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- >You feel two hooves press into your back in a quick shove
- >You barely manage to stop yourself from faceplanting in your (Vegetarian) Shepard's Pie
- >"Oh, what's wrong, Anon? Not so strong now are you?"
- >The voice mocking calls you out
- >With a force of will you beat down the desire to toss the smarmy fuck across the cafeteria
- >You've been on the Guard's shit list ever since you held up Afternoon Aerobics with your display of dominance last week
- >The warden believed that you didn't mean it so you only had one pudding cup cut from your weekly diet
- >You weren't eager to lose the other thirteen
- >As it was, Sunday evenings were less chocolatey that you could stand
- >Luckily, one of the guards had taken pity on you and in exchange for an hour of belly rubs a night you got a Cookie's'n'Cream pudding cup every Sunday at Midnight
- >Funnily enough, that was her name
- >You turn very slowly towards the culprit of your almost ruined meal
- >It's none other than Gym Rat
- >Turns out, you broke his previous record
- "Oh it's alright, Gym Rat, I know you didn't mean anything by it."
- >His eye twitches as he struggles to come up with a suitable retort
- >"Chyeah? See you later, MONKEY BOY!"
- >ohshitnohedidn't.jpg
- >Gym Rat and his snickering posse leave you in presumed defeat
- >A guard catches your eye and nods respectfully in your direction
- >Fuck yeah, getting brownie points for dealing with it
- >Seriously, they have a point system
- >You can cash them in for prizes and shit
- >Fuck, pie's getting cold
- >Later in your cell
- >Cookies and Cream lies snoring peacefully in your lap
- >You hear Gym Rat approaching, just on time
- >You asked him during your weekly spa session to meet you at your cell
- >He appears in the cell door and you motion for him to be quiet as you gently scratch Creamy's ear
- >"What do you want, Anon?"
- "Look man, I just wanted to straight up with you. I feel really bad about acting like such a jerk to you last week. It was real mean and I'm super sorry."
- >Just like you rehearsed
- >Gym Rat looks a little down
- >"I'm sorry too, bro. Can we put this behind us, be pals again?"
- "Yeah, I'd like that."
- >You hold your hand out for a hoofshake
- >As you puts his hoof in you hand, you grab it and cover his mouth
- "We ain't buddies, guy."
- >Careful not to wake Cookie, you knock Rat out and perform your dastardly deed
- >Next day
- >Get called down to the Warden's office
- >Gym rat is in there, still crying
- >No words need to be said, for as soon as you walk into the room you can't stop laughing
- >Rat is shaved buck-naked and in place of his cutie mark are your initials
- >You didn't even try to hide it
- >You fucking run this place
- >Wonder how many belly wubs it'll take for Creamy to sneak you your missing pudding ration
- >God knows you lost two more from this stunt
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