The Universe's Truth

Oh how the seal does cry out in the black of sandwiches. Forever staring into the face of a taco bell employee who smells of feces and butt lint. Why must Curious George remain the same friend as a gear turns the clock of time? Inside of my belly are seventy five snakes pretending to be a midget on cocaine. I am empty in the shell of a gay rhino. Three hundred years and seven before the time that was known as now, I witnessed how the world was created under the goat's demise; Pushing with it further and further a lone cucumber with no place to call fire. I reached for the sixty million toads as they groaned in pain for my release onto the world. I wish I could understand the flowers of yesterday and place them beside the burger of hell. And I said to thee: "Fuck." Explosions rained down on my eyelids and forced them away, making the tides of the ocean go back so far it looked like cancer. In the year of the rising tomato, four children cherished the feeling of rape inside their fingers. Serpents and dragons flew overhead, whispering the truth about Twinkies. It's too bad Lord Frederick could not see the fires that burnt the ground into the sky five times over, for if he did then he would be able to warn the orange juice. I found the real biscuit, and I promised it I would go to the tallest mountain and scream the letter x ten billion times. For an instant, I felt as if ghosts weren't among us and that Dr Dolittle had found eternal life within the path. But I soon found out it was actually Satan who fisted the asshole of time and space, not strawberries. Just as I thought I had everything figured out, Rainbow Dash explodes into twenty six leaves which blew into the walls. Questioning my inner faith, I ventured forth into the rusted shack named after sand's first love child with water. I saw nothing but fissures in my skin and flowers blooming from them. The pentagram began to glow and before I knew it, I had swam into a building the size of my left foot. Of course this wouldn't make sense to most fire hydrants, but aviation isn't always the easiest thing for crocodiles to understand.