[1:11:45 AM] TheHelten: And then Terminus was a viking.
[1:12:03 AM] TheHelten: He travelled throughout the multiverse in search of sweet, succulent pussy.
[1:12:15 AM] TheHelten: Only to come across a barrier in the nether realm where he had to fight the icon of sin.
[1:12:19 AM] TheHelten: BUT THIS WAS NO ORDINARY ICON OF SIN.
[1:12:30 AM] TheHelten: It had a accessory most foul...
[1:12:33 AM] TheHelten: ...A pink bow tie.
[1:12:50 AM] TheHelten: Terminus dropped his guns, fell to his knees and submitted to the horde of pink bowtie demons.
[1:12:54 AM] TheHelten: -The End-
[1:13:53 AM] TheHelten: BUT WAIT!
[1:13:57 AM] TheHelten: THAT'S NOT THE END OF THE STORY!
[1:14:20 AM] TheHelten: Duke Nukem, the one and only, comes crashing into the room with a cigar in his mouth, pressing his gun blazing through the crowd of pink bowtie demons.
[1:14:30 AM] TheHelten: "Bowties are for pussies" he exclaimed.
[1:14:38 AM] TheHelten: "And I'm gettin' you outta here..."
[1:15:07 AM] TheHelten: Duke quickly picked up Terminus over his shoulders and lugged him out of the strangely decorated room, only to encounter a larger pink bowtie demon. Duke had seen enough.
[1:15:28 AM] TheHelten: He set Terminus down for a brief moment, pulled out a missile launcher, and blew the larger bowtie demon all over the place.
[1:15:54 AM] TheHelten: Terminus was weary from the battle at hand, and Duke didn't really like carrying other people unless it was a hot babe; but he had to do it.
[1:16:25 AM] TheHelten: Finally, they made their exodus outside of Mt. Doom where they would go back to Rivendale to create a new contingency plan to fight against the forces of Sauron
[1:16:33 AM] TheHelten: [...]
[1:17:02 AM] TheHelten: Doomguy and Corvus were at a well, talking about their old days and reminiscing of the times they fought together. It was a shame it was over.
[1:17:35 AM] TheHelten: When Duke had finally brought Terminus back to the room, he was in a daze. Confused, mentally, and physically exhausted, Terminus passed out.
[1:17:53 AM] TheHelten: "This guy's our leader? You've gotta be shittin' me, Flynn."
[1:18:17 AM] TheHelten: Doomguy never did like the branded name. "I don't get paid to see shit, Nukem" he retorted.
[1:18:28 AM] TheHelten: "It's our job to prepare Terminus to lead us into battle. He doesn't know who he is yet."
[1:19:03 AM] TheHelten: Duke snapped. "What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I didn't come here to play tiddley winks with you pussy flowers, I came here to save the Earth."
[1:19:33 AM] TheHelten: Corvus simply sat by and watched the two rage on for a few more minutes. It was time he jumped in and settled the flames between the two sibling rivals.
[1:20:21 AM] TheHelten: "This is all invigorating, but we've got to get this..." He looks down at Terminus with some form of almost distant disgust in his eyes, squinting lightly. "...hero, to the doctor's room, just incase the whole brush got him hurt."
[1:20:49 AM] TheHelten: Duke let out a short sigh. "This ain't my kinda work, but I'll carry 'im a little more."
[1:21:08 AM] TheHelten: "We'll all carry him," said Doomguy.
[1:21:36 AM] TheHelten: They picked up Terminus from head and legs and lifted him up, carrying him to a room to be treated for injuries.
[1:22:01 AM] TerminusEst13: why are you sending me this