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Shockstorm and the Ducks

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May 19th, 2016
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  1. Shockstorm has joined the chat.
  2. 1:39
  3.  
  4. KINMUNE
  5. Hello there, Shockstorm!
  6. 1:40
  7.  
  8. Shockstorm
  9. hii
  10. 1:40
  11.  
  12. Ashley Kirshbaum
  13. hi
  14. 1:40
  15.  
  16. Garry Damrau
  17. wii
  18. 1:41
  19.  
  20. Shockstorm
  21. theres a mallard duck that made a nest right on my front porch, now we cant go out that door lol
  22. 1:41
  23.  
  24. Ashley Kirshbaum
  25. lol
  26. can't you drive it off?
  27. 1:42
  28.  
  29. Garry Damrau
  30. can't find a seatbelt for a duck
  31. 1:42
  32.  
  33. Ashley Kirshbaum
  34. lol
  35. 1:42
  36.  
  37. Shockstorm
  38. hehe
  39.  
  40. CarloV3r has joined the chat.
  41. 1:42
  42.  
  43. KINMUNE
  44. Hello there, CarloV3r!
  45. 1:42
  46.  
  47. Shockstorm
  48. well maybe but I dont want to atm
  49. hey
  50. 1:47
  51.  
  52. RenzXVI
  53. Cant you just cook it?
  54. 1:47
  55.  
  56. Starkiller131
  57. Shock.
  58. 1:47
  59.  
  60. RenzXVI
  61. Oh, wait for it to lay eggs first.
  62. And then cook it all.
  63. 1:47
  64.  
  65. Ashley Kirshbaum
  66. lol
  67. 1:47
  68.  
  69. Garry Damrau
  70. no.. wait until it lays eggs. then eat the eggs
  71. 1:47
  72.  
  73. Starkiller131
  74. I'm link-fixing like a mad king on another wiki. xd
  75.  
  76. CarloV3r has left the chat.
  77. 1:47
  78.  
  79. Shockstorm
  80. sexy
  81. @star
  82. 1:48
  83.  
  84. Starkiller131
  85. xd
  86. 1:48
  87.  
  88. Garry Damrau
  89. Renz you beat me to that one
  90. 1:48
  91.  
  92. Shockstorm
  93. and idk whats wrong with the rest of you lol
  94. 1:48
  95.  
  96. Ashley Kirshbaum
  97. wait until it lays eggs, eat the eggs, then wait until it lays more
  98. 1:48
  99.  
  100. RenzXVI
  101. That won't solve it being in front of the door,
  102. 1:48
  103.  
  104. Ashley Kirshbaum
  105. that doesn't matter
  106. 1:48
  107.  
  108. Shockstorm
  109. haha
  110. 1:48
  111.  
  112. Garry Damrau
  113. You have only one door?
  114. 1:48
  115.  
  116. Shockstorm
  117. you guys dont care about me predicament?
  118. no, we have like 3
  119. more if we use these things called "windows", which are underrated
  120. 1:49
  121.  
  122. Garry Damrau
  123. problem solved.. I rest my case
  124. 1:49
  125.  
  126. RenzXVI
  127. Why do the ducks like your house?
  128. 1:50
  129.  
  130. Shockstorm
  131. idk. probly cuz its fancy
  132. 1:50
  133.  
  134. Garry Damrau
  135. please
  136. 1:50
  137.  
  138. Shockstorm
  139. one time it was storming and a duck came to lay an egg in our front yard
  140. but when we tried to put a table over it to protect the ducks, they left :c
  141. 1:51
  142.  
  143. RenzXVI
  144. :p
  145. So you have a duck infestation?
  146.  
  147. Starkiller131 has left the chat.
  148. 1:52
  149.  
  150. Shockstorm
  151. kinda
  152. 1:54
  153.  
  154. RenzXVI
  155. Help the environment, cook them.
  156. 1:54
  157.  
  158. Garry Damrau
  159. use the feathers and bones
  160. 1:55
  161.  
  162. Shockstorm
  163. yea I'll craft a necklace and give it to my crush
  164. from the feathers and bones
  165. 1:55
  166.  
  167. Garry Damrau
  168. Bone Hawk Amulet
  169. 1:55
  170.  
  171. Shockstorm
  172. yep
  173. 1:56
  174.  
  175. Garry Damrau
  176. I actually killed and found 6 of them buggers
  177. 1:56
  178.  
  179. Shockstorm
  180. bone hawks you mean, right? :p
  181. 1:56
  182.  
  183. RenzXVI
  184. Feathers can be pillows.
  185. 1:56
  186.  
  187. Garry Damrau
  188. right
  189. Hitting them is easier than finding them
  190. 1:57
  191.  
  192. Shockstorm
  193. ye
  194. 1:57
  195.  
  196. Garry Damrau
  197. But the only time I got the ring was the one I found in the castle
  198. 1:59
  199.  
  200. RenzXVI
  201. SO why do you have lots of ducks?
  202.  
  203. Macdog5150 has left the chat.
  204. You are now away.
  205. 2:07
  206.  
  207. Shockstorm
  208. was afk
  209. idk exactly
  210. probly cuz we have a pool in back and they like to swim in it
  211. You are no longer away.
  212. 2:08
  213.  
  214. RenzXVI
  215. Awww... It keeps getting more and more cute.
  216. 2:08
  217.  
  218. Shockstorm
  219. yeah except when this duck attacked us tho lol
  220. 2:08
  221.  
  222. RenzXVI
  223. Lol
  224. 2:08
  225.  
  226. Shockstorm
  227. thought we were trying to mess up her nest
  228. by getting the newspaper
  229. 2:08
  230.  
  231. Garry Damrau
  232. sounds like you should make a Youtube
  233. 2:08
  234.  
  235. RenzXVI
  236. It nested on the newspaper?
  237. 2:08
  238.  
  239. Shockstorm
  240. her nest is in the bushes so she just shoots out
  241. no but its on the way to the driveway
  242. 2:09
  243.  
  244. RenzXVI
  245. ooh
  246. Seems like a lot of funny things happen.
  247. 2:09
  248.  
  249. Shockstorm
  250. lol ye
  251. or like when a skunk went under our shed and perfumed the place for us
  252. 2:09
  253.  
  254. RenzXVI
  255. O_o
  256. Didn't the ducks attack it? :p
  257. 2:10
  258.  
  259. Shockstorm
  260. no ducks only around sometimes. although they did make a nest by shed one year
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