!timezone {qm}
- Whispers to the user the timezone of the QM and their current time.

!quote {post}
- Displays post pulled from Desustorage
- Needs a cooldown

!last {qm}
- Time since QM's last post is displayed

Res: I love you {chatbot name}
- Responds with "I only married you for the memes"

Hijacker: teh
- Responds with ">teh"

Wolvan: *
- 1% chance of 'Fuck off Wolvan'

!meme
- JAD is perfect
- >teh
- Whispen is a pretty stallion.
- you're waifu a shit
- >batfags
- The gay agenda taskforce strikes again!
- kekekkekekkekekekeke
- Check floor for dropped bits
- Inept's killed again!

!whatdraw
- Fetches random active quest: "Draw {quest}"

!reminder {offset} {text} {recurring y/n}
- Posts a reminder every {offset}

!vote {qm}
- First vote outputs "Vote for your favorite QM!"
- It doesn't actually count the votes and picks a random QM from a list.

!request
- displays request queue "{number} - {text}

!request {text}
- Saves a request

!request {number}
- Removes request by number

!fillyrape
- Summons Nips