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- >You are Aanon, fighting for gold in the annual AiE paintball fight.
- >It is a free for all, everyone for themself.
- >You duck behind a rock, fixing the jam in your gun.
- >brotherbear is shooting at you with honey flavored paint balls.
- >Fitz is screaming his head off, saying the world will end soon, getting shot multiple times.
- >Gatorbait get's too close to the lake and is eaten by a crocidile.
- >He doesn't seem to mind.
- >You shoot Violation right in the knee, and he goes down, smelling flowers on the ground.
- >Lurker, camouflaged in the background, comes at you, and misses everyshot.
- >You trip him and splatter him with red paint.
- >Nolo was completely obliterated. It turns out that Miro thought it would be funny to replace his paintball with real ammo.
- >He is taken down with a swing to the head by a stringed instrument, courtesy of ViolinAnon.
- >You shoot Violin, and he drops down.
- >Suddenly, his shadow comes alive.
- >No wait, Shade was just hiding.
- >Shade shoots at you, and you dive behind a tree, narrowly missing every shot.
- >Twilit is busy painting the entire field purple, exclaiming about magic and other nonsense.
- >You shoot him, getting him out of the game, and back to the mental clinic.
- >Alcoholic is busy drinking Vodka, and gets shot before he even steps in the arena. He just shrugs, and goes down to the bar for a drink
- >Oh crap.
- >Anonapath comes out of no where, fully loaded, two guns in his hands, completely painting the field.
- >You narrowly miss defeat a second time by jumping into a shallow ditch.
- >Anonapath traquilizes [spoiler] aether, betty, gadget, Mous, duke, filly, leucine, lulzies, nether, onetrip, pale, azathoth, ponygone, tyko, branhon, and Wuten [/spoiler] all in one sweep.
- >They didn't have a chance anyway.
- >Sorc sacrifices himself by running at Anonapath, shooting a stun spell.
- >It hits him, and he goes down twitching.
- >You take the oppurtunity to blast him straight in the forehead.
- >Vhatug is in the corner, screwing a horse whilst shooting paintballs up his ass, already out.
- >Rick is being shot over and over, taking it like a man.
- >You scope out the hills, and spot jffry shanking shanking a niggeranon, who wasn't paying attention due to eating kfc.
- >Sherm couldn't come due to him being in Tartarus and all
- >You quickly shoot a running Storm, who drops like a faggot.
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- >Cool guy runs at you with incredible speed.
- >He didn't even had a gun on him, he just wanted to piss everyone off.
- >You stick your foot out, and he trips hard, faceplanting it into a tree. One shot takes care of him.
- >You were almost out of ammo. You spot void by the edge of a black abyss, and kick him into it behind his back. He flails, shooting at the air, and missing terribly.
- >lovelymuffins throws a muffin at you.
- >"hah! I got you!"
- Muffins don't count, it has to be a paintball.
- >You shoot him in the chest, and he goes down, eating another muffin.
- >Two ton Tim was easy to hit, taking up 4000 pds of space and all.
- >You were pretty sure you had everyone now.
- >You hear a thud behind you, and turn around.
- >It was Hatebit.
- >"Hello Aanon"'
- Hatebit.
- >"I've been watching you. If I'm right, you only have one paintball left"
- >You would have guessed around that. You and Hatebit circle each other, guns posed.
- >"I'm going to win Aanon, and there isn't anything you can do about it.
- Not anymore.
- >"..What do you mean?"
- >You hear a splatter, and Hatebit looks behind him.
- >Guest had his gun posed, Hatebit was hit in the back.
- Thanks guest
- >"No problem Aanon."
- >He turns the gun, pointing to his head.
- Wait! Don't you want to win?
- >"I'm tired of winning"
- >Guest becomes an hero, and you officially win the tounament.
- >Afterwards, you all go wash up, and all go to kfc to eat chicken
- >All of you are niggers anyway.
- >At the KFC though, you notice something.
- >you still had your gear on.
- >You had missed some people. The game was still on.
- >Sure enough, Niggeranon comes at you, holding a chicken full of paintballs.
- >you dive behind the counter, and he takes a moment to eat his chicken.
- >Brew was still in it too, filling his gun with squash brew, and spraying the hot liquid everywhere.
- >You throw a paint knife at brew, and he doesn't even put up a fight, falling out the window.
- >Niggeranon actually trips, and falls into the fryer.
- >Jffry shoots Pink and red paint at you now, and you are 60 percent sure he is the last player standing besides you.
- >Jffry and you fire at the same time.
- >It hits both you and jffry simultaneously.
- >Wuten tries to get back in, but falls in the fryer too.
- >It is officially a tie game.
- >You all pick each other up, and dust each other off, congratulating each other.
- >That's all the game was about, having fun.
- >You all high five and head into the sunset, knowing that everything you all did together was for pure sport, and that you would all cherish the memories spent together
- good end.
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