function onPlayerJoin( pPlayer )
{
    Message( pPlayer.Name + " has joined lolmortuary!:D", Colour( 255, 255, 0 ) );
    return 0;
}
function onPlayerPart( pPlayer, reason )
{
if ( reason == PARTREASON_DISCONNECTED ) Message( pPlayer.Name + " has left lolmortuary!:D (Reason: Disconnected)", Colour( 255, 255, 0 ) );
else if ( reason == PARTREASON_BANNED ) Message( pPlayer.Name + " has left lolmortuary!:D (Reason: Banned)", Colour( 255, 255, 0 ) );
else if ( reason == PARTREASON_KICKED ) Message( pPlayer.Name + " has left lolmortuary!:D (Reason: Kicked)", Colour( 255, 255, 0 ) );
else Message( pPlayer.Name + " has left lolmortuary!:D (Reason: Crashed)", Colour( 255, 255, 0 ) );
return 0;
}