Glory/Neutral/Shit List

Glory list:
1. Franklyn - The King. Real, classy, handsome, perfect. Always has my back.
2. Mallory - Adorable & loves me enough for the both of us. Gives me attention when not busy with her penis.
3. Robert - Always does his duty and acknowledges that I am the epitome of perfection. Tells me I'm beautiful daily. Worthy of my attention.
4. April - Even though she's a thotty and takes forever to watch OINTB w me, she's my fave thotty (inlove)
5. Anthony - Knows his place.
6. Kari - Even though she gets me in trouble and made Captain Shannon remove me and that hot ass Susie girl get mad at me, Kari's still cute & sweet & needs to realize I'm better than Abbi.
7. Hope - Literally perfect.


Neutral list:
Khobi - We are still working out the kinks in our relationship. I just recently unblocked her. Once we figure out where we stand she will be moved up to the glory list.


Shit list:
1. Mahin - fake ass pussy ass bitch being controlled by pussy that isn't even good, like straight up psycho pussy. Let himself get blackmailed then got blackmailed into lying about it.
2. Josh - Obsessive ass annoying ass, bad friend. Dropped me even though I defended his ass. Mallory will never love you & neither will any of the white women you obsess over rude ass creepy ass mfer.
3. Kaylon - See #1. Also lied about everything & was a fake ass bff for 3 years fuck you bitch sending you a bill for all the emotional trauma you caused me.
4. Captain Shannon - Would not accept my friend request for a year, then finally accepts it and deletes me after 10 minutes??? Alright fuck you you're not even cute all you have going for you is a sexy ass voice.
5. Davis - Literally shit at being Mahin 2.0. And called me a thot for no reason wtf.
6. Jordan - How are you gonna pm me & then disappear? Literally got nothing going for you other than a pretty ass face, fake flake bitch.
7. Tayla - Thinks she can just ditch our Jennifer's Body date and pretend she was sleep when she was straight up in call with Quinton? Bitch it was like 10pm your time, I checked the time zone. You weren't sleeping. Have fun in JAIL ho.
8. Susan - Thinks she can just break my heart and stomp all over my feelings then msg me saying she misses me and wants to do writing calls and movie dates. She got a thick ass though. And some big titties. Okay so maybe I'll talk to her again after she's repented for her sins.
9. Nate - Literally always ditches our movie dates and didn't comment on the art I made of him. Fuck Nate even though he's my favourite & I love him the most.
10. Jae - Cute ass black girl that I want to wife up but she's playing hard to get. Also her favourite bad girls from season 9 are Rima and Blondie??? And she doesn't like Jela from s14???? Obviously she has awful taste and that's why she hasn't gotten naked on cam for me yet.
11. Zane - Thinks he can just come out of nowhere and remove me off skype??? Fuck up, racist ass nigga with the jew nose. Clearly he hates himself & can't deal with the fact that I'm more beautiful than any white girl he could ever get and is salty I didn't want to sleep with his ugly turtle looking ass.
12. Abbi - Annoying ass bitch who thinks it's ok for her to exist. Tried to replace me in Kari & Khobi's life.
13. Zahra - Removed me and left BGC after a day. Fuck you cunt.
14. Tom - Wont msg me and tell me I'm beautiful every day and is literally the worst boyfriend NA.
15. Rhett - Keeps kicking me from black people group.
16. Besh - Tried to throw shade @ me & my main bitch. Sit the fuck down ugly ass catfish ho.
17. Nick a.k.a pussy ass bitch - Wants to feel included so I added him in here so he doesn't cry himself to sleep tonight.