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- "Oh my god"
- You're hung over and the bastard sun is shining through the curtains.
- This is the last time you go drinking with Luna and Discord.
- Of course you said that last time too.
- Flashes of last night float through your memory.
- Playing strip poker in reverse, because they didn't really get the taking clothes off thing.
- Trashing that bar in manehatten
- Hiding dragon dildos all over Celestia's room.
- You groan and pull the blankets over your head.
- "Come on Anon. It's time to get up."
- Fucking Twilight. Let me sleep.
- "Come on Anon. It's breakfast time."
- She sounds so cheery. You hate people who are cheery in the morning.
- Even more so when you're hungover.
- "Rise and Shine Anon!"
- She's poking you now. God damn it.
- Does she not understand the bond between a hungover Anon and his bed?
- Silly Anon. The morning is wasting away and he's still in bed.
- He could be so much more productive, especially if he had you help him organize his time.
- But he's only a colt, an alien colt yes. But still a lazy colt.
- To be honest you're more worried about his health. Anon told you humans only need six hours of sleep
- All this extra sleep must be bad for him.
- "Rise and Shine Anon!"
- You poke him a couple of times to encourage him.
- "RIGHT! FINE! I'M UP! Fucking hell."
- In single burst of motion Anon throws the blanket off him and leaps out of bed.
- And his morning wood is staring you right in the eyes.
- You can feel the heat building in your cheeks.
- You catch yourself as you start to lean in closer.
- "I'llgocheckonbreakfast!"
- You're back in your room and it's time to get dressed.
- Yeah you went to breakfast naked. Not like anyone else dressed for it.
- Spike and Twilight kept staring at you though. Or rather trying to make it look like they weren't staring at you.
- Not that weird when you think about. It's the first time they've seen you nude for more than a seconds.
- Right now you need clothes, more specifically your hangover hoodie.
- Your most prized possession. A thing of glorious majesty.
- Ok it's a baggy old hoodie that's 2 sizes too big for you.
- Which means you can pull your legs up into it and the hood over your face like a hungover tortoise retreating into a dark snugly shell.
- There's method to your madness!
- You also need a new place to sleep off this god awful hangover.
- Twilight won't give you any peace, she doesn't understand hangovers.
- Rarity's will do, it's fairly close and quiet.
- You've reached Rarity's. You've also realized you forgot to put on pants
- Who cares, you don't need pants to sleep.
- "Welcome to Ca- Oh hello Anon, what brings you here?"
- "Twilight won't let me sleep"
- "Still feeling a little tender from your night on the town are we?"
- "How'd you know?"
- "Darling please, as a fashionista it's my job to know what the rich and famous are doing."
- "I'm not rich."
- "True but when you, Discord and a princess wreck the most popular nightclub in Canterlot it's hardly going to go unnoticed."
- You just grunt. You're losing the will to use words again.
- "You can sleep on the sofa over there, I'll make sure Twilight doesn't disturb you."
- You flop down on the couch and retreat from the hated sunlight into the depths of your hoodie.
- Hungover heroes in a half shell. Turtle Power!
- You leave Anon to sleep. You'd call him an uncouth ruffian.
- But those nights on the town of his provide no end of gossip for you to indulge in.
- There's a silver lining to every cloud. Though there's no silver lining to Anon's fashion sense.
- Everything he wears either looks like he found it in the trash or is disgustingly out of fashion.
- That 'hoodie' he's wearing is no exception. It's probably older than he is.
- Though... seeing him curled up in it like that. It does make it look cozy...
- It's still an old rag though.
- And you can't let your friend wear old rags. But Anon won't like it if you just throw it away.
- You'll have to make him a new one.
- You move forward to examine the 'hoodie'. You have to study it so you can make a new one for him.
- Yes, study the cozy....
- You'll need to study the inside too. If human clothing is anything like human habits it probably has some bizarre design pieces.
- Gently you climb up on the sofa, trying your hardest not to disturb anon.
- You slowly slide inside the 'hoodie', you find yourself holding your breath as you wait to see if Anon noticed.
- *yawn*
- You suddenly feel rather sleepy. And one can't create masterpieces while tired.
- Just a quick nap and you'll be right as rain. A nap so quick you won't even need to leave Anon's snuggly, warm, filthy rag.
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