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- <H3>Once and Future King BOOK CODE</H3>
- YR 3RD KEY:
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- <H4>THE BOOK</H4>
- <DIV id="ye_boke">
- The Once and Future King
- by T.H. White
- Incipit Liber Primus
- THE SWORD IN THE STONE
- She is not any common earth Water or wood or air, But Merlin's Isle of
- Gramarye Where you and I will fare.
- 1
- On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays it was Court Hand and Summulae
- Logicales, while the rest of the week it was the Organon, Repetition
- and Astrology. The governess was always getting muddled with her
- astrolabe, and when she got specially muddled she would take it out of
- the Wart by rapping his knuckles. She did not rap Kay's knuckles,
- because when Kay grew older he would be Sir Kay, the master of the
- estate. The Wart was called the Wart because it more or less rhymed
- with Art, which was short for his real name. Kay had given him the
- nickname. Kay was not called anything but Kay, as he was too dignified
- to have a nickname and would have flown into a passion if anybody had
- tried to give him one. The governess had red hair and some mysterious
- wound from which she derived a lot of prestige by showing it to all
- the women of the castle, behind closed doors. It was believed to be
- where she sat down, and to have been caused by sitting on some armour
- at a picnic by mistake. Eventually she offered to show it to Sir
- Ector, who was Kay's father, had hysterics and was sent away. They
- found out afterwards that she had been in a lunatic hospital for three
- years.
- In the afternoons the programme was: Mondays and Fridays, tilting and
- horsemanship; Tuesdays, hawking; Wednesdays, fencing; Thursdays,
- archery; Saturdays, the theory of chivalry, with the proper measures
- to be blown on all occasions, terminology of the chase and hunting
- etiquette. If you did the wrong thing at the mort or the undoing, for
- instance, you were bent over the body of the dead beast and smacked
- with the flat side of a sword. This was called being bladed. It was
- horseplay, a sort of joke like being shaved when crossing the
- line. Kay was not bladed, although he often went wrong.
- When they had got rid of the governess, Sir Ector said; "After all,
- damn it all, we can't have the boys runnin' about all day like
- hooligans--after all, damn it all? Ought to be havin' a first-rate
- eddication, at their age. When I was their age I was doin' all this
- Latin and stuff at five o'clock every mornin'. Happiest time of me
- life. Pass the port."
- Sir Grummore Grummursum, who was staying the night because he had been
- benighted out questin' after a specially long run, said that when he
- was their age he was swished every mornin' because he would go hawkin'
- instead of learnin'. He attributed to this weakness the fact that he
- could never get beyond the Future Simple of Utor. It was a third of
- the way down the left-hand leaf, he said. He thought it was leaf
- ninety-seven. He passed the port.
- Sir Ector said, "Had a good quest today?"
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