[DM]
Hey, you around?
[ES]
yes, I'm here
[DM]
You remember how I said I was going to go fight some imps?
[ES]
yeah?
did you do it?
[DM]
No
I fought an ogre
And then there was an army of imps and I wasn't dumb enough to stick around for that
[ES]
ogres are pretty tough
but
heh
about an army of imps
funny you should say that
[ES]
I
just fought like 20 imps or something
[DM]
How
Are you ok?
What the fuck
[ES]
I'm good
poor fuckers could barely touch me
[DM]
Ok good
Damn you must be a fucking bad ass or some shit
[ES]
heh
I guess
tbh it was more a matter of keeping my head cool
room with only one exit, the exit is a slim door
placed myself there, now only one or two can hit me at once
[DM]
Huh
That gives me an idea actually
See I'm kind of in this dungeon, and there's nothing here but this stone cube and this giant fucking monster
[ES]
hm
what's your strife specibus?
[DM]
RecurveBowkind
I've only got 15 or so arrows though
[ES]
hm
is there anything stopping your from retreating right now?
to return later with more arrows
[DM]
The imp army
There's like 100 of them all around my house
[ES]
shit
[DM]
And I'm not sure where my house is at this point, I kind of got teleported here by my creepy ass sprite
[ES]
:I
so in order words, things are pretty shit
[DM]
I can see in the dark now apparently? So there's that
[ES]
huh
like magic?
[DM]
Yeah
A lot like magic
[DM]
I'm not really sure what to do at this point
What have you been doing?
Besides fighting a fuck ton of imps
[ES]
I've been exploring the underground complex of LoOaF
apparently there is a huge network of machines connected
by underground tunnels
[DM]
That sounds cooler than what's in my land
Fucking narwhals and shadow monsters
[ES]
heh
about the huge monster
use your environment to your advantage
[DM]
I think I've got some ideas
But I'll have to check some stuff out first
You heard from any of the other assholes playing this game lately?
[ES]
.........
you know Stammers?
yeah
fuck that guy
[DM]
The guitar dude?
ⓘ Luffy_Flelst is now known as Duttle
[DM]
I thought you like him
[ES]
he lied, straight to my face
or online tag
fuck him
[DM]
Seriously?
Wow
Yeah, fuck that guy
[ES]
fuck him in the ass with a jackhammer
[DM]
I didn't think he could get more douchey
[ES]
well, apparently he could
[ES]
anyway, I blocked him
not dealing with him anymore
[DM]
Probably a good idea
* Duttle has connected
Duttle
Another one?
[DM]
What
Who
[ES]
not you again
[DM]
Zion who is that and how did he get in here
[ES]
Andy, meet Stammers asshole sprite.
Duttle
Zion as a higher being I understand that you are mad at stammers
But how can anger be real when our brains are not real
[DM]
At least my stupid sprite doesn't talk
[ES]
did you throw another object at it?
[DM]
I haven't thrown anything at it
I've mostly just
Run away from it
What the fuck even is a Duttle
[ES]
I think it is a name
Duttle
I am the universe.
[ES]
but in all honesty I have no idea
[DM]
I bet it's short for kiddy duttler
Duttle
I am all things past or present.
[DM]
Why is it able to talk to us anyway
It should be with SS right
That's what sprites do I thought
Duttle
I am with Stammers.
[ES]
I don't think it would want to talk to SS
[DM]
Duttle
Tell SS that he's a fuck face
With a stupid scar
[ES]
and a dicktwat
Duttle
He is currently incapacitated at the moment.
[DM]
A super tiny dicktwat
Oh
The fuck happened to him
[ES]
good
Duttle
He ran into a manhole and then hit his head.
[DM]
LOL
[ES]
wait
I thought his place was like mountains and light
Duttle
He is no longer at his Land.
In fact, he is in yours.
[ES]
OH FUCK NO
[DM]
What
How
What
[ES]
are they all connected after all?
Duttle
The fates conspire against you Zion. Why do you not try to head upstairs?
[ES]
wait
are you saying the banging upstairs
is fucking stammers
[DM]
Oh shit
Duttle
Yes.
[ES]
....
[DM]
Do either of you know where I can find a jetpack because I want in on this
[ES]
so you're saying
that instead of having you hit him
I can just climb up and hit him myself?
← Archive has quit
Duttle
How can pain be real when our thoughts are not real?
[DM]
I want a crack at him man this is so not fair
Duttle
Oh.
That is right
I initially came here to study emotions more
I am still baffled as to their purpose.
Zion is an interesting subject to observe
[DM]
Whatever can you teleport me over there or some shit
[ES]
yeah fuck you too duttle
[DM]
Be a bud creepy sprite dude
I want in on the SS hitting fun
Duttle
Have you not already been teleported by your own sprite?
[DM]
I have been ywah
But I'm still on my own damn planet
Duttle
Anyway, I must go. My presence is required elsewhere.
* Duttle has disconnected
[ES]
........................
[DM]
Sucker punch him for me
[ES]
I will
[DM]
And don't do something stupid that gets you killed man
I know you're a fucking boss and all but it would kind of suck if the one cool person around her kicked the bucket
[ES]
alright, I'll be careful
I saw some big thing earlier
ignored it for now
andy
I'll talk to you later
right now I have to climb up and shoot stammers in the face
[DM]
Have fun punching SS
See you around
[ES]
ciao