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1. My name is William, and I was born in the United States of America. My mother crossed the border and had my older brother, Victer, and then started attending university. She first went to college, Merced College in California then, she went to Fresno University and got a major in, I forget what, but got a teaching licence and soon after started teaching Spanish. I was born soon after in Lemoore, Ca. I attended elementary all the way to grade 5 in Lemoore. After grade 5 my mother was deported back to Mexico, often living in the USA for roughly around 20 years. So she decided to come to Canada and start a new life here. It worked great and she was happy of leaving the USA and glad she came to Canada.
4. The world is beautiful

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1. my name is william,and I was born in the onited States of america. my Mother crossed the border and had my Older brother, Victer,ond then Started ottending umiversity - she first went to colleg, merced college in coliforinia then, she went to Fresno uriversity end got a moJor in,Ifouget what, but got a teaChing liscence ond scon ofter Started teaoning Sponish. I was born scon ofter in leemoore,ca. I attended Elemonvary oll the woy to grade 5 in leemoore. After grade 5 My Mother was dePorted back to Mexico,often living in the usa Ior Reognty around 20 years. So she decides to Came to eonada and start anew life here.It worked gueat and She was noppy oD leaving the usa ord glod she come to eonada.