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  18. <H3>Once and Future King BOOK CODE</H3>
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  46. <H4>THE BOOK</H4>
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  48. The Once and Future King
  49. by T.H. White
  50.  
  51.  
  52. Incipit Liber Primus
  53. THE SWORD IN THE STONE
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  55.  
  56. She is not any common earth Water or wood or air, But Merlin's Isle of
  57. Gramarye Where you and I will fare.
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  63. On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays it was Court Hand and Summulae
  64. Logicales, while the rest of the week it was the Organon, Repetition
  65. and Astrology. The governess was always getting muddled with her
  66. astrolabe, and when she got specially muddled she would take it out of
  67. the Wart by rapping his knuckles. She did not rap Kay's knuckles,
  68. because when Kay grew older he would be Sir Kay, the master of the
  69. estate. The Wart was called the Wart because it more or less rhymed
  70. with Art, which was short for his real name. Kay had given him the
  71. nickname. Kay was not called anything but Kay, as he was too dignified
  72. to have a nickname and would have flown into a passion if anybody had
  73. tried to give him one. The governess had red hair and some mysterious
  74. wound from which she derived a lot of prestige by showing it to all
  75. the women of the castle, behind closed doors. It was believed to be
  76. where she sat down, and to have been caused by sitting on some armour
  77. at a picnic by mistake. Eventually she offered to show it to Sir
  78. Ector, who was Kay's father, had hysterics and was sent away. They
  79. found out afterwards that she had been in a lunatic hospital for three
  80. years.
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  83. In the afternoons the programme was: Mondays and Fridays, tilting and
  84. horsemanship; Tuesdays, hawking; Wednesdays, fencing; Thursdays,
  85. archery; Saturdays, the theory of chivalry, with the proper measures
  86. to be blown on all occasions, terminology of the chase and hunting
  87. etiquette. If you did the wrong thing at the mort or the undoing, for
  88. instance, you were bent over the body of the dead beast and smacked
  89. with the flat side of a sword. This was called being bladed. It was
  90. horseplay, a sort of joke like being shaved when crossing the
  91. line. Kay was not bladed, although he often went wrong.
  92.  
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  94. When they had got rid of the governess, Sir Ector said; "After all,
  95. damn it all, we can't have the boys runnin' about all day like
  96. hooligans--after all, damn it all? Ought to be havin' a first-rate
  97. eddication, at their age. When I was their age I was doin' all this
  98. Latin and stuff at five o'clock every mornin'. Happiest time of me
  99. life. Pass the port."
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  101.  
  102. Sir Grummore Grummursum, who was staying the night because he had been
  103. benighted out questin' after a specially long run, said that when he
  104. was their age he was swished every mornin' because he would go hawkin'
  105. instead of learnin'. He attributed to this weakness the fact that he
  106. could never get beyond the Future Simple of Utor. It was a third of
  107. the way down the left-hand leaf, he said. He thought it was leaf
  108. ninety-seven. He passed the port.
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  111. Sir Ector said, "Had a good quest today?"
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