Cory In The House
By Dylan Payne

Cory was just a simple black kid in a house but that all changed when he became a simple fat black kid. Little did Cory know is that losing weight was hard especially for a fat NIGGER but one day he decided to go to the gym there he met the Dark Sith Lord known as Dildo Vader. They became good friends over time but they only really talked in the gym because they were both fat fucks. It was then when Dildo Vader decided to involve Cory in a plot to steal TV's from moving shipping trucks. With the help of Cory and the Honda Civics they drive to steal the TV's they were both bathing in the Bejamins, they were simply ballin outa control but then their little Asian friend that helped them steal the TV's went to Tokyo to drift or some shit then he died.

After Cory and Dildo had mourned there little Asian friend they decided not to take action because that would mean for a terrible movie. So instead they parted ways it was then when Cory got arrested and got sentenced to prison. After months in prison a man approached Cory and offered to help him get out in return he goes back to his ways of stealing phat TV's and getting mad dolla. Cory gladly accepted because he was good at it and he was black so stealing was in his nature. To complete this daring escape they needed a squad but not just any squad a Suicide Squad.

So Cory and this mystery man put together a rag tag team of misfits that included the man who never misses dick up his ass, the man who can climb any staircase and some guy who can throw boomerangs or some shit. So there it was there team a team that cannot be stopped they had an amazing plan of simply climbing over the fence in the yard. Before they executed the plan the mystery man revealed himself and Cory's old friend Dildo Vader, Cory was overwhelmed at this plot twist but he kept cool and together the Fox River 5 made the worst escape attempt in history which resulted in all of them dying except the man who lost 150 pounds in prison it was of course Cory.
Cory was considered the big boy on campus it was then he got released for good behaviour because the prison scene is a bit dry and overused at this point. Down on his luck with no money and no pussy on his dick Cory decided to do what he did best which was nothing because he was a fat cunt but he decided to be better then he was he decided to be Cory In Da Hood, after days he was outa control poppin caps in asses getting so much Yen he realised he was in Japan. He realised all that was wrong with him when he got a call from an old friend Raven Baxter, they decided to team up together so Cory could put what he done behind him.

Cory and Raven decided to fix what Cory had done but it was hard for Cory as he will always have a bit of Hood in him, however Raven was always able to stop him from becoming Cory In The Hood but not even she could help Cory from what was coming for him. Cory would secretly go behind Ravens back and steal TV's because that plot point was overlooked at the beginning. Raven would always question Cory on where he got his phat stacks but he could never tell her. Raven decided to follow Cory one night and found out everything that Cory was doing but when she decided to confront Cory about he said in a calm tone 'No Witnesses' and then put a bullet in her head.

Cory was gaining a lot of attention some bad some good there were stories going around of what he does some were a lie others were true but it didn't matter what they were its just that some people believed them. Cory had done a lot of bad things after killing Raven the only person that would help him and now he is on a path of destruction and chaos that he will not be able to come back from. It didnt take long for Cory to be one the most notorious boi on the block, people came after him to shut down his operation and others came to join any who tried to take the myth down would be an idiot for the fact Cory had a small army at his disposal, its just an army of midgets which looks so autistic when they attack.

Cory had a lot of enemies but one of them with prove to be the one that takes him down its a mysterious man from his past and Cory will not be able to best him. When Cory heard of a man that was hitting his drug houses and burning them to the ground he got infuriated and decided to take actions into his own hands because he couldn't be fucked with how useless that midget army was. So he set up traps around the drug houses like he was fucking Macaulay Culkin at heart he was still that little rascal that was on a hit TV show and an amazing game. After 2 days none of the traps were triggered Cory got inpatient and decided that it was time he called out this man.
The message went around that Cory was calling out the man but little did Cory know is that this would be the way he died. The man responded to Cory and there was a place and a time set for the confrontation of a Century. They both arrived at the same time for the sake of the plot and when the man revealed himself it was none other then Dildo Vader.

Cory wanted to know how he is alive and is coming after him but Dildo stood there quietly waiting for the best time to attack. Cory got impatient and decided to charge him however Dildo was able to parry the strike and get a good shot of on Cory, Cory was staggered and Dildo capitalised on the opportunity and kept on hitting Cory until he somehow got Dildo off him. Cory and Dildo were both on their feet there was blood all over Cory's face and Dildo revealed why he was going after Cory. It turns out that Dildo was pounding Ravens pussy and was filled with hatred to Cory. Dildo drew his gun and put a bullet in Cory's head while saying 'No Witnesses'.

  RIP CORY