→ [ES] has joined
SS
Hey zion
ⓘ RascalyWabit is now known as Duttle
SS
i got a new phone
i wrestled it off a bear
PuzzlingHistorian
(is this canon?)
SS
(yes)
[ES]
stammers
what the fuck are talking about killing yourself
SS
i dunno though it cant dl frui ninja
not even sure if its android
maybe its a shitty apple product
[ES]
stammers
SS
to bears even like apples?
[ES]
I'm serious here
SS
who fucking know
me too
bears = apples yay or neigh?
[ES]
fuck you stammers
SS
0_0
what?
[ES]
I was actually worried about you¨
SS
oh the killing myself thing
yeah could happen
duttles like my advisor on these matters
[ES]
WHAT.
SS
just call him jafar
yea apparentley theres some super comfy bed
[ES]
........
SS
that makes me into super man if i die on it
duttle seems good with it
[ES]
........
* SS fistbumps duttle
[ES]
I'm fucking not
I almost just got killed on that fucking slab
SS
your dots suggest that you agree i am awesome
why
slab?
[ES]
yes
SS
nah mines a bed
Duttle
There it is right there stammers
SS
4 poster
Duttle
Do you see it
SS
nice pillows
[ES]
I've been there
Duttle
It is not a bed.
SS
AW
WTF
[ES]
I have a photo of it
SS
I WAS TOLD
IT WAS GONNA BE
A MOTHERFUCKING BED
[ES]
it is not a bed
SS
WHERE THE HELL
ARE MY PILLOWS
[ES]
ITS A FUCKING SACRIFICIAL SLAB
SS
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
Duttle
ES
I know of your troubles
SS
^ smart ass
Duttle
and this phone allows me to converse
SS
hehehehehh
^no privacy this is fucking apple isnt it
[ES]
..........
were you the one who told him about this?
Duttle
No
He was told by the dreamer
SS
Lou reeds friend did
i fucking love that album
OH FUCK
THIS HAS ITUNES ON IT
IT IS FUCKING APPLE
FUCK YOU DUTTLE
Duttle
I will leave shortly
[ES]
Duttle
who is the dreamer?
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SS
is it john lennon - i fucking knew it
Duttle
You know him as CG
SS
.... not john lennon then....
[ES]
that asshole?
SS
man this place is awesome
in a spooky kinda way
[ES]
stammers you took advice from cg?
SS
advice? hell no
he wouldnt even hack me in the wiener mobile
[ES]
he told you to kill yourself and you actually considered it for a second?
SS
wot
no
yes
maybe
duttle thinks its fine
[ES]
I think its not
SS
and hes a fucking knowledge boss
Duttle
I think that events will occur regardless of my taking of any actions
SS
do you know everything in the universe?
see
hes like
[ES]
I don't
but I know
SS
the stephen hawking of the flying squi universes
[ES]
that if you kill yourself on a sacrificial slab
SS
and hes black
[ES]
I'm going to be
Fucking Pissed
SS
tbf
i thought it was a bed
[ES]
no
here, I'll send you a picture of it
Duttle
Techinally
[ES]
(sends image of Rage quest bed)
Duttle
It's called "Questbed."
[ES]
it is a slab
SS
oh yours is purple
noice
yo duttle
fill us in here
wtf are these questbeds?
Duttle
They are beds.
SS
and do they support apple devices
there more like slabs tbf
no pillows
Duttle
I must leave
SS
well fuckadoodle do to you
Hey zion
* Duttle disconnects
SS
i have an idea
[ES]
yes?
SS
why dont you talk to cg about it
[ES]
I would rather not
SS
why not
look its easy
just add him to the chat
[ES]
I would rather bash in his skull with a table leg
SS
1 mo
[ES]
do
* SS adds cg to the chat
[ES]
NOT FUCKING ADD HIM
SS
^ grammar
ⓘ Duttle is now known as [CG]
[CG]
No
SS
YO
dude
[CG]
WHOOPS
SS
zions here
where having a party
[CG]
MY CAPS LOCK
* [ES] has disconnected
SS
in honour of lou reed
[CG]
IIS BROKEN
* SS adds ES
SS
dont yu fucking leave
* [ES] has disconnected
* SS adds ES
* [ES] has disconnected
← [CG] has left
* SS adds ES
SS
awww
[ES]
....
SS
you scared him off
i wanted to do some class a bullshit on him
anyway
[ES]
he's a pissball and fuckhead
SS
i agree
[ES]
I Do Not Want To Talk To Him.
SS
but duttle seems fine with these things
Oh ffs
[ES]
understand?
SS
the spooky talk is out again
can you please not do that?
[ES]
the less you talk about him, the fucking better
also, do what?
SS
the wierd spooky talk
[ES]
.........
SS
When You Capitalise Every Word
[ES]
I don't
SS
its fucking creepy
[ES]
look
blah blah blah
no capitalization
SS
you just did it
like
you literally
did it like a minute ago
are you like
insane zion
is there something i should know?
[ES]
......
I'm as sane as always
SS
OH FFS FRUIT NINJA COSTS MONEY NOW?
WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT
[ES]
.................
SS
anyway
im sure everything will be fine
[ES]
mm
just don't kill yourself
SS
duttle wouldnt let me die
if i die
he doesnt exist
or some bullshit
[ES]
fear of death is natural
SS
heh true
okay i promise not to kill myself okay?
[ES]
good
I don't want to deal with another death
SS
okay see you in a bit okay?
byeeeeee
[ES]
bye
* SS disconnects
[ES]
...................
I don't want to deal with another death.