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The invasion of Neighmandy

Mar 7th, 2013
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  1. >Day D in Equestria
  2. >You are Anon
  3. >The sound of artillery fire wakes you.
  4. >It seems you fell asleep on the assault boat heading to the beach at Neighmandy (It's an awful pun, I know)
  5. >Clutching your M1 tighter, you prepare for the upcoming battle
  6. >It's not gonna be pretty, but damn it, someone's gotta do it
  7. TS: Alright, Maggots. The changelings are bogged down in their pillboxes
  8. RD: Artillery is hammering on us!
  9. TS: And It's up to us to win this war! For Celestia!
  10. Everyone: For Celestia!
  11. >Your body is ready
  12. >Your only regret is you might die a virgin
  13. >Better have been laid than a war hero
  14. FS: Anon?
  15. Yeah?
  16. FS: I'm scared.
  17. >you pull Soldiershy close and whisper to her
  18. We're gonna be alright.
  19. FS: Anon, are undercover saboteurs your fetish?
  20. What?
  21. >The boat explodes as Flutterspy flies away
  22. >You land on the beach
  23. >The blast blew off your right leg
  24. >You're barely conscious
  25. >Fluttershy flies up next to and sits by your good leg.
  26. >She pulls out a Luger and shoots you in the left thigh
  27. AAHH!!
  28. >Fluttershy positions herself above the wound, and rubs her clit
  29. >Her clit protrudes from her vagoo and she shoves it into your wound.
  30. >tfw a pony betrays your country, blows you up, shoots you in the leg, and fucks the hole with her clit.
  31. STAAAHAHAHAHAHP!
  32. FS: This is my fetish.
  33. KILL ME!
  34. >Fluttershy pulls the pin on the grenade on your chest belt, quickly tears it off the belt and shoves it up her ass.
  35. FS: Are Kamikazes your fetish, Anon?
  36. >She explodes
  37.  
  38. The End.
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