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Chakat Anon in Equestria

Mar 10th, 2013
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  1. Chakat Anon in Equestria
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  3. >day [spoiler]Chakat[/spoiler] in Equestria
  4. >you have arrived in this renowned land of peaceful Equines
  5. >your presence is immediately known by their psykers
  6. >they greet you, offering you a full welcome parade
  7. >their Princesses bow before your muscular, softly-furred form
  8. >suddenly, a loud rumbling sounds shakes the earth
  9. >out of fucking nowhere, the clouds part as a massive fucking Battle Barge punches through the atmosphere
  10. >scrawled in red over the yellow ship reads "THE LITANY OF LITANOUS LITANY'S LITANY"
  11. >the hull is torn and ripped apart from the inside as small forms bleed from it
  12. >like an ant-covered mouse, you can see that the forms are Angry Marines
  13. >thousands of them
  14. >the ship's nose starts going back up as the Angry Marines rain off of it
  15. >as the Battle Barge heads back into orbit, a cloud of Angry Marines descend, landing around you
  16. >your melodic voice sings to them words of appeasement as your psyker energies flow out
  17. "Maaahree Soo, ohsea Ahlee Cohrnz" you chant
  18. >the Angry Marines stop for a second
  19. >you were a Chakat, your powers were far beyond these simple Spehss Mar-
  20. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH" yells one
  21. "PIIIIIIS SHIT FUCK NIGGER BADGER CUNT" bellows the other
  22. >they roar out in unison, their curses mixing into incoherent yelling
  23. >they converge on you
  24. >you are torn joint from joint, down to the very finely articulated fingers and toes as the Angry Marines' screams throw the rest of the creatures away from the simple force of the sound
  25. >they pound your fleshy bits into the ground with power boots
  26. >then they light the ground on fire and drink gasoline as to be able to piss napalm over your ashes
  27.  
  28. Thus ends the take of Anon the Chakat.
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