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- > By the time you reach the crib, you're completely bald.
- > There are tears pouring out of your eyes.
- > You sniffle.
- "I look like a cancer patient!"
- >"You were bald before, whore."
- "Which is why I'm so upset. I'm given long, lusious [COLOR] locks, and have them taken from me like your custody rights!"
- > She sheds a single tear in remberance of little Barak.
- > She quickly collects herself and pulls out a green liquid.
- >"Drink this potion, child. With this, your hair will go wild."
- > You snatch it from her and greedily gulp it down.
- > You scalp itches briefly, then explodes with nappy hair.
- "What the fuck, Zecora!? I don't want nignog hair! Do you know how hard it is to tame this shit?"
- >"That will not be a burdening chore, that is what perms are for."
- "No."
- > She shrugs and gives you a tiny bottle.
- > You empty its contents into your mouth.
- > Your hair flattens back to its normal state.
- >"Now that you're happy, with hair so tame,"
- > She pulls down two vials; red and blue.
- >"Either the red or the blue shall ease your pain."
- "Why can't you just give me the right one?"
- >"That's no fun, little one.
- > You gank both vials and drink both.
- > You sigh in relief as all of your pains fade away.
- >"Anon! What have you done? The consequences of--"
- > You jump on her back and clamp your hands over her muzzle.
- "What was that, Corey? I can't hear you!"
- > She starts wiggling and jumping, trying to buck you off.
- > You feel yourself getting wet.
- "Stop jumping around, Zecora!"
- > She starts convulsing again.
- > Oh god.
- > You bite your lip and wrap your legs around her body.
- > She's like a giant vibrator!
- > You're dangerously close to cumming.
- > She slowly inflates, pulling you away from her mouth.
- > Just one more seco--
- >"ARE YOU CRAZY!? GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!"
- > Damn.
- > She instantly deflates, sending you tumbling on your ass.
- >She looks positively livid.
- > You smile sheepishly.
- "Are you mad?"
- > She turns around and kicks you in the teeth, hard enough to knock you out the front door.
- >Yeah, she mad.
- > You pick yourself up and start hoofing it to town.
- > As you walk, you grin.
- > You feel surprisingly good for someone who just had their mouth rearranged.
- > REALLY good.
- > Out of nowhere, you chuckle.
- > Chuckling turns into full blown laughing, just like the time you read Twilight's Daring Do/Rainbow Dash fanfiction.
- > You come up on Fluttershy's cottage.
- > The yellow pegasus notices you as soon as you see her and flies toward you.
- >"Hello, Anon! What's so funny?"
- "I don't know! "
- >"Oh. Ok..."
- > She glances at your tattered getup.
- >"What happened to you?"
- > Your emotions take a sharp U-turn, and suddenly you're crying bitter tears.
- >"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, Anon, I didn't mean to m-make you cry!"
- >She touches your shoulder.
- "DON'T TOUCH ME, YOU STUPID BITCH!"
- > She gives you a shocked look and flies away, crying.
- > She returns shortly, with Twilight in tow.
- > You manage to calm down enough to face her.
- >"Fluttershy says you've been crying, Anon."
- > Your lip quivers.
- "FLUTTERSHY IS A LYING CUNT!"
- > You both start bawling at the same time.
- > Twilight sighs.
- > "OK, Anon. Obviously, you can't handle feminine emotions. I'll turn you back."
- > You choke back a few sobs.
- "I'm *sniff* sorry, Twi. I didn't *sniff* mean it when I called you a *sniff* weak ass princess..."
- >"I accept your apology, Anon."
- "Y-yeah, now *sniff* I realize that you're a LYING ASS PRINCESS! "
- > You burst into tears again.
- > Her face contorts into a mix of contempt and disbelief.
- >"Really?"
- > You stop crying long enough to see Twalot aim her horn at you and--fttpz!
- > What the?
- > Confusion drapes her features.
- >"Ah, let's try again."
- > Ftttpz!
- > You frown."Lemme guess. It's against Da rules to turn me back into a guy?"
- >"Anon, what are you talking about?"
- "Don't play dumb with me, Tommy."
- > "My name is TIMMY!"
- "What?"
- >"Twilight! My name is Twilight."
- "Mmmhmm."
- > Fluttershy pipes up.
- >"Why won't the spell work?"
- > Purplesmart rubs her chin with her hoof.
- >Her eyes suddenly get as big a saucers.
- >"Anon....you didn't happen to get pregnant, did you?"
- "Of course not. Ponies can't get people pregnant, right?"
- >"...""RIGHT!?"
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