Primarch Fulgrim

Make way for Primarch Fulgrim
Say hey! It's Primarch Fulgrim

Hey! Clear the way through old Terra
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first in your hive to meet his eye!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Primarch Fulgrim! Fabulous he!
Primarch Fulgrim
Guardsmen, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Adepta Sororitas
The come and meet his spectacular coterie

Primarch Fulgrim!
Mighty is he!
Fulgrim Chemos
Strong as ten regular astartes, definitely!
He faced the galloping WAAAGHS
A hundred dark eldar with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Primarch Fulgrim

He's got seventy-five golden dreadnoughts
Purple Periclitors
He's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type archeotech
Has he got a STC?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie

Primarch Fulgrim! Handsome is he, Fulgrim Chemos
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that cathedral
Adjust your veil and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Primarch Fulgrim!

There's no question this Fulgrim's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a hero, he's a heavyweight, not heretical!
He's about to purge my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

He's got ninety-five white haired sisters
(He's got the sisters, let's see the sister)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got slaves, he's got servitors and inquisitors
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Fulgrim! Primarch Fulgrim!

Primarch Fulgrim!
Amorous he! Fulgrim Chemos
Heard your crusade was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty Battleship, cruisers galore
With his legions and guardfodder
A brass band and more
With his forty farcet lancers, his Knights, his Escorts
His palaces with marble on high
Make way for Primarch Fulgrim!