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Convversations wwith Jydbec are fucking Sisyphean

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  1. [00:45] <voltaireMortis> ==START==
  2. [00:46] <voltaireMortis> voltaireMortis has begun trolling fashionableLunatic
  3. [00:46] <voltaireMortis> VM: So I here you'vve been talking to some hornally challanged people Jydbec
  4. [00:47] <fashionableLunatic> FL: oh my corpses don't get me started
  5. [00:47] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yeah they have been pretty wild
  6. [00:47] <fashionableLunatic> FL: there was one that liked grave feather beasts
  7. [00:47] <fashionableLunatic> FL: which is weird becuase nobody likes them
  8. [00:47] <voltaireMortis> VM: No... I wwas more referring to online friends
  9. [00:48] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes
  10. [00:48] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I'm talking about them
  11. [00:48] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh you're not talking about your LITERAL corpses
  12. [00:48] <voltaireMortis> VM: You're just using that as an expression for noww
  13. [00:48] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwonderful
  14. [00:48] <fashionableLunatic> FL: it would be rude to talk about them in front of them
  15. [00:49] <fashionableLunatic> FL: they are perfectly able to express themselves
  16. [00:49] <fashionableLunatic> FL: ok and then there was...
  17. [00:49] <fashionableLunatic> FL: um
  18. [00:49] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what were we talking about
  19. [00:50] <voltaireMortis> VM: Anywway I wwas rather hoping I could persuade you NOT to talk to the ones wwithout horns
  20. [00:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I DO WHATEVER I PLEASE YOU FUCK!
  21. [00:50] <voltaireMortis> VM: You may be a little too boisterous for their tastes
  22. [00:51] <voltaireMortis> VM: As you clearly demonstrate
  23. [00:51] <fashionableLunatic> FM: FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CRITICISM
  24. [00:51] <voltaireMortis> VM: And fuck you for murdering evveryone in a mile?
  25. [00:51] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what noooo they are cool with it
  26. [00:52] <voltaireMortis> VM: I get the feeling from all the screams that they aren't really
  27. [00:52] <fashionableLunatic> FL: those are screams of fun!
  28. [00:52] <voltaireMortis> VM: Although there's no point in saying that to you since you neither listen nor remember
  29. [00:52] <voltaireMortis> VM: Or are just straight delusional about it
  30. [00:52] <fashionableLunatic> FL: MY MEMORY IS ON PAR!
  31. [00:53] <voltaireMortis> VM: Givve me one of their names
  32. [00:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL: ehum om
  33. [00:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL: ok one of their names
  34. [00:53] <voltaireMortis> VM: No cheating
  35. [00:53] <voltaireMortis> VM: Clock is ticking
  36. [00:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL: ok let me just think
  37. [00:53] <voltaireMortis> VM: Tick tock
  38. [00:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL: DON'T RUSH ME!
  39. [00:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL: um
  40. [00:53] <voltaireMortis> VM: Tick tock
  41. [00:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL: uuuum
  42. [00:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL:...
  43. [00:54] <fashionableLunatic> FL: who are you
  44. [00:54] <voltaireMortis> VM: Dearest Jydbec, wwould you kindly re-read the chat so far?
  45. [00:54] <voltaireMortis> VM: So as to get up to speed?
  46. [00:55] <fashionableLunatic> FL: jeez Voxait that's an awful lot to read and i didn't even write any of it
  47. [00:55] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell it wwould still be faster than starting this convversation ovver again
  48. [00:56] <fashionableLunatic> FL: oh Voxait i havdwyaudvwha have this thing that i need you to do
  49. [00:56] <voltaireMortis> VM: ?
  50. [00:56] <voltaireMortis> VM: Rare that you're lucid enough to make requests
  51. [00:56] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i just finished making this dress for the one called Celia
  52. [00:56] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhom you wwill nevver meet
  53. [00:56] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i need you to ship it to her
  54. [00:57] <voltaireMortis> VM: Despite the inherent impossibility in that statement
  55. [00:57] <fashionableLunatic> FL: BULLSHIT
  56. [00:57] <fashionableLunatic> FL: she's coming to the pit soon
  57. [00:57] <voltaireMortis> VM: I'm afraid she wwon't be Jydbec
  58. [00:57] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and the dress will look lovely on her
  59. [00:57] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and we'll have tea
  60. [00:58] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and i'll show her my friends
  61. [00:58] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and my toys!
  62. [00:58] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhale you see, she's a little too far awway to come and havve tea Jydbec
  63. [00:58] <fashionableLunatic> FL: NO SHE'S NOT SHE SAID SHE WAS COMING!
  64. [00:58] <voltaireMortis> VM: I sincerely doubt that
  65. [00:59] <fashionableLunatic> FL: oh and how come mister oh look at me i live in the ocean
  66. [01:01] <voltaireMortis> VM: Because I don't threaten to turn evveryone I meet into a skin manikin?
  67. [01:01] <voltaireMortis> VM: That's a pretty good reason not to pop round
  68. [01:02] <fashionableLunatic> FL: oh shoosh i'm not good enough to turn everyone into a manikin, i'm not THAT good
  69. [01:03] <voltaireMortis> VM: You sure as hell take a stab at it though
  70. [01:03] <fashionableLunatic> FL: some people just don't have the limbs to become a manikin
  71. [01:03] <voltaireMortis> VM: "sigh"
  72. [01:03] <fashionableLunatic> FL: most of the time because they are literally missing limbs ehhehehhehehhehhehhehhehe
  73. [01:04] <voltaireMortis> VM: You evver think about stabbing fewwer people?
  74. [01:04] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what?
  75. [01:04] <voltaireMortis> VM: Didn't think so
  76. [01:04] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wworth asking though
  77. [01:04] <fashionableLunatic> FL: look i'm currently in the stabbing sweet spot where people are moving in as fast as i'm stabbing
  78. [01:05] <fashionableLunatic> FL: it's a well vfbyeavdhywagyd oiled machine
  79. [01:05] <voltaireMortis> VM: And wwhen there are fewwer people?
  80. [01:05] <voltaireMortis> VM: Or too many to stab?
  81. [01:05] <voltaireMortis> VM: And one of them stabs you?
  82. [01:05] <fashionableLunatic> FL: PRFFF they can't stab me
  83. [01:06] <voltaireMortis> VM: Humor me.
  84. [01:06] <fashionableLunatic> FL: well doip i have the knife
  85. [01:06] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and even if they had the knife i would just smack them in the face with a fireball
  86. [01:07] <voltaireMortis> VM: And if there are too many?
  87. [01:07] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and then i would have the knife again
  88. [01:07] <fashionableLunatic> FL: ARE YOU NOT LISTENING!
  89. [01:07] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I
  90. [01:07] <voltaireMortis> VM: If there are too many to stab and flame?
  91. [01:07] <fashionableLunatic> FL: HAVE
  92. [01:07] <fashionableLunatic> FL: WBAYIGFWYIALGWLABDHAWIL
  93. [01:07] <fashionableLunatic> FL: THE KNIFE!
  94. [01:07] <voltaireMortis> VM: As do others.
  95. [01:07] <voltaireMortis> VM: And there is alwways someone better wwith it
  96. [01:08] <fashionableLunatic> FL: prfff please i'm pretty sure i have the only stabbing knife
  97. [01:08] <voltaireMortis> VM: And the only fireballs?
  98. [01:08] <voltaireMortis> VM: The only rifle?
  99. [01:08] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what is a rifle?
  100. [01:08] <voltaireMortis> VM: Have you been shot recently Jydbec?
  101. [01:09] <fashionableLunatic> FL: no
  102. [01:09] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes
  103. [01:09] <voltaireMortis> VM: Because it fucking hurts
  104. [01:09] <fashionableLunatic> FL: maybe
  105. [01:09] <voltaireMortis> VM: And at some point someone will try and do it to you.
  106. [01:09] <fashionableLunatic> FL: STOP MAKING STUPID SHIT UP DUMBFUCK
  107. [01:10] <fashionableLunatic> FL: the pit is inpenetrable
  108. [01:10] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and my knife game is on par
  109. [01:10] <voltaireMortis> VM: A reckoning is not to be postponed indefinitely Jydbec.
  110. [01:10] <voltaireMortis> VM: You will not always be lucky.
  111. [01:10] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you and your fancy words
  112. [01:11] <voltaireMortis> VM: You will not always win.
  113. [01:11] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i bet rokonging isn't even a real word
  114. [01:11] <voltaireMortis> VM: A reckoning is not to be postponed indefinitely.
  115. [01:11] <fashionableLunatic> FL: STOP SAYING STUFF TWICE!
  116. [01:11] <voltaireMortis> VM: And when it comes all will not be well for you.
  117. [01:12] <fashionableLunatic> FL: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTIPUSHTUPISUBFWUAIÆBYIWAHDKBWHAKLBDYWVAGKDVWGKAVFUKWVADJ;VWGAKDVWJA;VDGWAVYDUWVAGJD;VAWYU
  118. [01:12] <voltaireMortis> VM: All matter of thing will be wrong and you will forever hurtle towards the earth.
  119. [01:13] <voltaireMortis> VM: You almost never remember.
  120. [01:13] <voltaireMortis> VM: Almost never remembered.
  121. [01:14] <voltaireMortis> VM: The pit will not be deep enough.
  122. [01:14] <voltaireMortis> VM: And you will almost never remember the humans.
  123. [01:14] <voltaireMortis> VM: Or there will be a reckoning.
  124. [01:14] <fashionableLunatic> FL: jeez Voxait when did you become so poetic
  125. [01:15] <fashionableLunatic> FL: look i didn't start pestering you for you to try to tell me dumbo stuff
  126. [01:15] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i started pestering you to deliver a dress
  127. [01:16] <voltaireMortis> VM: Right, sorry I'll send someone around wwhenevver, to pick up the dress
  128. [01:16] <fashionableLunatic> FL: also are you available for a tea party later i'm inviting some people to come
  129. [01:16] <voltaireMortis> VM: Just do me that one small favvour okay Jydbec?
  130. [01:16] <voltaireMortis> VM: I'm afraid not but I wwill send someone in my place
  131. [01:16] <fashionableLunatic> FL: awww thank you Voxait you are the next best
  132. [01:17] <voltaireMortis> VM: ♒:)
  133. [01:19] <voltaireMortis> VM: Lovely
  134. [01:19] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell thank you Jydbec.
  135. [01:19] <fashionableLunatic> FL: pleasure doing whatever we did here with you
  136. [01:20] <voltaireMortis> VM: I am sure that all this will be well.
  137. [01:20] <voltaireMortis> voltaireMortis has ceased trolling fashionableLunatic
  138. [01:20] <voltaireMortis> ==END==
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