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**Glitterblade [LaurenG@Nix-6B126B45.snfcca.btas.verizon.net] has joined #HGWSHIPS**
<&Zyzzx> Hey Laura
<@Daliahahaha> Hiya! :3
<lovethatrider> hi
<Glitterblade> Hey everyone, what’s goin’ on?
<Sinverse> Hello.
<Zyzzx> Oh, the usual. Telling Sin why her fanfiction is terrible
<Sinverse> Fuck you!
<&Zyzzx> No, fuck you.
<&Zyzzx> It’s objectively terrible and you should go fuck yourself as penance
<Glitterblade> Woah woah woah, back it up. What’s her fic?
<&Zyzzx> Hold on I’ll paste the description
<Sinverse> Zyz is just being a jackass.  AGAIN.
<&Zyzzx> “When Berserker and Crowley get a quiet moment alone, they start to talk about their wishes. Crowley reveals he just wanted to be loved, and from there, Berserker begins to explore the land down under…”
<lovethatrider> basically another gay sex fic
<Sinverse> Oh shut up, LTR. You wrote a fucking self-insert fic about you and Rider.
<Sinverse> And she’s, like, not even hit puberty yet.
<Glitterblade> Christ, what did I just read.
<lovethatrider> she looks 15, 15 is puberty
<Sinverse> Oh, come the fuck on. Not you too, Glit.
<&Zyzzx> See I told you
<&Zyzzx> Objectively awful
<&Zyzzx> Unforgivable crime against humanity
<&Zyzzx> Etc, etc
<Glitterblade> I’m sorry, Sin, but it’s like, 100% confirmed that Berserker is not gay.
<Glitterblade> He was obviously hitting on Saber and her Master (Lord knows why).
<Sinverse> I’VE SAID THIS A MILLION TIMES.
<Sinverse> THAT WAS SO FUCKING OBVIOUSLY AN ACT.
<Sinverse> How fucking dense are you people?
<Glitterblade> Nnnnno, no I’m pretty sure Berserker is straight.
<Glitterblade> Couldn’t you have at least written a Lancer/de Phantis fic?
<Glitterblade> At least that’s plausible.
<@Daliahahaha> That’s what I said :X
<Sinverse> Come off it, Glit. You’re just butthurt because you want Berserker to bone you.
<Glitterblade> That has nothing to do with anything!
<Glitterblade> You know I can’t stand when people make things Out of Character.
<Sinverse> It’s not Out of Character! It’s fucking blatant as hell!
<lovethatrider> I think your yaoi goggles are on too tight
<lovethatrider> cutting off circulation to your brain
<@Daliahahaha> Ohohoho~
<&Zyzzx> Woah, damn
<&Zyzzx> #sickburns
<&Zyzzx> #boomroasted
<Sinverse> Fuck this. I don’t need to deal with your shit.
<Sinverse> I thought you people had, you know, TASTE.
<Glitterblade> I thought you knew how to write!
<&Zyzzx> Wee woo wee woo this is the fire department
<&Zyzzx> Heard someone was being burnt to a crisp
<Sinverse> I’m done.
<Sinverse> I am just, so done.
**Sinverse [Sinverse@Nix-69EED76.hsd1.or.comcast.net] Quit (Quit: I hope you all get eaten by fucking sharks.)
<&Zyzzx> Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out
<&Zyzzx> Dammit, just too late
<@Daliahahaha> Somebody was cranky~
<@Daliahahaha> Really though, yaoi is an art, and she just didn’t get it…
<Glitterblade> I don’t care who’s kissing who and putting what in which orifices, as long as it’s in character!
<&Zyzzx> Dudes check it:
<&Zyzzx> “Ah…b-blimey…” Crowley bit his lip as Berserker went to work on him. “W-watch the teeth, mate…”
<Glitterblade> Ow.
<Glitterblade> Ow.
<Glitterblade> OW.
<Glitterblade> No more it physically hurts to read.
<&Zyzzx> Pffhaha
<lovethatrider> lol