69 reasons Zandronum sucks.

69 reasons why Zandronum sucks.

1. Painscreen is virtually non-existant, unless a large quota of damage taken.
2. Cannot adjust brightness of Berserk/Radsuit/Item pickups.
3. Get banned on irc for in game actions.  Same stonned or sober rule appiles to irc ban - in game.
4. Fisting enemies without being right up in their ugly demonic face.
5. Sprees (Are only helpful for you in the wheelchair). Borrowed out of those stupid UT games.
6. Biiiiig motherfraking frag messages. But I opened Doom, naught Quake 3: Arena!
7. Main menu is biiiiig and streeeetched. So are story screens.
8. Whitish color in background when in main menu. Hey whats that smell? It's the smell of
someone jacking awff!
9. Terrible coding. Coding? Do not show this to  Torr, he will fire me.
10. Furries.
11. Bronies.
12. Too many D.U.M.B mods.
13. Competitive scene is LAWL.
14. Zdaemon players are more skilled.
15. Community full of idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. Community full of virgins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. Community full of kids!!!!!!!!!!!11one
18. Fake females!!!!
19. Most of the playerbase started on a mod.
20. Some of the playerbase don't know Doom originally had no freelook or jump or crouch. LAWL y'all
kidding me?
21. Drama. I would choose this over watching that episode of Days Of Our Lives where the baby dies. What does the scouter say about its drama level? IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
22. Weapon noises sound less powerful. Compare to original. Supershotgun for starters. It's got a
muffler.
23. Colored names for the kids!! =)
24. Zdoom.
25. Vote system abuse. You can vote on votes you called yourself. I vote for me as president. Me votes yes.
26. People will vote yes to every vote like lambs to the slaughter, hehehe that's actually funny.
27. Clan wars don't happen anymore. Wimpy babies scared?? Y'ALL  FIRED!!
28. Doom + Quake 3: Arena + Furries = Zandronum
29. Announcers for picking up megasphere and other items is reall FRAKKING annoying. Starbuck.
30. The hud sucks.
31. Weapons do less damage.
32. People can shoot you behind walls here too. Someone is SMARHT.
33. A3, SPAk x 10000.
34. All the players suck.
35. Zdaemon makes fun of the players.
36. Too many trolls. IT'S OVER ONE TRILLIONBILLIONGAZILLION.
37. Zandronum is serious business.
38. Zandronum is a name better suited for dick size enhancing.
39: Skulltag, that mode never got played.
40. Most of the admins don't even play, just sit on irc talking to their moms all day.
41. Hilariously dumb clans. See: Teletha clans and that clan with the name... I think it was
Simplistic Beginers? LAWL!
42. Uses up more cpu than Cod.
43. Friends of admins can get people banned -nudge nudge, wink wink-.
44. Perma bans are never PERMA. -nudge nudge, wink wink-.
45. Motherfrakking range bans!!!!!!!!!!!!!
46. Ugly icon.
47. ARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The clan).
48. OpenGL. Graphics over gameplay.
49. Have to load up skulltag_data and skulltag_actors.
50. You are now downgrading from Skulltag. >>>>>>>>>>> Is that even possible?
51. Sets all your wads to open with Zandronum as default.
52. Claims you can make Skulltag totally oldschool. Not true.
53. Jumpmaze, Megaman, and allodat is played more than anything else.
54. It is almost like a dating site. Backspace! IT IS.
55. Even the creator Carney had enough.
56. #zandronum.
57. Cannot play non Zdoom demos. Will go out of sync.
58. Unable to turn off teleport zoom.
59. Watching demos is frakking piss me off (Demo_skiptics and other annoying things).
60. Will never host the IDL. Even frakking Odamex.........
61. Most of the pro players will not touch Zandyland. Spit spit spit.
62. If you are a Zandronum player you are crying or raging by now. LAWL.
63. No one grown any pubic hairs! Or are you just uber gay?
64. No tits!
65. FRAK YOU!
66. YOU FRAK!
67. Zdaemon is better.
68. Even Odamex is better.
69. Can I go now?