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- Kamui: Oh, hey, Soleil. What's up? You look like you've got something on your mind.
- Soleil: Kinda, but I don't think it's something you could really understand.
- Kamui: Something even I couldn’t understand? Why don't you try me?
- Soleil: … If you’re going to be that full of yourself, I guess I’ll tell you. I’m trying to become a strong, cool woman. I'm planning on working hard to reach that goal. But, as hard as I try, there’s a problem I just can’t seem to overcome.
- Kamui: A problem?
- Soleil: Right. Because of that problem, the path to becoming a strong, smooth girl is going to be long, steep, and paved with obstacles…
- Kamui: Seems like a pretty big deal. Just what exactly is it?
- Soleil: ... I'm weak to cute girls.
- Kamui: Yeah, I knew that already. But, why is it a problem?
- Soleil: Around cute girls, I end up fainting if I even get near them. It’s not very impressive.
- Kamui: … Huh?
- Soleil: Do you remember that one time? On the way home from a battle, I collapsed.
- Kamui: Yeah, that’s right. I thought you might have been injured somewhere.
- Soleil: That’s not it. It wasn’t because of the battle. The truth is… a cute townie greeted me… and after that I got lightheaded…
- Kamui: So... you fainted.
- Soleil: What kind of a smooth girl faints like that? I'm never going to reach my goal!
- Kamui: ...I can’t believe Soleil worries about such a thing...
- B:
- Kamui: Hey, Soleil!
- Soleil: H-Huh? Who are you again?
- Kamui: It’s me, Kamui. Don't you recognize me?
- Soleil: W-What!? B-But… those eyes, that body... those could only belong to a girl!
- Kamui: Seems I was successful, then.
- Soleil: Successful...? I have no clue what you're talking about.
- Kamui: Right now you’re seeing me as a girl, right?
- Soleil: Y-Yeah. Absolutely.
- Kamui: I managed to get my hands on a special kind of spell, one that makes women see me as a girl. It was kind of a pain to cast, though...
- Soleil: H-Huh!? So I can see you as a girl!?
- Kamui: Yes. After what you said, I wanted to help you out, so I thought of a way to solve your problem. I ended up coming up with a great idea! If you're able to see me as a girl, you can use me as a training dummy to get over your fainting problem! From now on I’ll hang around you until you get over your weakness!
- Soleil: Um... I-I’m glad you feel that way but… I have a very specific kind of girl I like... Besides, you're not really a girl...
- Kamui: Please, look into my eyes. Look deep into my eyes.
- Soleil: Huh!? W-What… I'm feeling a bit weirded out... but I’m also getting a little excited… … Hey, Kamui, could you try saying my name?
- Kamui: Soleil.
- Soleil: Can... can you speak in a higher voice? F-For realism's sake, I mean...
- Kamui: ...Uh, sure. Soleil...
- Soleil: U-Ugh...
- Kamui: Thank you for saving everyone! You were so strong and cool!
- Soleil: Hauu!
- Kamui: Was that any good? I was trying to imitate that girl from town.
- Soleil: It was amazing. My heart was beating so fast I was on the brink of fainting...
- Kamui: Great! Let’s use this as a special training method, then. Ready for round two?
- Soleil: Yeah, sure... but before that, can we take a little break?
- Kamui: Of course.
- Soleil: Yes! Now then, while your spell is still in effect, let's go into town and pick up some chicks! I'll let you be my wing-woman!
- Kamui: What? No! Soleil, this isn't what the spell is meant for...!
- A:
- Kamui: Soleil, I was looking for you.
- Soleil: Hey, Kamui.
- Kamui: How were the results of our special training?
- Soleil: It was great! I can totally act smooth around those cute village girls!
- Kamui: That's good to hear. I'm glad I was able to help.
- Soleil: In fact, I think I should repay the favor!
- Kamui: Huh? I don't have a fainting problem, Soleil...
- Soleil: I know! But, let me take you out to tea. I passed a tea shop today that was filled with cute girls.
- Kamui: Uh... is that really all right, Soleil?
- Soleil: Of course! You're my friend, Kamui, and friends always repay other friends.
- Kamui: B-But, won't I just get in the way if you're trying to pick up girls?
- Soleil: Nope! You're the only guy I'd trust to not get in my way.
- Kamui: ...Err... thank you?
- Soleil: You're welcome! Now let's go pick up some girls!
- S:
- Soleil: Ah, he’s here. Kamuiii!
- Kamui: Oh, Soleil! Um, I'd like to apologize...
- Soleil: Huh? Why?
- Kamui: I got in your way when we went to that tea shop. Everyone thought we were a couple...
- Soleil: Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that.
- Kamui: If you don't want me to go out with you anymore, I'm fine with that.
- Soleil: Whaaat? No! I liked going out with you! It was so cute how flustered you were getting!
- Kamui: ...Really? You're not angry at me?
- Soleil: Nope! Actually, it made me realize something... Kamui, marry me!
- Kamui: Huh!? W-What brought this on!?
- Soleil: Kamui, you helped me get through my problem and stuck with me the entire way through. I've come to realize that our chemistry is perfect! Please, stay with me! I'll protect you for the rest of our lives!
- Kamui: But, Soleil, I'm not a girl.
- Soleil: So? The way you look when you're embarrassed is so cute! When you smile at me my heart beats and my head feels light...
- Kamui: ...I see.
- Soleil: Please marry me, Kamui? I even bought you a ring!
- Kamui: Soleil, I was so worried when you took me out to pick up girls. I've loved you for a while, but I wasn't sure if you were a flaming homosexual or not.
- Soleil: ...So does that mean you'll accept my ring?
- Kamui: Yes.
- Soleil: Auu! Great! You and I are going to be the most cute couple around! Come on, let's go back to that tea shop and try to pick up more girls!
- Kamui: Ah, wait, Soleil! Don't tug so hard...!
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