British News Thing

// ==UserScript==
// @name            British News Fixer
// @namespace       britishnewsfixer
// @include         *
// @grant           none
// ==/UserScript==
var contents = document.getElementsByTagName("p");
var badPlace = /\bdaily( |)(mail|mirror)\b/ig;
for (var i = 0; i < contents.length; i++) {
    var p = contents[i].innerHTML;
    if (p == null) {
        continue;
    }
    else if (p.search(badPlace) != -1) {
        contents[i].innerHTML = p.replace(badPlace,
            "$& (<b>BRITISH PEOPLE HATE IT \
             WHEN WE TREAT THIS AS ACTUAL NEWS</b>)");
    }
}