[21:37] <Rukshu> Nevermind... the imp rolls a 20!
[21:37] <Rukshu> critical hit!
[21:37] <Zach_> fak
[21:37] <Rukshu> the imp attacks you for...
[21:37] <IsisSonolie> zach can still roll a 20, can he not?
[21:37] <Rukshu> 4 damage!
[21:37] <Rukshu> seriously...
[21:38] <Zach_> lol
[21:38] <Zach_> 4 damgae crit
[21:38] <Zach_> ill take it
[21:38] <Sylphia> Is he bleeding yet?
[21:38] <Rukshu> actually, it would have been 4 anyway..
[21:38] <Rukshu> http://puu.sh/gyZfq/66d01495c2.png
[21:38] <Rukshu> seriously...
[21:38] <Zach_> lol
[21:38] <Zach_> im at 10 hp now
[21:38] <Rukshu> ok, next it is Imp 3's turn!
[21:39] <Rukshu> this is the imp at the top of the stairs on the sidewalk on the second level
[21:39] <Rukshu> this imp, along with the other imp on the sidewalk (imp 4) both are armed with crossbows!
[21:39] <Rukshu> imp 3 will attempt to shoot Sylphia!
[21:40] <Rukshu> roll a d20 plus your AC plus any bonuses!
[21:40] <Rukshu> shields are +5 to block
[21:41] <Rukshu> (that is double shields, single shields are +£)
[21:41] <Rukshu> *+3
[21:41] <Sylphia> 13 + 9
[21:42] <Rukshu> You raise your shield well before the imp is able to fire the bolt off, and you manage to block the arrow easily
[21:42] <Rukshu> the imp looks very irritated by this.
[21:42] <Rukshu> Next is Imp 4's turn
[21:42] <Rukshu> Imp 4 will shoot Katerin_von_Ulm!
[21:42] <Rukshu> roll!
[21:42] <Katerin_von_Ulm> 6!
[21:43] <Rukshu> the imp got 12.
[21:43] <Katerin_von_Ulm> FACK
[21:44] <Rukshu> You attempt to dodge the bolt but it is just too fast for you! The bolt flies through the air and you see it, just before it passes through your right arm!
[21:44] <Katerin_von_Ulm> Damn, good thing I use my left one
[21:44] <Katerin_von_Ulm> REVENGE TIME
[21:44] <Rukshu> you are now bloodied! (less than half hp)
[21:44] <Sylphia> At least its a clean shot! It will heal
[21:44] <Rukshu> as the bolt did an amazing 6 damage!
[21:44] <Katerin_von_Ulm> Can I do shit now?
[21:44] <Rukshu> Next turn is Sylphia's!
[21:45] <Sylphia> Alright
[21:47] <Rukshu> any day now...
[21:47] <Sylphia> I run towards the sofa and charge at it with  the combat shield up, bashing at it in the last moment in hopes of crushing the imp with a sofa!
[21:48] <Rukshu> You attempt to crush the simp with the sofa! roll a d20 + your strength modifier!
[21:49] <Sylphia> 19 + 3
[21:49] <Sylphia> "I have all the damages!"
[21:50] <Rukshu> sorry, just adapting a program quickly so i can do this much quicker in future
[21:51] <Katerin_von_Ulm> laaaaame
[21:51] <Rukshu> You push the sofa over the imp, damaging it for 4 damage!
[21:52] <Rukshu> next turn is IsisSonolie's turn!
[21:52] <Katerin_von_Ulm> CAN I DO STUFF?
[21:52] <IsisSonolie> i move to the bottom of the staircase and shoot at the imp at the top of it.
[21:52] <Rukshu> You move towards the bottom of the stairs, and aim to shoot at the imp at the top. Roll 1d20+ dexterity modifier
[21:53] <Rukshu> if not i can for you
[21:53] <IsisSonolie> can you roll for me?
[21:53] <Rukshu> sure
[21:53] <IsisSonolie> my dex modifier is 0.
[21:53] <Rukshu> You hit! With a roll of 17 vs 2!
[21:54] <Rukshu> you deal 2 damage and stun it for one turn!
[21:54] <Rukshu> next turn imp3 will be unable to move!
[21:54] <Rukshu> Finally it is Katerin_von_Ulm's turn!
[21:54] <Rukshu> unfortunatally he trips and is unable to move
[21:54] <Rukshu> next turn it is...
[21:54] <Rukshu> nah.. just joking :P
[21:54] <Katerin_von_Ulm> fuck you
[21:54] <Katerin_von_Ulm> ok, here's what I do
[21:54] <Katerin_von_Ulm> Ok, So I grab my morning star, begin spinning and throw it againt the imps upstairs!
[21:55] <Rukshu> XD i ruined his copy paste
[21:55] <Katerin_von_Ulm> ROLLED A FUCKING 20
[21:55] <Katerin_von_Ulm> YEAH
[21:56] <Rukshu> you successfully hit imp4 for 12 damage!
[21:56] <Katerin_von_Ulm> I scream YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
[21:56] <Zach_> we should get some battle music
[21:56] <Katerin_von_Ulm> I have some
[21:56] <Rukshu> Imp 4 explodes into vapour on the back wall, and 7 grist drops out from it, dropping down from the top floor to the ground floor
[21:57] <Katerin_von_Ulm> YEAAAAAH
[21:57] <Rukshu> next turn is Zach's!
[21:57] <Zach_> alrighty
[21:57] <Zach_> so thats
[21:57] <Zach_> imp 4 and 2 down right?
[21:57] <Rukshu> the imps alive are: Imp2 under the sofa, and Imp3 at the top of the stairs, who is stunned
[21:58] <Zach_> ok
[21:58] <Zach_> i take my swords and execute the imp
[21:58] <Rukshu> Having combat advantage over the imp, as the imp is currently being smothered and crushed by a sofa, you successfully stab the imp through the sofa
[21:59] <Zach_> cool
[21:59] <Rukshu> black oil splurges out from all the sides of the sofa, and you feel a couple of hard pieces of grist in the back of the sofa
[21:59] <Rukshu> Next turn is Rukshu!
[21:59] <Zach_> yus
[22:00] <Rukshu> I run towards the base of the stairs, and climb them. This is unfortunately too far to then do a major action from, so i attempt to hit the imp with a minor action!
[22:00] <Rukshu> The imp blocks with a 20! My bostaff bounces off it's crossbow and vibrates out of my hands
[22:00] <Rukshu> somehow, even though it is stunned...
[22:01] <Rukshu> i should have thought about that before i rolled for it, nevermind
[22:01] <Rukshu> we will continue anyway
[22:01] <Rukshu> Next turn is Sylphia!
[22:02] <Rukshu> hello?
[22:02] <Sylphia> I move off the sofa with my minor action, and jump feet-first into the Imp2's face
[22:03] <Rukshu> err, you spash around in the oil puddle left by Imp2's corpse
[22:03] <Rukshu> +2 to fun!
[22:03] <Rukshu> You now feel a rush of euphoria!
[22:03] <Rukshu> Next turn is imp3, who is stunned
[22:03] <Rukshu> oh, nvm
[22:03] <Rukshu> next turn is Isis!
[22:04] <Rukshu> IsisSonolie?
[22:04] <IsisSonolie> i reload my taser using a major action, and fire it again at the imp.
[22:04] <Rukshu> You can't use a minor action to fire a gun!
[22:04] <Rukshu> i probably should have mentioned that in the pastebin...
[22:05] <Rukshu> Do you wish to do something else instead?
[22:05] <IsisSonolie> hmm. okay. then i move back away from the staircase.
[22:05] <Rukshu> very well
[22:05] <Rukshu> Next turn is Katerin_von_Ulm
[22:05] <Rukshu> who left to go to the shops about 5 mins ago
[22:05] <Rukshu> so next it is Zach again!
[22:06] <Rukshu> Zach_?
[22:06] <Zach_> wait
[22:06] <Zach_> so
[22:06] <Zach_> who else is left
[22:06] <Rukshu> Imp 3, who is no longer stunned
[22:06] <Zach_> i guess i just reengage him
[22:07] <Rukshu> You charge towards the imp ontop of the stairs and attack him!
[22:07] <Rukshu> do you do a normal attack or specify?
[22:08] <Rukshu> i will assume normal attack
[22:09] <Rukshu> You roll a 19!
[22:09] <Zach_> oh yeah
[22:09] <Zach_> sry
[22:09] <Zach_> right nice
[22:09] <Rukshu> you deal 4 damage!
[22:09] <Rukshu> you just about manage to stab the imp through the chest, which results in the imp popping like a small baloon!
[22:10] <Rukshu> oil flies everywhere, covering the walls
[22:10] <Rukshu> and about 5 grist drops on the floor
[22:10] <Rukshu> Everyone gains 1 echeladder level1
[22:10] <Rukshu> *level
[22:10] <Rukshu> but not really because this is a practice!
[22:11] <Rukshu> Hopefully future times this will go faster and smoother since i will get faster at looking up people's stuff