Notch

Markus has rocked for a long, long time,
Now it's time for him to pass the torch.
He has games of endermen and creepers,
He has skipped over dozens of features.

It's time to pass the torch,
You're too rich to rock, no more money for you.
We're takin' you to a home,
But we will sing a song about you.

And we will make sure that you're very well taken care of.
You'll tell us secrets that you've learned. Raow!
Your code will mix with ours,
And we'll make a good goulash baby.
Hey Notch, it's time to go!
You must give your cape and scepter to me.
And a smaller one for KG.
Go! Go! Oh-oh! Woah!