Bulleyestia, Pt 1

>You stand in the hall between Celestia's bedroom and the throne room
>And check the time
>Ah, here she comes!
>You're not allowed near her bedchambers for some reason
>But this is far enough that they can't do anything about it
>You wave to her as she approaches, two guards in tow
>"Oh, Anonymous. I see the castle exterminator has not arrived."
>She speaks with that royal smile on her face
>She's always joking around you, and it feels nice to be with her
"Good morning, Celestia!"
>You start matching her pace and following her down the hall
>The guards exchange looks
>The princess' smile falters a bit
>"Have you been here all morning?"
"Well, yes. Bu-"
>"It's very considerate of you, Anonymous, to ensure my day cannot get any worse than the morning."
>Her words are the equivalent of her petting you
>And you feel a slight flutter in your heart
"I'm glad you appreciate me, princess. Can I join you in the throne room?"
>Her smile turns into a frown
>"There might come a day when I need to drive away all my visitors."
>The throne room approaches, the hallway wasn't that long
>"But that day is not today."
>The guards stop you as you try to follow her
>She steps through, and the door closes behind her
>Well, you tried, but you're sure she'll change her mind eventually
>You plop down on the red carpet and start waiting, twiddling your thumbs while looking at the guards
>It was kinda...arousing the way she talked to you
>It felt dirty, but you knew deep down she cared for you
>One of the guards bump the other on the shoulders
>Pointing towards you
>Whispering
>You shrug
>Usually she would be there for a couple hours
>Nothing to do but think about her, you suppose

>You actually fell asleep
>And you dream faintly about Celestia talking to you
>Telling you all sorts of nice things
>It feels really weird to hear her compliment you for real
>You shudder your dream-self as she tells you how much she adores you
>It really kills the mood
>Like clockwork, you fade back into reality
>Some of the guards were snickering
>You see a marker on the ground
>You had trained your sleep cycle so that you would wake up around the time Celestia was done
>And you only had to spend a few minutes feeling up your face when the doors swing open
>Out steps the princess of the sun
>She takes a look at you
>Glances at the guards
>And uses her magic to lift up a hankerchief to your face
>She starts wiping it, and it feels really nice, almost like she's touching you
>"I am sorry, Anonymous."
>She pulls the hankerchief back
>"I thought my guards had drawn on your face, but it would appear the features are natural."
>Your heart leaps a little as she talks to you
>You stand up, stretching and yawning
"Where are you going now, Celestia?"
>She starts walking down the hall
>And you follow again
>One of the guards sigh
>"I am going to have some midday tea with some of my subjects."
"Can I-"
>"I do not think that I am patient enough to teach you to hold a teacup."
>The walk is a lot longer so you have a lot more time with her
"Who are you going to drink with?"
>"I am the only pony who talks to you, Anonymous. I doubt that you would know them."
"What are you going to talk about?"
>Her eyes narrow slightly
>And her frown is slowly growing
>"We are going to talk about what it is friends talk about. I'm sure you're familiar with the concept of fri-"
>She turns towards you, not missing a beat
>"My apologies, I did not mean to presume."
>You smile at her
>She looks away, facing forwards again

>You walk a few more moments before one of the guards speak
>"My princess, should I tell him he's being a nuisance?"
"Hey, fuck you."
>Time slows down
>The guards' heads turn slowly towards you, as does Celestia's
>Their mouths open, pupils shrinking, eyes widening
>The guard that spoke steps backwards
>His hooves flail slightly as he loses footing
>And he falls flat on his haunches
>His mouth starts quivering
>And you feel time start again
>As the tears flow
>And he starts bawling
>Celestia sighs
>You give her a thumbs up
>"I thought you better than that, Anonymous."
>She turns to the other guard
>"Take him to emergency services."
>"Yes, your majesty."
>The guard is still crying his eyes out as the other takes him by the shoulders
>You hear the scraping of armor against floor as they slowly move out
>Celestia turns back around, and starts walking, unguarded
>"Would you like to join me this afternoon?"
>The two of you approach a door with a few guards in front
"Really, princess? I would love to!"
>"Will you wait here, then?"
>You nod
>She stands there, looking at you
>"If you don't understand, you are welcome to ask for explanations."
"I don't need-"
>You feel her magic wrap around you
>And force you to sit down
>It's a weird tingly sensation but feels really nice
>She turns towards the guards and leans in, whispering something
>They salute her when she walks in the door
>Her magic is still restraining you and stopping you from moving
>They look uncomfortably at each other
>You see sweat manifesting on their heads
>One of them clears his throat
"You're..."
>He pauses
>The other guard nods at him, giving him an encouraging smile
>"You're dumb."
>You wanted to flip him off
>But you can't
"Like your mom?"
>His mouth is wide agape
>You see his chest rise and fall violently as he starts breathing heavily
>The other guard walks up to him
>Rubbing a hoof on his back armor, whispering to him
>It calms him down a bit