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  1. Now it's time for our Main Event. [b]The Three Man Power Trip face off against the Harts and Edge.[/b]
  2. Edge and HHH start out, exchanging blows, and generally beating on each other. HHH has the upper hand, and whips Edge into his corner, where he tags in Austin. Austin starts beating on Edge. Edge gets little offense in, until Austin whips him into the ropes, and goes for the Thesz Press, only to eat a Spear.
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  4. Both men are down, and the referee starts counting. 1...2... Austin shouldn't be down this long, all he took was a spear! 3...4...5... Austin sits up, and just looks at Edge, laughing all the while. He gets up, and drags Edge over to the ropes, where he tags in Pillman. If HHH and Austin were mean to the kid, Pillman was just brutal, beating down on poor Edge. Edge finds a hole in Pillman's offense, and spears him, too! Learning his lesson, Edge drags himself over to his corner, and tags in Owen. Pillman tags himself out, and Austin comes in swinging wildly, setting up Owen for the Stunner, which he reverses into a German Suplex! He sets Austin up for the Sharpshooter, but Hunter breaks it up. Owen tags in Bret, as Austin tags in Hunter. Bret and Hunter are going at it now! Bret hits Hunter with a few moves, and tags out to Edge. Edge and Pillman start beating on each other, and Pillman has the upper hand, when the two of them both go for dropkicks, leaving them both down for the count, crawling over to their corner. Edge gets the tag on Bret as Pillman gets the tag on Hunter. Hunter swings at Bret, who ducks, and accidentally hits Pillman and Austin off the apron! Bret takes the opportunity to hit a double leg takedown on HHH before turning into the Sharpshooter.
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  6. HHH tries to crawl to the ropes, but can't. Eventually he flips over, flipping Bret with him, and starts kicking Bret in the leg until Bret has to break the hold. HHH takes the advantage, stomping on Bret, before tagging in Austin, who hits the diving middle fingers on the downed Hitman. Austin tries to go for the mudhole stomp in the corner, but Bret rolls out of the ring, and pulls him down into a figure 4 around the turnbuckle. The ref starts counting, until Bret lets go on the four. Austin is livid, and tags Pillman in, as Bret tags Owen in. Austin and Bret start brawling outside the ring, as Hunter has crawled over to the other side. HHH grabs Edge, setting him up for another Spike Pedigree onto the concrete, but Edge reverses it into a backdrop before getting a microphone from the timekeeper's area. as HHH gets up, Edge spears him through the barricade! Edge rolls through into the crowd, and checks his mic before starting to cut a promo:
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  8. "Triple H, you pedigreed me out of this company just a few months ago, and who the hell are you? Best friends with two guys who decided they weren't making enough money from Scrooge McMahon and some jerkoff who looks like a male stripper? You make me sick. You're in this match because of your connections, not your wrestling skill! When you talk, my ears bleed. But hey, I bet you're selling a lot of seat cushions, aren't you? But I'm not here just to talk about you, Triple H. I've got bigger fish to fry.
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  10. It wasn't too long ago that I got fired from the WWF. I wake up, I get a phone call, he tells me they're exercising the termination clause of my contract and I'll be getting a pink slip in the mail and a little buyout, to make it official. And now look at me, I'm main eventing one of their pay per views. How far I have come from when I was so green I'd get booed out of the building.
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  12. But this is a live, uncensored, unfiltered broadcast where WWF fans have paid to see ME, Adam Copeland, EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING, not this blueblood trash in front of me! I'm proving old Vince wrong about everything with my very presence! These are my people, not yours! And I'm here to throw a pipe wrench in your wheels!
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  14. How? Let me explain it to everyone. There's this creative "genius" named Vince Russo up in Connecticut. You might know him as Vic Venom. This man told Triple H to spike my head into the fucking mat and try to end my career because I was hurting their ratings! Oh, I'm sorry, Sky Sports, I'm not supposed to say that, am I? Well I'm not rated PG, or 14, I'm Rated R! Vince Russo is a magazine writer who doesn't know the first goddamn thing about wrestling. And Triple H, the fact that you went along with his plan makes you just as big of a piece of shit as he is! The way your friends down south throw money around you could've gotten a job there making ten times as much with one simple word: No.
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  16. You people, you don't know what you're missing! You wanna see something other than 40-year-old drug-addled bodybuilding rejects with balls the size of raisins jerking each other off on television for $50,000 every Monday night to feed a demented millionaire's sexual frus-"
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  18. Bret hits the Mic out of Edge's hands, and tells him off, as Austin grabs Bret from behind and throws him into the Announce table. Edge bends over to grab the Microphone again, but Hunter already has it, and is running at him. Edge runs out of the arena, as Hunter follows, screaming bloody murder (literally, the mic was picking up shouts of “I'M GONNA KILL YOU KID” and the like).
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  20. Bret and Austin brawl on the announce table for a but, until Austin goes for a Stunner, but like his brother before him, Bret reverses it into a German, and knocks the two of them out.
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  22. Owen and Pillman are in the ring, Owen goes for the sharpshooter, but Pillman wiggles out, Pillman goes for the Air Pillman but Owen reverses it into the Northern Lights Suplex to Armbreaker transition, Pillman rakes the eyes, and goes for a low blow, but Owen catches it into a Fisherman Suplex for the 3
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