Mehia

my teacher Mehia dude holy fuck
fuck this guy

he brings up religion CONSTANTLY even if it just barely has historical significance in the lesson
yet we can't call him on it because he always finds a way to loosely connect it by one thread to the
goddamn lesson about fruit or w/e
he says shit like everythings a dream and dying is waking up then half the class acts all mind blown
and they're like MEHIA IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS and IM GUNNA BE THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL DAY OOoOOoH

so we asked him do you believe that

and he's like lemme put it this way
every major culture and religion has decided this is all a dream and isn't real (wtf?)
"and you know what? scientists have proved it"
he actually said that

he talks about atoms and how the parts are spinning that's the only reason we see matter
and that its like a spinning fan (not real?)

so i whispered yeah but when the fan stops it's really there
this fucker
i hate mehia so much
his degree is in "chicano studies"
hes a little arrogant

thinks because he knows about Mexican history that he certainly knows more about US history than anyone in the class
the thing where anyone who immigrates here thinks our history is bullshit and that they know the real way it went down
which is true to a degree, he makes it an identity of course. he drives this persona of the dude that knows the real
story and that we should all listen to him.
acts like what he knows about history is breaking news to everyone
one day he's like yeah im writing a book

so im like OMG THIS FUCKER

he says its about the downfall of america starting with the baby boomers

something something he claims this generations use of the internet is what is 'destroying' us?

i said yeah but your generation invented the internet
"no actually the pentagon invented the internet in the 60's"
i shut him down that day
i said "no what the pentagon invented was a network of teletypes which could send messages. it was nothing more than a radio type-writer. it in no way resembled the world-wide-web your generation created"

he kinda said yeah then he shut up for like a week it was awesome

if he thinks the internet started with teletypes then really it started with a microphone which means really it started when math was good enough to estimate electromagnetic effects which means it's all newtons fault

which means its actually the fault of the mexican that raped newtons mom
which is where his Chicano bachelors comes in handy