Britanon in Equestria - Chapter 2

>At your shouting, the yellow one gasps and tries to hide behind the purple one. You seem to have scared it.
>The purple one looks back at it, then to you. It looks angry. How does it look angry?
>Regardless, that's probably not good
>The unicorn takes a step forward. You take a step back.
>"Talking purple unicorns. I MUST be in a dream" you say to yourself
>It takes another step.
>"Come on, Anon! Wake up!" you say louder, slapping yourself hard across the face.
>Nope, they're still there.
>This is actually happening.
>And that stung like a bitch too, fucking hell why did you even do that.
>As you hiss in pain, the pegasus looks almost... concerned? It starts walking towards you as well.
>Maybe they can be reasoned with?
>"Hey, let's not do anything we'll later regret" you say to the advancing horses. You've put your hands out in front of you in a placating gesture.
>That doesn't stop them.
>'What now?' you think to yourself.
>'RUN!'

>"Well, it's been nice meeting you. But I really must be-OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?!" You scream and point behind them.
>They actually span around. You can't believe they actually fell for it.
>You'd laugh, but you'd already started running away
>Behind you is a shout and the clopping of hooves, as they begin to give chase.
>Thankfully, they only about as high as your waist. You can easily outpace them.
>Now you just need to find a place to hide. There seems to be a forest on the horizon. It'll do.
>Just take a quick look behind, to see if you're losing them.
>Big mistake. Should have watched where you were going.
>Your foot hits an unexpected dip in the ground, it twists and you fall forward.
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT-STICKS IT HURTS
>You scream in agony as you look at your ankle. You're no doctor, but your foot probably shouldn't bend that way.
>You try to push yourself to your feet, but you can't do it with one working ankle.
>You briefly consider crawling, but it probably wouldn't do much good. Besides, crawling away crying is no way to die.
>Defeated, you push yourself onto your back and watch as the two horses rapidly approach.
>The yellow one is now in front, and is hurtling towards you at high speed.
>It's actually flying.
>Well, of course it's flying. It's got wings. You should have seen this coming.
>It's only a few feet away now. You close your eyes and brace for impact.
>Instead, you feel something soft wrap around your arm
>You open your eyes in shock. It's... hugging you?

>"Well, this is new" You say to yourself, surprise momentarily chasing the pain out of your mind.
>You're beginning to feel a little light-headed. It could be the adrenalin, or something.
>The purple one finally catches up. It looks at your ankle, then has a brief conversation with the yellow one.
>"Are either of your doctors?" you ask. "Hahaha, you could be Horse M.D.!"
>You're giggling your face off now. It all seems so silly.
>You broke your ankle running from a purple unicorn and a yellow pegasus.
>Speaking of which, it's hurting again. It doesn't seem to be so agonising anymore, but it still hurts A LOT. But you're giggling anyway.
>It must be adrenalin, or something. Definitely.
>You're suddenly aware that the purple one is trying to talk to you. You stop staring off into space and look down at it.
>"I'm sorry, I don't speak horse" you say.
>It just frowns. You move your weight onto one hand, then point the other at your ear and shake your head. You then shrug your shoulders.
>It seems to understand. It closes its eyes, and its horn starts glowing purple.
>"Wait, what are you doing?"
>Before you know it, you're floating four feet in the air, a shimmering aura of the same colour surrounding you.
>It's magic. It's a bloody magical unicorn.
>In retrospect, this too should have been obvious
>The unicorn starts to walk back the way it came, trailing you behind like some kind of ugly balloon
>The pegasus flaps up to you and presses a small bottle into your hands. It motions drinking it, and gives you a pleading look.
>You shrug, and do so. Perhaps it's a painkiller of some kind. It wouldn't be the strangest thing today.
>The pegasus smiles at you, and glides down to the ground, to walk next to the unicorn.
>As they talk amongst themselves, you start to feel unbearably sleepy.
>Maybe you should just shut your eyes for a moment. Yeah. That'd be nice.
>As you drift off, you can't help but wonder: Where was that pegasus hiding that bottle anyway?