Edward Snowden can't fap : Edward and the Lost Viagra

>dronepone looks at you and puts her weapons away, blushing
>"Predator Drone! I love you! I want to be with you for as long as is logically feasable considering our mortality!"
"Anon! I love you too!"
>Predator Drone jumps into your arms and you carry her to your apt
>"Anon, I'm sorry I stalked you and tried to rape you."
"That's ok, Predator Drone, I'm beautiful and things like this are bound to happen"
>your voice is now deeper and you are visibly ripped
"Besides, that is my fetish."
>you kick in the door to your apt and lay the little Predator Drone belly-up on your bed
"Now I'm going to bed you the American way."
>you pull off your shirt and jacket
>you keep your pants on
>you spread Predator Drone's rear legs
>she quivers in your hand
>you put her legs over your shoulders and start to tongue at her slit
>"A-anon. Why did you pick me?"
"Predator Drone, you are the most beautiful aircraft on the entire base. You are quiet and mysterious. I love every aspect of you."
>start screaming into her slit
"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP"
>Predatof Drone wakes up in bed at the airstrip
>she is dripping wet
>clutching a pillow, nearly squeezing it in half
>"Anon, when will you be mine?"