ANON ALIGHIERI'S EASTER SPECIAL

ANON ALIGHIERI'S EASTER SPECIAL
STARING ANON
GUEST STARING THE GUITAR SWORD
WITH CAMEO BY THE HOPPING LADY
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>Wake up
>look around
>Were...were you in space
>Suddenly you got kicked
>"GET UP!" a ...guy in a buisness suit said
>Wait a guy?
>Buisness suit?
>Thats...dear god thats the first person you have seen in over 5 years
>Ever since you Came to equestria
>Getting up, you dust yourself off and looked around
>Then...you remebered
>You came to equestria...but you dont remeber how
>Ponies are okay but...there was a great evil on the horizion...
>Found out that ponies are harvested once every 100 years leaving only baby ponies to restart ponie civilization
>Remeber that this cycle had been going on for a vary long time...
>But you were able to warn the ponies and they stopped the invasion...but
>Then 3 years later, they invaded again, part pony, part cybernetic life forms that were no more then husks of what they were
>"WELL YOU BROKE THE FUCKING CYCLE... ASSGOBLIN!" the man in the buisness suit yelled
>Walking toward the man, you steel yourself...
"Yes, and now they can go on as nature intended..." you muttered
>"NATURE? YOU DO FUCKING REALIZE THERE IS NOTHING NATRUAL ABOUT THEM!" he kept yelling
"I know....ive seen the signs...that humans were there first but..." you trailed off
>"OH THAT, WELL HONESTY WE HAD NO IDEA HOW TO MAKE THINGS TO WORK WITH JUST HOOVES FRANKLY" said the buisness man
"Wait...what do you mean?" you ask
"I REPRESENT A COMPANY WHO CREATED LITTLE PONIES IN ORDER TO HARVEST THEM, AND BY HARVEST I MEAN ENSLAVE THEM AND SELL THEM TO LITTLE GIRLS WHO WILL LOVE THEM FOR ABOUT A YEAR AND THEN THROW THEM OUT" he yells
>Jesus does he ever stop screaming?
>"BUT NOW THAT YOU HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMTHING DIFFERENT" he contiuies yelling
>Suddenly a platform rises and you see 3 different mechinisems
>"IF YOU DECIDE TO DO NOTHING, WE KILL ALL THE PONIES AND SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE. WE CAN'T USE THE PONIES IN THIS CYCLE BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO 'REBELLIOUS'" he screams "IF YOU HOWEVER WANT THEIR FREEDOM, GO TO PLATFORM TO THE LEFT AND ALL THE HUSK PONIES WILL BE SHUT DOWN AND YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FROM US AGAIN, OR YOU COULD GO TO YOUR RIGHT AND SUBJEGATE ALL LIVING PONIES, BECOMING THEIR GOD-KING, OR YOU CAN GO DOWN THE MIDDLE, KILLING YOURSELF AND ASCENDING ALL PONIES TO NEAR HUMAN INTELLECT" he screams as if he was enraged
>No brainer
>You start slowly making your way down the left, your goal had always been to simply save them
>As you approch suddenly you were stopped and a gigantic holographic... display? It said please enter your credit card infomation
>"OH YOU DONT GET TO DO ANYTHING GOOD WITHOUT BUYING THE RIGHT TO DO IT MIND YOU" he kept screaming
"H...how mu-" you tried to ask
>"50 million dollars" he said
>Holy fuck...you did not have that kind of cash, neither now or when you were just liviing a normal life
>Trying to go around it, you found a forcefield blocked you
>shit...that option is closed
>Hey, you could become the god-king thing and then reliqiush your power...
>You headed to the opposite platform...only to again, get stopped and get asked for your credit card number
"What the hell, this is rid-" you tried to say
>"THATS 70 MILLION DOLLARS" he once again screemed
>Jesus...
>You liked the ponies
>you were willing to do the unthinkable
>Slowly walking down the middle path you are going to the bea-
>WHAT THE FUCK ANOTHER HOLOGRAPHIC DISPLAY ASKING FOR MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER
>"100 GORILLAN DOLLARS" he screamed in you ear
>WHAT THE FUCK
>WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BUY ALL THE GOOD ENDINGS?
>WHY WERE THEY DOIN-
>"TIMES UP!" the buissness man said, shooting you in your head as he begins the sanitation of Equestria.