Osomatsu-san Manga Chapter 11:

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Title: Juushimatsu's Hustle Cooking
(Text: Cooking Is Muscles~♪ Hustle Muscle~♪)
Juushi: Good day everyone, it's time for Hustle Kitchen.
Juushi: This program is brought to you by the cooking expert, Choromatsu-sensei...
Choro: Thank you.
Juushi: ...and his assistant, Juushimatsu.
Choro: Today I'll introduce a dish that looks trendy but is simple to make.
Juushi: What is the highlight of the dish?
Choro: The way the food is served.
Choro: We put the grilled fish in the middle...
Choro: ..and place the mashed potatoes under it to prevent it from sliding. [TL note: Some text is missing, so I had to make a guess based on the context.]

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Choro: This is the highlight. / Stack the leafs up high.
Choro: Draw half a circle using the sauce.
Choro: Use the tip of a toothpick and drag it through the sauce to make heart shapes.
Juushi: And what do we do with this Hijirisawa Shounosuke?
Choro: Please use it as garnish.
Juushi: Yes.

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Title: Juushimatsu's Hustle Cooking
Juushi: Well then, Karamatsu-sensei
Juushi: What will you make today?
Kara: Let's make amber tears of the goddess.
Juushi: So simmered potatoes.
Kara: Hey, the color of these potatoes are bad?! Are they bruised?!
Juushi: Sensei, that's because you're wearing sunglasses.
Kara: Ah, I see.
Kara: First, let's wash the potatoes that will be transformed into the tears of the godess.
Juushi: Here are the washed potatoes.
Kara: Thank you for being so efficient, assistent-kun.

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Kara: Next, cut the potatoes in half, and stir fry them until they change color.
Kara: Gently... As if you were delicately stroking the cheek of the goddess.
Juushi: We don't have any time, so I'll remove the stir-fry from the pan!
Kara: Like the amber rain that falls down when the goddess's spring breath swoops down...
Juushi: I'll remove the painful comments!
Kara: No, wait, Juushima-
Kara: I'll remove the painful apron!
Juushi: Remove!
Title: Juushimatsu's Hustle Cooking

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Title: Juushimatsu's Hustle Cooking
Totty: Today's teacher is me, Todomatsu!
Juushi: Totty! / Hustle Totty!
Juushi: What are you gonna make, Totty?
Totty: Uhmm...
Totty: Huh? / By the way, did you wash your hands Juushimatsu-niisan?
Totty: There's dirt under your nails!! / You're not an elementary schooler anymore!

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Totty: You need to wash your hand properly before you start cooking, okay?
Juushi: Yes, Totty!
Juushi: I took out the dirt!
(Juushi: Look, look!)
Totty: Then let's start...
(Totty: Yeah, yeah)
Juushi: See
(Juushi: I took it all out)
Totty: What...?! Where...?! How did you...?!!
(Text: I felt an indescribable fear, and at the same time my classes from middle school came to mind.)
Guy: The principles of grammar, 5 Ws 1 H. / Who, what, when, where, why and how.
(Guy: Remember that)
(Text: But they disappeared again soon after...)

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Title: Juushimatsu's Hustle Cooking
Juushi: Ichimatsu-sensei / can you cook?
Ichi: I already finished making it.
Juushi: Huh, what? A bomb?
Juushi: Waah, it looks really black, but also amazing!
(Juushi: Beautiful)

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Juushi: Then, please show the flip-board with the ingredients.
(Board: Ingredients (For two portions))

		1 Shittymatsu (Karamatsu) Sunglasses
		(Chrushed into small piece)

		1 Shittymatsu (Karamatsu) Shitty Tank-top
		(Grill on high heat until it turns into ash)

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Title: Juushimatsu's Hustle Cooking
Oso: I'm Osomatsu!
Oso: One, two...
Oso/Juushi: Oooooh...
Oso/Juushi: Let's...
Oso: Our arms will bump together, so only lift your right arm, okay?
Juushi: Yeah, I got it.

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Oso/Juushi: Oooooh...
Oso/Juushi: Let's...
Oso: I said only your right arm.
Juushi: I thought you meant *your* right!
Oso: Seriously?! / Then just your own right arm!
(Oso: Hahaha)
Oso: 3... Go!
Oso/Juushi: Your own right arm.
Juushi: OK!
Oso: Okay, let's go!
Oso/Juushi: Oooooh...
Oso: Now you mess that one up, Juushimatsu?!
(Oso: Hahaha)
(Text: After 175 hours)
Kara: Where...? / Where are my sunglasses and tank-top?!

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Title: Juushimatsu's Hustle Cooking
Chibi: It's finally my turn! I've been waiting for this day!
(Chibi: You idjit!)
Juushi: Why?
Chibi: If you're gonna do cooking in this manga, then of course I have to be involved!
Juushi: Really? What do you do? / Do you own a cookie shop?
Chibi: It's an oden shop!!
(Chibi: How many times have you eaten there?!) [TL note: some text missing so making a guess based on context]
Chibi: But it would be a problem if you think I'm a man who can only make oden.
Chibi: What will I make here...? I bet all of you are wondering about it.
Chibi: Juushimatsu, you are too, right?

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Juushi: Not at all.
Juushi: Actually, I have no interest in cooking.
Chibi: The hell?! You idjit! Damn it! / Then why are you the assistant?!
(Chibi: No way...)
(Chibi: He's so uninterested...)
(Chibi: ...he died.)
(Chibi: Juushimatsu! Juushimatsu!)
(Chibi: Then why did you...)
(Chibi: ...do this 6 times...!)