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- 6/1/14
- Notes: Very cute story made for the Homeless Whore Pony thread. This is also in their pastebin but it's labeled as a WIP. No idea why though, I thought I ended it.
- "ACHOO!"
- >You rub your fingers past your nose and sniff loudly
- "Man, this weather blows." you mumble as you shuffle through the light snow
- >You look up in the distance to see your favorite coffee shop is still open
- "Thank Celestia." you sniffle
- >As you approach you notice something quite different
- >A small cardboard box sits quietly next to the window of the shop
- >Something appears to be inside it as you get closer
- >You crouch down to take a better look
- "A.. Pony?"
- >The small brown pony inside the box shivers before looking up at you
- >"H-Hello S-Sir.."
- >You peer into her light blue eyes
- "Hey. What the hell are you doing in this box? I don't know if you've noticed or not, but it's snowing."
- >She shivers, completely ignoring what you said
- >"H-How can I service y-you today, S-Sir..."
- >You cock an eyebrow
- "Service? What are you talking about?"
- >She slowly points her hoof at the sign next to her
- >You had noticed it earlier but had completely forgotten to check what it said
- "5 bits, 10 bits.. 20..." you read aloud
- >You look at her again
- "What's a hoofjob? Some kind of pony manicure or something?"
- >She stares at the bottom of her box, still shivering
- >You're genuinely confused, but curious
- >Reaching into your back pocket, you pull out a 5 piece bit and drop it next to her
- >The sound it made hitting the box made her shoot up
- >She quickly picked up the bit and placed it into some kind of smaller box she had behind her
- >She looks at you in silence, waiting
- "O-Oh, right."
- >You hold your hands out in front of her
- "Like this, maybe?"
- >She's still staring at you
- >You retract your hands and put them back in your pockets
- "This isn't what a hoofjob is, is it?" you ask
- >She slowly shakes her head, still maintaining eye contact
- "Then I have no idea what I payed you for."
- >She points to your lower region
- >It takes you a moment before you realize
- >The small pony just shrinks up and stares at the floor of her box again
- "Oh.. Hey, look, I'm sorry.. I didn't know this was..."
- >"W-Was my service n-not satisfactory S-Sir? W-Would you like a r-refund?"
- >She won't look at you directly
- "Refund? Well yeah I..."
- >You stop yourself
- "How long have you been out here?" you ask
- >She remains quiet as she shuffles in the back of her box
- >She pulls out her smaller box and dumps the contents in front of her
- >2 coins fall out
- >You can't help but cringe as her shaking hoof pushes the coin towards you
- >"I-I'm s-sorry Sir."
- >You hesitantly reach for the coin
- "No.." you mutter
- >You leave the coin on the ground and stand up
- >The once light snow had now built up on the box in front of you
- >You push some of it off and head inside the coffee shop
- >Sitting down at a table, you grasp your head with your hands, trying to comprehend what had just happened
- >A mare approaches you
- >"You alright, Anon?"
- >You shove your hands back into your pockets
- "No, I'm not. Do you know about that pony outside your shop?"
- >She looks at you for a moment and her expression changes almost immediately
- >"Her..."
- >You look back at her, puzzled
- "...Her?"
- >"Listen Anon, you stay away from that.. that.. whore. Alright?"
- "Woah, what?"
- >She sighs before speaking again
- >"She's been out there all week. We don't know where she came from, but she won't leave."
- "But why are you calling her a whore?"
- >She shares your puzzled expression
- >"Did you even read the sign she has out there? She's a whore. She charges money for ponies to.. you know."
- >You look over towards the window to see the box still there, motionless
- "I saw the sign. Why is she in a box?"
- >The mare rolls her eyes
- >"She's probably homeless, Anon. Don't know why though, she probably gets a million bits from all those disgusting stallions that visit her."
- >You continue staring at the motionless box outside
- "Yeah.. probably.."
- >The mare coughs to break the silence
- >"Anyway, how can I help ya' Anon? The usual?"
- >You stop and remember the entire reason you walked through the snow to get here
- "Yeah, the usual."
- >You always come here for 2 donuts and a cup of coffee
- >Today shouldn't be any different
- >She smiles and starts to head over towards the glass counter
- >"Will that be all for tod--"
- "Make that two, please."
- >Today is different
- >She cocks her head back towards you
- >"Two? Really?"
- >You look and her and put on a fake expression
- "Yeah, I'm feeling uh.. extra hungry today."
- >Flawless
- >"Alright... 4 donuts and 2 cups of coffee coming right up."
- >You look over your shoulder to see it's getting dark fast
- "Oh, could I get that to go, please? I'm kind of in a rush."
- >You hear a muffled response over the sounds of her stuffing your donuts into a bag and the coffee machine wildly blaring
- >You pull out a few bits and leave them on the counter as you wait for your things
- >"Sure wish I was a unicorn; magic would make this a hell of a lot easier!" you hear her whine, desperately trying to put the lids on your cups
- >You grab the bag and cups and head towards the door
- "You always say that." you chuckle as you exit the shop
- >The cold air hits you as you look down at the box
- >You crouch down once again and see the small pony still shivering inside the box
- >You put your things down and give her a small poke
- "Hey. You ok in there?"
- >She doesn't even open her eyes before she speaks
- >"H-Hello S-Sir.. How can I be of s-ser--"
- "Stop that."
- >You give her another poke
- >She opens her eyes and notices its you again
- >"O-Oh.. H-Hello Sir."
- >You frown
- "Don't call me Sir, call me Anon."
- >She stares blankly at you
- >"Y-Yes S-Sir.."
- >You sigh
- "Man you're a pain. Take these."
- >You push one cup of coffee into her box and grab your bag of donuts
- >Shuffling through the bag, you stop to look at her again
- "You like chocolate or strawberry?"
- >She stares at you silently still, expressionless
- "Ugh, strawberry it is then."
- >You slide 2 strawberry donuts into her box
- >She looks at the contents before her as if she's staring into the eyes of god
- >Suddenly, you notice a tear stream down her face
- >You were expecting that, and you still couldn't handle it
- "Hey, Hey! Don't..."
- >She pulls the cup closer towards her and holds it close, tears still falling into her cardboard box
- >You wince
- "One last thing..."
- >You pull off your jacket and push it into the box, carefully avoiding pouring the hot coffee over
- >She's still crying in disbelief
- >You can't stand another minute of watching that
- >Standing up, you start your walk back home, rubbing your arms close
- "I'm going to regret that last part, I know it." you mutter
- >In the background you hear a familiar voice
- >You turn around to see a brown head sticking out the box
- >"T-Thank you S-Si-- um.. A-Anon..."
- >You smile and continue to head home
- ---------
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