FoE PNP Group 9 Session 18

[17:06] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  *** PnP Group Number Nine: Session 18 ***
[17:10] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  "For those of you just joining us, today's feature fight is a crowd favorite: Kill the Mare with the Ball!" One of the announcers happily declares, her voice booming over the loudspeakers. "That's right, folks. Here's how it works." another announcer says, unnervingly excited to say this. "You get one point for every minute you hold the ball, pretty simple huh?"
[17:11] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  "But that's not all!" the mare says, still beaming. "If you kill the mare with the ball, you get all their points! How exciting!"
[17:13] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The stallion nods. "That's right, Blind Side! But, let's not forget our sponsors today! Standing on the sidelines are our fighters sponsors, ready to help any way they can!"
[17:16] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The ponies in the ring have arranged themselves in a circle, equidistant from the ball in the center. The announcers rattle of the list of names and declare, "Kill the Mare with the Ball starts in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Give 'em hell!"
[17:24] * Cloudy_Breeze doesn't move right away, but keeps looking around to make sure nopony is going to turn on her right out of the gate. She has a plan, but she's not sure how well it will work.
[17:28] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The first pony to jump at the ball is a scrawny little unicorn stallion. He charges boldy towards the ball, only to be downed in a single, lethal punch from a burly earth pony mare. The crowd cheers as she scoops up the ball and retreats to the back wall of the arena. Two greasy looking stallion approach her, brandishing switchblades in their mouths.
[17:32] * Strifer giggles and falls over in her cage. Breathign heavily she curls up into a ball, shivering, flicking her non-existant tail. "Fuck..."
[17:35] * Cloudy_Breeze mutters quietly to Desert_Eagle. "New plan... don't keep the ball until there's none left..." She doesn't stick around, moving around the outside of the arena, keeping an eye on the one holding the ball, as well as the others who haven't done anything yet. She doesn't want to do anything rash yet, instead waitng to see if somepony comes for her.
[17:37] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  It seems that all the other ponies in the ring have their eyes on the mare, who's name is apprently 'Iron Sides' judging from the fervor of the crowd. The switchblade ponies draw closer to her.
[17:39] * Desert_Eagle gives a small nod. He heads in the opposite direction of Breezy, also keeping an eye on the other ponies.
[17:41] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  One of the ponies who had yet to move takes a step towards Desert_Eagle, rolling his shoulders a little. "This your first fight, feather duster?" he asks, keeping his eyes on Iron Sides.
[17:42] * Desert_Eagle gives him a nod. "Tha's right..." He tenses a little
[17:44] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The pony smirks. "Good." In a flash, he gallops towards Deagle with blinding speed and throws a pair of punches with his forehooves.
[17:46] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Both swings connect, and the crowd roars in excitement.
[17:51] * Cloudy_Breeze notices the buck head towards Desert_Eagle, and she immediately goes for him. From behind, she gives the buck two hard kicks.
[17:51] * Desert_Eagle grunts as the hooves connect, and retaliates with a kick of his own at the stallion.
[17:57] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Deagle's buck misses, but Breezy's second is dead on. The stallion curses, bumping into Desert Eagle a little. A shout comes from behind Breezy. "You keep your hooves off my husband!" a mare shrieks, brandishing a rolling pin and looking to clobber Breezy over the head with it.
[18:01] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  She connects and hits Breezy squarely in the head with her rolling pin. It splinters a little, but jeez that's gotta hurt. Her husband grins.
[18:02] * Cloudy_Breeze winces slightly. She's pretty resilient.
[18:02] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Elsewhere in the ring, Iron Sides was busy pounding one of the switchblade ponies into the dirt with the ball.
[18:05] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The switchblade pony's friend leaps at her and takes a few valiant stabs, but meets the same fate as the first. With a snarl, the mare tosses the ball hard towards Deagle.
[18:07] <Desert_Eagle> "Ohhhhh, shit."
[18:08] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  "Hey Turkey, catch." She says, tossing the two stallions to the side and marching towards the center of the ring.
[18:11] <Desert_Eagle> "Fuck that."
[18:11] * Desert_Eagle dodges the incoming projectile.
[18:13] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Desert_Eagle manages to dodge the ball, much to the chagrin of the crowd. Unfortunately, he slips on the loose dirt and crumples to the floor.
[18:14] <Desert_Eagle> "Sunnuva bitch..."
[18:18] * Cloudy_Breeze turns and gives the aggressive buck's wife a buck straight to the face, then as an afterthought she grabs the ball.
[18:22] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Cloudy_Breeze connects, sending the mare flying to the edge of the rink. The crowd roars as the mare skids to a halt near the wall. A bell rings, and a small present, wrapped up with a bow and everything, is teleported right in front of Breezy. Attached is a note reading "Hey dollface, let's see some blood. Love, OB."
[18:24] * Cloudy_Breeze is taken by surprise at the sound of the bell ringing, and the sudden present. Seeing the note, she immediately opens it to take what was inside.
[18:25] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Inside are a sparkly new, razor sharp pair of Spiked Ponyshoes.
[18:25] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  is*
[18:29] * Cloudy_Breeze grins. Alright! Maybe this was gonna turn out alright after all.
[18:30] * Strifer leans against the wall in her cell. Eyes closed, just focused on her breathing. A hindleg twitching. Sweat starting to build on her coat as she keeps shivering She frowns. "...this is getting bad.."
[18:31] * Desert_Eagle scrambles out of the dirt and onto his hooves, just in time to see Breezy sent the rolling pin mare flying. He grunts, and goes after the stallion, pulling off a series of 4 kicks at him.
[18:35] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Desert Eagle manages to land a punch on the stallion, but he doesn't seem to care much about that, or his wife. He swings out with another three punches in retaliation.
[18:37] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  He flails around, pathetically missing every swing. Iron Sides snorts at the stallion as his wife slowly stands up again. With a loud snarl, the burly mare bull rushes Desert_Eagle like a freight train.
[18:40] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  She connects, slamming into Deagle at full force, causing him to slide back a few feet, stumbling him a little.
[18:41] <Desert_Eagle> "Oof!"
[18:43] * Desert_Eagle digs his hooves into the dirt, steadying himself.
[18:48] * Cloudy_Breeze immediately puts on the spiked ponyshoes, and turns toward the mare that just rushed at Desert_Eagle. She gives the mare two kicks, to try and get her to back off.
[18:52] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Iron Sides grunts as Cloudy punches her, but just sort of shakes it off and growls. "Oooooh, little turkey, you didn't just do that, did you?"
[18:53] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah think she jus' did."
[18:53] * Desert_Eagle comes charging back at the mare, striking out with another set of four punches.
[18:54] * Cloudy_Breeze doesn't respond, only takes a menacing looking aggressive stance.
[18:58] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Smiles wide as Desert Eagle totally whiffs. He whiffs so bad, that Iron Sides pushes him over with a hoof and adopts an equally aggressive stance. The stallion, looking very angry, trots to Deagle's side and delivers a few sharp kicks to his ribs.
[19:01] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  He connects, digging his hooves into Deagle's side with both hits. His wife, still groggy from her blow to the head, moves behind Breezy, looking for revenge.
[19:03] * Desert_Eagle yelps in pain, gasping for air.
[19:07] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The mare's rolling pin strikes Breezy twice again on the head. "Take this you bitch!" The mare shrieks.
[19:09] * Cloudy_Breeze winces as she's hit. This mare is getting annoying. She has bigger things to worry about!
[19:10] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Iron Sides grins, looking up into the stands for a brief moment. With a flash of light, a large sledgehammer appears in the mare's hooves. "Now, gimme the ball, or I decorate the floor with your brains." she grunts, gripping the hammer in her hooves.
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[19:21] * Cloudy_Breeze watches the large mare for a moment, before settling on just how to answer. She lashes out, attempting to trip the large mare, then throwing the ball at the stallion assaulting Deagle.
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[19:30] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Breezy and Iron Sides leap into action simultaneously. Bringing her hammer down hard towards Breezy, Iron Sides yelps a little as she's tripped. She connects at almost the instant Breezy does.
[19:38] * Cloudy_Breeze is hit pretty hard. Her head is in pretty severe pain right now, but she's alive.
[19:38] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The ball rolls out of Breezy's hooves and just sort of lies there.
[19:48] * Cloudy_Breeze definitely feels a little woozy right now, but she has an opportunity she can't pass up. She attempts to stomp the mare's head into paste.
[19:49] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The mare rolls out of the way, still scrambling to get to her hooves. Breezy misses all three kicks.
[19:54] * Desert_Eagle flips onto his hooves and leaps at the mare, striking out with four more kicks, trying to get her attention away from Breezy, as she was the biggest threat.
[20:00] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Iron Sides grunts loudly as Deagle lashes out at her. "That all you got you little shit?" She asks, spitting a little blood in his face. Meanwhile, the stallion, battered and bruised, gallops past, scooping up the ball and taking it to the far side of the ring.
[20:02] * Strifer is laying down completely down, sweating profusely, shaking her head, leg twitching.
[20:04] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Rolling Pin mare glares at Cloudy_Breeze. With three more swings, she was looking to kill. The crowd's cry for blood certainly was almost deafening.
[20:07] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  After clobbering Cloudy again, the mare leans in and whispers, "If I were you, I'd play dead."
[20:24] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  With a grunt, Iron Sides leaps to her hooves and swings her hammer at Deagle. "You want some too, huh?"
[20:26] * Cloudy_Breeze is in a pretty tough spot. She mutters under her breath, "Do you want your husband to die?" She indicates the large mare with an anger problem. "Because she wants the ball. And guess who has it?" She doesn't wait for the mare to take that in, instead choosing to put in some distance.
[20:27] * Desert_Eagle really doesn't, but gets hit right in the face anyway, sending him sprawling.
[20:33] * Desert_Eagle groans, his vision swimming as he staggered back to his hooves. He spits out at tooth, turning to face the mare again. "Ah have t' say, yah swing that hammer there pretty hard, an' ah'm not much o' a close-in fighter. Guess yah already know how this's gonna turn out, don't cha? Well fuck that." He leaps towards her once more, aiming to hit another 4 blows
[20:34] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Desert_Eagle misses all for strikes. Ironsides takes little notice, her gaze having shifted to the pony with the ball. Stepping aside, she charges, looking to gore that poor fucker.
[20:35] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  He looks on in terror, quickly throwing the ball high into the air and running away.
[20:37] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  His wife, meanwhile, is just sort of standing there, waiting for something to happen. The ball bounces around a lot, and lands squarely at Desert_Eagle's hooves.
[20:39] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Without hesitation, Iron Sides pulverizes the stallion's head with two swings of her hammer. The crowd cheers as members of the first row are showered in guts.
[20:45] * Cloudy_Breeze can't really do much of anything but keep her distance. She glances around slightly, not sure what to do. She keeps an eye on both the aggressive ponies, ready to flee should one go after her.
[20:55] * Desert_Eagle grins, finding the ball at his hooves. He locates the rolling pin mare, and kicks it towards her as hard as he can.
[20:58] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Deagle kicks the ball with enough force to bonk the Rolling Pin mare off the head and knock her over. She flails helplessly.
[20:58] * Desert_Eagle chuckles.
[21:01] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The mare eventually stops flailing and curls up around the ball. Iron Sides looks at the other ponies in the ring and chuckles. "Just say uncle, you lot. There'll be other fights, just stand down, and you won't wind up like 'im." She says, pointing to the beheaded stallion in the corner.
[21:08] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  She looks around and points to Cloudy Breeze, the only one still standing. "You then, let's dance."
[21:10] * Cloudy_Breeze glances over to Desert_Eagle, and grits her teeth. She really thought they could pull this off, but this mare had a pretty heavy advantage. She was about to give her concession when the mare singled her out.
[21:11] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  She trots to the center of the ring and smirks. "There's still time to back out, if you want."
[21:15] * Cloudy_Breeze hesitates a moment before calling out, "Fine! You win!"
[21:15] * Desert_Eagle gives a slight nod to Breezy. "Yep. Uncle!"
[21:20] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The mare grins and tosses her hammer to the ground. "Hell yeah! That's right! Iron Sides wins again!" she yells, the crowd going ballistic. Slavers carrying light rifles trot into the rink to collect the bodies. Offblast trots up to Breezy and offers his hoof. "Babydoll, that was a hell of a fight, you know?"
[21:24] * Cloudy_Breeze is in kinda too much pain to be cordial. She sort of just sits down, squeezing her eyes shut. "I swear she broke my head..." She's obviously in quite a bit of pain. She feels kinda dizzy.
[21:26] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The fillies rush into the rink to Desert_Eagle's side and quickly start assessing the damage. "Yeah," Offblast says, chuckling, "She does that. Let's go get you stitched up, dig?"
[21:27] * Desert_Eagle groans. "Ah think she broke muh face." He mutters, sitting down.
[21:28] * Cloudy_Breeze mutters quietly, "Sounds like a plan..."
[21:29] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Shy dab at his wounds with a wet towel, while Twice holds up a needle full of Med-X. "Is it all right if we give this to you, Mr. Pipbuck?"
[21:30] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Go ahead."
[21:31] * Strifer breathes heavier, her chest feels tight. Sweating and shivering more now, she drifts in and out of conciousness.
[21:31] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The filly grits her teeth and plunges the needle into Desert_Eagle's shoulder. "Okay, we'll take you to the infirmary as soon as we can, Mr. Pipbuck!" Offblast leads Breezy out the arena exit and into a long hallway.
[21:34] * Cloudy_Breeze isn't really that steady on her hooves. She has to walk slower than normal, since her head wasn't really cooperating with her.
[21:35] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  "All right, sugar flank, I'm gonna get you stitched up at the best clinic in New Bridle. Right this way." He says, pointing to a large, neon sign that reads "Suture's Stitch Ups."
[21:37] * Cloudy_Breeze just sort of follows. She's not really in a position to resist or try to go somewhere else.
[21:39] * Desert_Eagle grunts. "Thanks."
[21:40] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Immediately inside is a small waiting room. Ponies with injuries a lot more severe looking than Breezy's are milling around, waiting for the doctor to see them. Brushing past them, Offblast motions Breezy inside. "Guards will take you back to your cell when you're done here. Stay pretty, babe."
[21:44] * Cloudy_Breeze follows him in, glancing around a bit.
[21:46] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The place is fairly clean, in stark contrast to the rest of New Bridle. Offblast pushes Cloudy through the door and into the exam room. Elsewhere, Desert_Eagle is brought to his cell with the fillies and an armed escort.
[21:46] <Desert_Eagle> "Home sweet home..."
[21:49] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The fillies smile encouragingly. "You did great out there, Mr. Pipbuck! A lot better than all the other first timers! And as soon as a slot opens up in one of the clinics, we'll let you know."
[21:49] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Yeah, ah guess. Thanks yah two."
[21:51] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Twice slips something through the bars as the guards seal Desert_Eagle back inside. "See you later, Mr. Pipbuck!"
[21:53] * Desert_Eagle waves, waiting until the guard had left before picking up and examining said something.
[21:54] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  It's a small, leather case with a golden latch. The words "Ray Ban" are embroidered on the cover. Meanwhile, hoofsteps overhead lead to Strifer's cell.
[21:55] * Desert_Eagle opens it up, curious to see what was inside.
[21:56] * Strifer rolls over ontop her back, groggily opening her eyes and looks up. Her hindleg is twitching and her entire body under the effect of drug withdrawl, her normaly dark hide has gone slightly pale.
[21:56] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Inside are a nice shining pair of aviator sunglasses. Attached is a note that says "You raly shudn't war these 4 fights, <3 TBNS"
[21:57] * Desert_Eagle squees!
[21:58] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  A stallion sticks his face through the bars and smirks down at Strifer. "Well, well, well. What have we here? Somepony told me they'd found you."
[21:59] * Strifer can't really focus, her eyes rolling back into her head. She flops down on her side and mumbles. "Just fuck off.." She says shuddering.
[21:59] * Desert_Eagle slips them on, grinning. He puts the nice case into his lockbox.
[22:00] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The stallion chuckles. "Oh come now, Wildflower. Is that how you're going to be?"
[22:02] * Cloudy_Breeze enters the exam room, a little wary, and still in quite a bit of pain. At least this pony tried to protect his investment...
[22:02] * Strifer groans and scraps a hoof at the floor, slowly raising her head to look up at the stallion talking to her. "Wild..Flower..? Who the fuck are you?" She squints her eyes and gives a weak glare.
[22:03] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  A bright faced young unicorn stands before a sink, washing his hooves off. "Hello there, need a quick patch up?"
[22:04] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The other stallion snickers. "Has it really been that long?"
[22:05] * Strifer blinks, shaking her head. "Oven?" She mutters, shivering she stands up slowly, groaning, taking raspy heavy breaths. "Fuck me.. "
[22:06] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The stallion nods. "That's right. It's been a loooooooong time, hasn't it. You look like shit."
[22:09] * Strifer glares, swaying she sits down hard. "Yeh, and you look fresh as a daisy." She snorts. "DASH, oven. I fucking need it..  But these shitheads have ignorning me so far.. Ah.." Her head twitches and a shiver runs through her body. "I-its bad... I'll do whatever the fuck  you want, just get me some.."
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[22:10] * Cloudy_Breeze mutters a "Yeah." She shuts her eyes for a moment. "Took a hammer to the head... Hurts about as bad as it sounds."
[22:12] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Oven Mitts hmmmms. "Ran off and got yourself addicted to something else, huh? Too bad I'm such an enabler. Here you go. Two doses." He says, tossing down a small plastic box. "By the way, I'll be looking forward to your next fight. Ta ta for now, Wildflower."
[22:13] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The doctor, presumably Suture, nods and looks Cloudy over. "Well, you're certainly right. That is a rather grizzly wound. Let's see what we can do about that." He says, concentrating hard. His horn glows a soft purple, healing magic pouring out of it and into Cloudy's wounds.
[22:15] * Strifer tosses herself with a feral agression towards the box. Tearing it open with shaky hooves. She instantly puts the inhaler in her mouth and takes a long drag. The tremors and shakyness in her body dying down quickly. Glaring up and closing her eyes she murmurs a "Fuck yeah..." A slight grin on her face as her pupils dialate. She calls out after the stallion. "Hey Mitts! Who the fuck is Wildflower?!"
[22:16] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  He calls out from somewhere down the hall. "Oh, just somepony that I used to know. I'm sure you'll remember her someday."
[22:18] * Strifer stands up and puts her forehooves on the wall, yelling even louder. "WHEN AM I FIGHTING?!"
[22:19] * Cloudy_Breeze stays perfectly still during the treatment. She's not reallt that used to unicorn healing, but she's no stranger to bad wounds.
[22:21] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Suture hmmms and looks over the wound, slowly starting to close. He wipes her forehed clean with a rag and smiles. "All right, wound's closed. No fights for you for some time, though. We don't want that concussion to get any worse. Also, if you can help it, try /not/ to fall asleep tonight."
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[22:45] * Cloudy_Breeze nods. "Yeah... got it." She's not really looking forward to the night.
[22:46] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  He pats her on the shoulder and motions her out the door. "Now if you excuse me, I have another patient to attend to. Have a nice night, Ms."
[22:50] * Cloudy_Breeze steps out of the room, giving a quick glance around, waiting for somepony to lead her back to her cell.
[22:50] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  Two armed guards trot up and nod. "Zephyr. Follow us, please."
[22:51] * Cloudy_Breeze feels a little strange being addressed as Zephyr, but if her idea works, it'll be all worth it. She follows them.
[22:53] * Strifer grunts and starts pacing back and forth in her small cell.
[22:53] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  The guards lead her to her cell and point to her ponyshoes. "Offblast has requested that you return these." one says as the other opens the door.
[22:54] * Cloudy_Breeze was kinda hoping she'd be allowed to keep them, but she kinda figured they'd be taken away. She takes them off and passes them to the guard.
[22:56] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  "Thank you for complying... and... nice fight." The second guard says, fidgeting a little. They quickly depart.
[22:59] * Cloudy_Breeze looks after the guard who complemented her, a little curious. After a moment she turns and finds a nice spot to rest.
[23:01] * Strifer blinks and sits down. Looking up a grin spreads from ear to ear and she starts laughing. "New Bridle~ Its time to play.."
[23:04] * Desert_Eagle sighs. "One fight down, and a shitton t' go."
[23:05] <~Clu_Gulager|GM>  *** Session 18 Ends ***