earns 77 cents (Mandibuzz) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Overcoat
EVs: 248 HP / 96 Def / 164 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Foul Play
- Roost
- Defog
- Toxic

contracted AIDS (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 176 SpD / 80 Spe
Careful Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Iron Head
- U-turn
- Body Slam

can't get abortion (Slowbro) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 232 Def / 24 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Fire Blast
- Thunder Wave
- Slack Off

cheats on wife (Charizard-Mega-X) (M) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 248 HP / 100 Def / 160 Spe
Impish Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- Flare Blitz
- Roost
- Earthquake

loaded with debt (Clefable) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 SpD
Calm Nature
- Moonblast
- Heal Bell
- Wish
- Protect

homeless veteran (Amoonguss) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 192 Def / 68 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Giga Drain
- Clear Smog
- Worry Seed
- Spore