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>Day buy a fucking calander in equestria.
>Be anon.
>You are distrubed from your slumber and a rumbling sound.
>you stretch and scratch.
>The rumbling gets louder.

"Fucking pones… yawn I bet ponka is behind this."

>You put on your house coat and go down stairs into the kitchen.
>You pour yourself a generos bowl of lucky charms. And on the way to the fridge to grab the milk you turn on the coffee maker.
>That fucking rumbling is getting closer.
>You can deal with this shit after you finish your coffee.
>Breakfast ready you seat down to eat and flick though yesterdays paper.
>That sound is still getting louder.
>Your windows start to rattle, you hear screaming.
>Coffee in hand you look out the window. Pones screaming, stampeding, pones running around.
>What fresh hell is this? It's to early for this shit.
>your windows continue to rattle, you feel the shocks running up your legs.
>Brow furrowed you step out your front door.
>A shadow spreads across the street.

"I thought there where to be no clouds today. Fucking RD is slacking off again god da…."

>Your sentence is cut short, as you look towards the origin of the offending shadow.
>You do a double take.
>Your jaw goes slack, you drop your coffee mug.
>You barely notice the steaming rich dark roast burning your toes. As you stare at it!
>Walking down the main street is Derpy. NOPE scratch that DERPZILLA!
>You watch as she crushes a market stall beneath a might hoof. The stall owner gallops off shrieking.
>DERPZILLA stoops her head to inspect the damage

"SORRY ARE YOU OK?"

>As her head lowers her tail slightly raises.
>You can see EVERYTHING!
>In A daze you follow derpy down the street.
>All around you. Pones running, screaming, colliding into each other.

"Anonymous?"
"Anonymous?"
"ANON!"

>Your attention turns to purple smart who is beside you.

A "Christ twilick what is it?"
TS "You have to get out of here anon! Derpy might crush you by accident!"

>Ignoring book horse you turn your gaze to the glory that as derpzilla's rear.
>You could climb inside that thing.
>Twilight spickle tugs on your house coat sleeve.
>You shake her off reach into a pocket and produce a pair of sunglasses.
>Biting your lower lip hard enough to draw blood, you don the shades.
>Gaze still fixated on your heart desire you say to Twilight.

A "DAT ASS!"
TS "WHAT?!"
A "DAT ASSSS, BRING ME THAT ASSSSSS!"
>You stare at the object of your affection, while purple shakes here head in disbelive.
>You stare and think…Now how the fuck to you reach her acctual love tunnel?
>Climb? no much effort. Get here to lie down? could work.
>But once inside how do you see? hmmmmmmmm.

P "OMOHGOSHIFIWANNATHOWAPARTYIWILLNEEDASUPERDOPPERHUMUNGOUSCAKEFORTHIS!"
RD "Now is not the time for partys Pinkie. What are we gonna do about Derpy?"

>The sound of Pinkie ratteling of words, faster then a MG42 breaks your train of thought.
>Damn random austist horse……
>Random hell its worth a shot, plus you can use Rainbow to relay a message to derpy.
>You walk up to Pinkie and get her attention.

P "OHNONNYHI! ISINTTHISSUPEREXCITINGIMEAN……"

>A quick hand clamping over her muzzle brings about a moment of golden silence.

A "Pinkie do you have a flashlight or mining helmet?"
P "WHATHDUYUUDMMPHTHPHFMMM?"

>You release the grip on her face.

P "What do you need that for nonny?"
A "This is important ponka!"
P "Okaydokyloki!

>Pinkie rummages in her mane, pulling out some ballons (some are blown up), some glitter that gets fucking EVERYWHERE!
>Some dog chew toys, party poppers and a whole plethora of random crap.
>Hoof to chin in thought she smiles with an idea. Runs to a nearby barrel, and reaching in produces a spelunking helmet.
>She zips back and hands it to you.

P "I always keep some of these stached around…Encase of spelunking emergancy!"

>FUCKING!
>PINK!
>AUTISM!

>Donning the helmet and checking the the light comes on you turn to a confused Rainbow Dash.

A "RD i need you to tell derpy to sit or lay down okay?"
RD "What in the hay for!"

>Hands grasping each side of her face you close in.

A "This is important to me Raindow. A real element of loyalty would do this for me!"
RD "O~KAY then…"

>AS RD flies you to Derpzillas face to get her attention you get closer to the titanic mare.
>Now if maybe you use a ladder….

 OK RAINBOW DASH!

>Derpys voice bouncing of the walls causes your head to snap up.
>Just in time to see a sweet, sweet horse pussy and ass on a HUGE SCALE. Descending towards you like the wrath of the gods!

>Pinkie stares in horror as the Shockwave knocks her to the ground.
>Where Anonymous once stood, was now filled with Derpy plot.
>Rainbow lands on Derpys nose and yells.

RD "OH SWEET CELESTIA DERPY! I THINK YOU JUST CRUSHED ANONYMOUS!"
 I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG
>You feel the shockwave.
>All is dark.
>You feel the damp heat like a suna on overdrive.
>You take a deep breath. And almost gag on the musk.
>And by god the sound.
>The sound of breathing vibrates through you. Like standing under a runway at an airport.
>The force of a massive heart beating, you feel the dull THUNK THUMP bass thru out your body.
>You realise where you are.
>Your overjoyed voice echos off Derpys flesh walls like a pipe.

A "THIS IS MY FETISH!"

>Remembering you orders to ponka you turn on the helmets light.
>Looking around you she Derpys velvet folds are black at her Vulva. Turning fleshly pink towards her uterus.
>Making a start you try to climb Derpys folds to go deeper.

 AHHH~!
RD "DERPY DID YOU HEAR ME STAND UP! ANON MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE!"
 OH Ah OHKAY RAINBOW

>You grab on to a slick vieny fold as you go from vertical to horizontal.
>This will make your job easier.
>As you clamber deeper in to the gigantic mail mare, You can the massive heart pick up the pace.
>A smile spreads across your face as you can feel her moans.
>After slithering across a couple more folds you see it.
>A smooth pink slick dome, jutting out of Derpys love tunnel.

A "Ahhhhhh RIiIGHT!"

>Reaching the pink half pearl. You run a loving hand across it.

EEEEEPPPPP!
RD "Derpy what in Celestias name is wrong with you? errr why are you blushing?"

>Derpys marehood pulse's as you caress the G-spot.
>The roar of her breathing and heart rate increase.
>Slowly running a tongue along the hidden treasure, you feel a hard pressure beneth your house coat.
>Looks like little anon is a wake.
>Stuggling out of the dressing grown, you lean against a throbbing wall as you drop your boxers.
>Facing your newest conquest you stretch out your arms lean forward. And land half ontop the sweet soft veiny bouncy castle.

 AHHHHHHH OHHHHHH CELESTIA!
PP "Omygosh is she drooling?"
RD "Pinkie WATCH OUT!"
PP "huh?"
>SPLASH!
PP "YEEERK!"
RD "Yep shes drooling!"

>You take a brief moment you close your eyes, grin and left the wet heat spread through your body.
>Loving moment passed you increase you grip and start thrusting.

 AHHHH! AHHHH! UMMMMMMMM!

>The cacophony of heart, lung and moans increase.
>You continue to thrust your D against the increasingly wet G, barely noticing the walls are slowly closing in.
>You start to grunt as you pick up the pace. The wet smack of your cock and balls slapping against her as you start to feel a tingle down your spine.

 OHHHHHH~! AHHHHHH!
RD "Derpy what is wrong with you? Dont swing your plot around like…"
>CRASH!
RD "…THAT!"

>You feel the movement and cling on with your legs as inertia threatens to seperate you from the task at hand.
>You keep a death grip as you keep thrusting. Waves of mare juice lap against your bare ass as you hump away.
>Your balls tighten, The roar of sounds that are Derpys body increase to deafening levels.
>Ass almost in spasms, Derpys folds clamp down on you forcing the air from you lungs.
>If your gonna go down, your going down spent.
>Vision swimming out of focus you muster a few last all powerful thursts.
>Liquid fire runs down your spine as you shudder as your pulsing dick unleashes its seed!
>You exhale..and hear a new roaring heading your way.
>Vision dimming you see a tidal wave heading towards you…..
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>It hits.

>Derpy raise's half lidded eyes to the sky, dripping tongue hanging loose from her jaw.
 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~! CELESTIA!!!!
>In canterlot sat on a plush cushion a startled princess drops her tea cup at turns toward the call.

>All is dark again. The spelunking helmet gone. Lungs burning on empty, a roaring fills your ears as you tumble through a torrent of hot sticky mare juice.
>Think lungs are gonna pop!
>Light…BLINDING sudden light and air fresh air!
>Your gonna make it!
>THUMP!
>.
>…
>Gravities a bitch.

>Beeping high pitched beeping.
>PAIN god your head hurts
>Slowly you open your eyes and a white ceiling blurs into view.
>Blinking a few times individual ceiling time can be make out.
>Colors bright soft pastal colors swim to your left.
>You turn your head a PISSED sun goddess comes into sharpe focus.
>Beside her a now regular sized and deeply blushing Derpy hoofs stares at the floor.
>Celestia narrows here eyes at you.
>Mouth fumbling around the oxygen tube.
 Doesn't matter had sex!

Le fin