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Item #: SCP-8888-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8888-J was built into Site 19, in wing 88B. No precautions should be taken other than to avoid placing any SCP's into SCP-8888-J, as they often get highly irritated by the constant harrassment. Foundation Personnel of any level above 0 are allowed to enter SCP-8888-J due to the factual statement that all comments made by SCP-8888-J are offensive, and highly amusing. Personnel enter at their own risk.

Description: SCP-8888-J is a 3 x 3 x 4 m containment cell with no abnormalities detected in appearance until a living organism is present inside SCP-8888-J. Upon entering the cell, any person will be subjected to offensive writing upon the walls of SCP-8888-J appearing out of what seems like thin air. If more than one person is to enter SCP-8888-J, the writing will appear to stereotype them as a certain group, usually linking them together in a horribly offensive statement. Statements made are often partially, if not entirely true.

//"I'd like to see that big shot go in there and see what it has to say about his ass"-Dr. Raye//

Addendum 173-A: SCP-173 was originally contained in SCP-8888-J, however, reports of SCP-173 repeatedly slamming it's head into the wall of SCP-8888-J, as well as standing on it's head, were confirmed via video surveillance. Upon further research into the video footage, personnel reported the following writing upon the wall: "What the hell is that thing? Can someone escort this shit covered, oversized dildo out of here please? It's so ugly I can't stop looking at it! Forget to wipe, fuckhead?". SCP-173 was immediately removed and placed in present containment.

Addendum-AGT-2a: D-1088 was sent into SCP-8888-J, mainly for the reason that Dr. Raye was having a less than compelling day. Upon entering, D-1088 approached the wall and saw the following writing: "Hey man, you're working hard ain't ya? Whens your paycheck due? Oh wait, now I remember! You get it at the end of the month! haha." This was satisfactory for Dr. Raye. D-1088 was escorted back to his cell.

Addendum-RayAB: After much coaxing, Dr. Raye worked up the courage to enter SCP-8888-J. Upon entering, Dr. Raye saw the following writing: "It's about time you showed up queer. I can't help but notice how many girls you don't have. You know, I dont think I'll let you leave." The door to SCP-8888-J proceeded to close. Dr. Raye drew a pencil from his breast pocket and began to write back, although the insults could not compare to that of SCP-8888-J. Dr. Raye was then released and made a public vow to never enter again.