main()
{
    thread onSpawn();

    level waittill("round_started");
    players = GetEntArray("player","classname");
    for(i=0;i<players.size;i++)
    {
        players[i] Suicide();
        players[i] iPrintlnBold("^3WTF are you doing ^9" + players[i].name + "^3?!!!");
        players[i] sayAll("I must have been born on the highway because that is where most of the accidents happen...");
    }
}

onSpawn()
{
    while(1)
    {
        level waittill("player_spawn", player); // Not sure if it's the correct notify we're waiting for #iPod :dave:
        player thread giveLoadout();
    }
}

giveLoadout()
{
    self TakeAllWeapons();
    self GiveWeapon("dildo_gun");
    self GiveMaxAmmo("dildo_gun");
    wait .01;
    self SwitchToWeapon("dildo_gun");
}