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{{Correct title|#furret}}
<div style="border:2px solid #372400; text-align:center; padding:4px;margin:3px;background-color:#ffa500;color:#372400;">'''This channel is abandoned.'''<br>
Its users have split among [[:/b/|#/b/]] (Kazisho) and [irc://irc.rizon.net/Eevee #Eevee] (Kafka).</div>
The channel [irc://irc.rizon.net/furret #furret] was an infamous channel (asylum) of some of /vp/'s most hated tripfags. It was created because the previous channel, #freaks, had no moderation, since the Owner and Founder, Duffle/Duffil, never came online because he was busy "trying to unfux the dog cap constantly fuxxed". It was named after its original Founder, Furret, Buizel. There is no specific topic and discussions varied to why MLP is the best show ever to anti-furfaggotry to Pokemon, 4chan and other general stuff.
It was closed by the Owner because the users left due to faggotry and because nobody talked anymore. It's now waiting to get a new Owner. (You?)
It is now replaced by the re-opened channel [[:/b/|#/b/]].
[[File:Furret3.png|200px|thumb|right|What a Furret would look like when idling on #furret.]]
==History==

This channel's history spans back to the day 11-8-14, when Buizel or BuiBui made the channel #buizel on Rizon and advertised it on /vp/.  The channel peaked at 12 people, but was shortly closed as it was only a "test".
  [22:42:47]  #buizel          12      [+mntz] #buizel | The land of hugs and cuddles ^_^
Later on, back then, the channel #Freaks was created by a then-active member of the community and troll, Duffle (Duffil).  The channel had a steady community of about 8 commons, but it also had a serious lack of moderation; with Duffle often being away for multiple days in a row and Absol being apathetic and never receiving auto-op, it was a common target of spamming.<br>
On the day of #furret's creation, the well-known troll Bui, or known as "<del>Furret</del> Vee(mon)", at this moment, created the channel as a hideout.<br>
He was testing his own bot there, FurBot, which the users liked, but he led to spam.<br>
The moderation at this time were Furret as Owner and Founder, FurBot and ChanStat as Admin, Kazisho as Operator and Cap as Half-Operator and "snake raper". Kazisho has been chosen as an Operator, because he knows Buizel from /vp/ and Kazisho chose Cap as a Half-Operator, because he trusted him in the past on #freaks.<br>
A few days later, Pho, better known under the name Leafeon, advertised his own channel on #furret, which made Buizel upset.<br>
In his rage, Buizel managed to ban everyone, even himself. The user Kazisho, who was the Operator at this time, was automatically set to be the new Founder of #furret. He unbanned everyone from #furret. He didn't realize that he automatically became the Founder and Pho helped him with setting up the channel. After that, Kazisho became also an Owner. He made Pho Operator and Clefable ("rat fuxxer") and Cap Half-Operators. Users who were on #freaks gained auto-Voice status. The present bots were [^_^], ChanStat and FurBot.<br>
After Buizel getting upset over so many times, that Kazisho owns his channel now, he flooded /vp/, especially the Drawfag threads, with DelayClose. He got banned several times, but Kazisho kept unbanning him, because he liked him.
[[File:1319301759807.jpg|200px|thumb|right|What literally EVERYONE thinks of this channel.]]

Because Buizel is a faggot, he deleted his own bot, FurBot, afterwards, because people kept saying "FurBot was a shit bot".
Buizel joined less and less from this day on. He also changed his nickname to Veemon, got banned several times, yet Veemon got unbanned, while the names Bui/Furret, etc. remain banned.

The Owner, Kazisho, a retired tripfag, said that on this channel everything is allowed to say, with the exceptions of hating on ponies and posting furfaggotry like a retard. There is also a list of banned words. Later banned Pho for dubious reasons. Then made Bui/Furret a mod. In TOTALLY UNRELATED circumstances, Bui/Furret gave Kazisho the password to the name "Rainbow_Dash".  Pho was since unbanned and <del>the drama mostly ended</del> Vee was banned from the channel once again, for becoming butthurt at the amount of low idle times.  <del>He was unbanned again, though appears to be much more passive.  Subject to change.</del>

Recently, a few members from #Computer, a French channel, had joined.  The first time, a short, failed [http://i.imgur.com/p49pA.png raid] happened.  On 2011-11-02, a few members joined again, and so far sticked around because Kazisho considered them fun.
As of 6th of November, Absol` became the new Op. The next day, Bui got banned from the network by [[User:Djahandarie|an IRCop]], however is constantly evading the bans. Since then, the IRCop has left Vee alone, as long as he doesn't evade any more channel bans.

==Users==
[[Image:Normal_day.PNG|200px|thumb|right|Just a normal day on #furret. NEEDS FIX.]]
This is a list of all reported usernames as of Saturday, the 29th October 2011.

*[[User:Mydog|Duffil]]: God tier troll, started the entire shitstorm, evoked more bans and rage on /vp/ than anyone else, managed to troll over 10 threads in a row, 5 of them ruined via the after-drama once he left (verifiable by Cap, Pen, and other fapfic freaks), created the first #freaks (still open, but dead, awaiting the great 404 and MY DOG) which is what made #furret. Duffle who regularly has his dog fuxxed by Umby, trolls Fagonite 200/99 and is god tier.

*[[User:Anonymous K|Kazisho, Poni, Rainbow_Dash, MichaelJackson]]: Channel Owner and Founder, like ponies with a passion. Is a very very bad Owner, likes to kick and ban. His favourite 4chan boards are /a/b/v/r9k/jp/vp/hc/d/vip/. Likes spamming his own channel. Owns now a different channel, [[:/b/|#/b/]].

*[[User:Bui|<s>Furret, Veemon, Buimon, Lucario, Servine</s> Bui]]: Previous Founder, banned everyone except Kazisho, who became owner. Is a flaming faggot, <del>no one</del> everyone likes him. Uses the Delayclose.exe (Virus, xd) spam to fuck the /vp/ board. Has recently been unbanned and is a #Furret mod. No, this is not a joke. And has then been banned... again. Lives in constant PMS.

*Clefable: FREAK FREAK FREAK.  Fab, also incorrectly known as Clef by niggers, failed abortions and broken condoms, is a major name in #furret, he doesn't really speak unless spoken to, except when his fuxxing you and/or duffils dog in the tail hole, which makes a nice change from most of the spamming faggots on this channel.  Fab liked/likes to defend Bui even though he's a scottish cunt and doesn't like me telling him I love him in the form of shit-on-a-newspaper, constantly rants on about he he loves to fux rats, holds a fairly cool livestream but rarely uses it because he wants to rape both riachu and clefable since they are rats.

*<del>Milotic (previously FurBot): Buizel's Cap's bot. People loved it, but it caused spam. Also has a shitty nickname. For some reason, it's back. And gone again. For good. Never mind, it was resurrected by Cap under the name Milotic, but is now <del>shittier</del> better than FurBot.</del> Milotic was shit<sup style="color:blue">citation needed</sup> and was removed along with FurBot.

*[[User:Cap|Cap]]: One of the few vorefags of #furret, this user has to suffer a constant barrage of yiff requests from his freakish chat colleagues, has a sick vorefetish and gets hard thinking about oversized pokemon (lugia) eating him, which is tottaly normal, also found to constantly be behind fuxxing duffils dog, why on earth he does it nobody knows

*Leafeon, Zorrofox, Zoroark-, Zoroarku, Umbreonn, Serrperior, Rhydon-, Vaporeon and a fuckload more (Pho): Ex-#Furret mod, Leafeon is also Owner of an unofficial sister channel, #leafeon, where mild roleplay occurs between characters and heavy-duty erping also takes place. A shameless flirter, Leafeon was one of the major names and <del>contributors</del> faggots to #Furret until the events of Rainbowgate. Also has multiple purrsonality disorder.

*[[User:Umby|Umby]]: <3

*[[User:Absol|Absol`]] has no idea why he's here.  He usually appears overly serious and quiet (although he's actively looking for excuses ''not to'').  Sometimes tries to resolve conflicts of others (and fails utterly).  Overall a common target of private messages.  Please input more text here.

*Souseiseki/Suiseiseki: Oldfag. Enough said.

*Quoose, MawJaw, absss, Flarezzz, Zorua_, Lanturn: Some anonymous avatarfag from /vp/: This motherfucker is worse than Pho, bitch can't choose her name.  Ofcourse the only good ones are Absss and Flarezz because Absol is best furbait and everyone wants to snuggle their head in Flareon's Coat while licking her pussy, right?  Zorua looks like a semi-aborted nigger pet that Bui would own to make himself feel better, which means this bitch can just fuck right off, nobody really cares about the other names this gutter-sut uses. Made Macbot kick-ban itself and now has to get Macbot back on #furret.

*LucarioWritefag: Likes big butts and cannot lie. Also likes eating chocolate and writing fics. Don't get too close, as he might try to <del>rape</del> hug you.

*Macbot: This bot from [[Perwl|#perwl]] joined mysteriously some day. People <s>like</s>dislike him.  He managed to kickban himself one day, anyway.
 [13:56:15] <MawJaw> macbot: .kb
 [13:56:15] <Macbot> .kb macbot macbot macbot
 [13:56:15] --- mode #furret #furret +b *!*@i.just.work by [^_^]
 [13:56:15] * [^_^] has kicked Macbot from #furret (macbot macbot)
BRING IT BACK, MAWJAW!  IT'S BACK!!

*Foxy: Unb& although Kazisho is a misogynist. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl9y3SIPt7o]

*slowking_s_thompson: "..." "..." "..." "...yawn?"

*Glitch_Trainer: H̛͘͞él̷p̷ I̛͜͡'̛͞m̕͘͞ ͞͏͝t͏̛rąp҉̨p͠ed̶̨̨ i̸n a̴ ̷͞w͢i͜k̀͜i͏ ҉̧pag͠҉e͞͏͟ ͘͟͡a͞nd̸̸ ̢I ̧͢͏c͏͘a̡͝ń͝͞'̛t͝ ͘͡g̴̴͟e̸̛t ̀o͡u͏ţ̧͡!̶̴̀ ́G̨uy̸s̀͟,͞ ͘͜h̨e͢͟l̵p̸̸͢!

*Scry: 'Clefable's Husband' Kind of rapey, you may wish to keep your distance at times; unless you're into getting text-fucked on a chatroom by an anthro ninetales. One of the major names around the channel. Also draws, a lot of it NSFW.

*[[User:Leeks|<del>Nidos</del> Leeks]]:

*VaporVsQs:

*qTpie: The cutest Absol you ever saw. Bombs the chat with hugs and the most obscure smilies you ever found on 2ch.

*Dragonite_: Better known as Fagonite, well known as a troll and is on a constant power/ego trip. Is never wrong, and arguing with him is hopeless. Abandon hope ye who converse with him.

*Aggron_: Ded?

*Arynn: Ded?

*Renzo: Ded?

*Kafka, EntKitty, KernelTrap: Commie faggot.

*<del>N-: RELEASE YOUR POKÉMON</del> Ded.

*Aggron: Ded?

*<del>Shaymin-Sky:</del> Ded.

*Paperclip:

*<del>[^_^]: Or Facebot, is a liked</del> LuftWaffe is the nazi German Rizon bot that takes over moderation and can execute channel modes. Heil, etc.

*stuart93:

*Reuniclus-,Roseradee,Togetic: Apparently a gal, generally seems kind and level-headed under most conditions other than intoxication.

*Pseudonym: Joined from #Cloudsdale, seems to lurk often. Admits to being a weeaboo, Buizel is in love with him.

*Emo_Pineco: Probably the one who fuxx duffil's dog. Usually shows up to stalk his rumored ho.

*Porygon: #furret's official bot, owned and controlled by Bui (Servine). Features quite a decent selection of commands, and a horrible MegaHAL implemention. Uses the latest version of Eggdrop. Is banned because he's a shit [[Macbot]] clone.

*[[User:MayaTheGreat|MayaTheGreat]]: What do you get when you fuse a Fatlus and a weeaboo? You get a Maya. She occasionally calls everyone a faggot.

==Banned Words==

>yfw they don't exist anymore

If you said one of these words three times, you would get banned by Facebot.
*1. /tg/  [[File:Nofunallowed.jpg|right]]
*2. x­d
*3. -.-
*4. Digimon
*5. xd
*6. le
*7. Fun

==Rules==

Apparently, there were only three rules on #furret.

:1. You had to warn the channel before you posted images of furry nature.
:: Also applied for obvious furry links.
:2. '''DON'T''' talk shit about My Little Pony, never, this was fucking banable.
:3. Do<del> not </del>abuse the bots in the channel... and don't make them abuse each other. That is cruel.

==Catchphrases==
*K.
*k
*xddd
*xd
*>mfw
*OVER THE LINE
*Ewww...
*amd
*oh ok
*x D
===Duffle Catchphrases===
*MY DOG
*Fux you
*>baww fux you
*FREAK
*freak

== Banlist ==
This was the banlist from before it was wiped.
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[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@cgiirc@Rizon-4E88474F* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 kkjkjkjjkjkj!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@Rizon-9E7FE004.dsl.chibardun.net underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 nomoon!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@magical.lurker underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@is.simgle underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@psychic.furbait underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 Espeon!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@Rizon-E2051641.amanah.com underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 ScreenServ!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 Vaporeon!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 Bui*!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@Rizon-ACAF75ED.hsd1.il.comcast.net underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 LurkerSpy!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 Veebot!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 Furret*!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 Furrrret!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@66A6735C.A97896EC.D0ED7499.IP underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@Rizon-A36D5FC5.range86-183.btcentralplus.com underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@46.37.189.123 underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 furret!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@Rizon-AC064F0C.dyn.optonline.net underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 Kojak!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 LampShade!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@Rizon-BA376F47.dsl.chcgil.sbcglobal.net underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!foo@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 Leafeon!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!cgiirc@you.shouldnt.have.done.that underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 Scizor-!*@* underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@blades.bro underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@leefe.leafeon underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:23:19 *!*@Rizon-C6C09610.hsd1.il.comcast.net underworld.hub
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Mon Nov 14 00:13:35 Pho-!*@* Cap!~Cap@is.a.freak
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Sun Nov 13 16:08:13 mib_9hr4x1!*@* Kazisho!~milkshake@It.sure.is.smelly.here
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Sun Nov 13 01:39:40 *!*@for.the.One.True.Way Cap!~Cap@is.a.freak
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Tue Nov  8 21:41:38 Ri0!*@* Cap!~Cap@is.a.freak
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Sun Nov  6 23:40:55 Unrelated!*@* Cap!~Cap@is.a.freak
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Sat Nov  5 19:17:38 *!*@like.a.schmock Rainbow_Dash!~milkshake@It.sure.is.smelly.here
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Sat Nov  5 19:08:56 *!*@Rizon-E2F22467.lns8.lon.bigpond.net.au Rainbow_Dash!~milkshake@It.sure.is.smelly.here
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Fri Nov  4 00:37:15 quotes!*@* Kazisho!~milkshake@It.sure.is.smelly.here
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Tue Nov  1 23:14:01 *!*@Rizon-9C658984.rev.sfr.net Clefable!~Clefable@moon.fairy
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Tue Nov  1 23:13:52 *!*@Rizon-8BB63E9C.fbx.proxad.net Clefable!~Clefable@moon.fairy
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Tue Nov  1 23:13:43 *!*@Rizon-1E419E2F.dsl.scarlet.be Clefable!~Clefable@moon.fairy
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Tue Nov  1 20:53:41 *!*@white.furbait Cap!~Cap@is.a.freak
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Sat Oct 29 18:48:43 *!ed@* Kazisho!~milkshake@It.sure.is.smelly.here
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Sun Oct 16 23:47:51 *!*@*.tr Kazisho!~milkshake@It.sure.is.smelly.here
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Wed Oct 12 17:59:14 *!*@*.pl Kazisho!~milkshake@Im.on.the.Edge.of.Pony
[01:02:31] * #furret Banlist: Sun Oct  9 03:59:06 SchmuddelVP!*@* Kazisho!~milkshake@Im.on.the.Edge.of.Pony
[01:02:31] * #furret :End of Channel Ban List</pre>