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Fluffy hunting sure is great

Jun 5th, 2012
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  1. >You are a practitioner of Chaos Magick
  2. >A veritable rebel in the new era of mankind
  3. >You even wrote a song
  4.  
  5. >There's a fever burning in the heart of man
  6. >And it can't stop while you watch the mercury rise
  7. >There's a sickness waiting to begin again
  8. >And the cure is hearing fluffy's miserable cries
  9.  
  10. >You don your ingenious disguise
  11. >A chicken costume!
  12. >For now is the witching hour
  13. >And you must find a fluffy and display your power
  14. >Hahaha, that rhymes!
  15.  
  16. >Stalking the streets and back alleys like an alleycat
  17. >Turn a corner, hear a noise! Holy sugar, what was that?
  18. >There's a fluffy pony blabbering about its "tummy huwts"
  19. >Pump your super soaker, give the motherfucker's mouth some squirts
  20.  
  21. >Fluffy pony drowns
  22. >Head on back to town
  23. >Time to bake a cake
  24. >Fluffy hunting sure is great
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