You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like psychology, and philosophy.

You: Hello.

Stranger: hello

You: Do you like Keira Knightley?

Stranger: i dont know names, i need to google

Stranger: well

Stranger: i dont even know her

Stranger: but im sure id like her

Stranger: I LIKE EVERYONE

Stranger: :l

You: I understand.

Stranger: how do you feel about her?

You: I ask the question to weed the good people from the great people.

You: -simply-

Stranger: how does it accomplish that exactly?

You: People don't like non sequiturs.

You: People who are self-interested and largely of the desire to criticize.

Stranger: oh, yeah

Stranger: i know what you mean

Stranger: the people who dont say anything and then get mad at what you said

You: Yep!

Stranger: and youre just like well fuck im sorry i tried to talk to you

You: Zacly.

Stranger: i also dislike when people ask how are you and then get upset with me for saying anything except good

You: Okay, I will ask differently.

You: How were things today?

Stranger: i had a good day

You: I am glad!

You: What made it good, You.

Stranger: i got drunk and did naughty things HAHAHA im such a baddass

You: I understand how that feels, You.

Stranger: mostly i spent the day with someone i love thats all

You: I'm glad you had that experience; a lot of people don't get the chance to be with someone who will let them be.

Stranger: yeah it does suck not having it

Stranger: for example any interaction with my family

You: Yes, I understand.

You: Families can be demanding.

You: How long have you been with this guy?

Stranger: the person i was with isnt the "family" i mentioned

You: I know that.

You: -amusement-

You: Was that in question?

Stranger: no :l

Stranger: but i dont know what guy you mean

Stranger: my dad perhaps?

You: The person you love is the 'guy' in question, I guess.

You: I default to 'guy', it's fairly bland.

Stranger: ive been with my boyfriend almost three years now

You: That's a good length.

Stranger: yup

Stranger: longer than all the other ones so thats good

You: Mm, I figured.

Stranger: you never know

Stranger: maybe im 60

Stranger: and i was married for 15 years

Stranger: and then got a new boyfriend after i left my shitty husband

You: I know better than that to a very high probability.

Stranger: you must have very little old people in your reality then

Stranger: that seems nice

You: It's not like that; it's how you express yourself.

Stranger: i hate old people

Stranger: im just kidding

You: You're, I don't know, 24, 25? Three, four priors?

Stranger: im 19

You: A lot of experience.

You: -very dryly-

You: Not a criticism.

Stranger: i have experienced a lot

Stranger: im very emotional and constantly changing my worldview

You: I understand. That is interesting.

Stranger: ive experienced more than people who never change

You: Arguably.

Stranger: which is most people

You: People change in subtle ways...

You: -chide-

Stranger: people cant change to me

Stranger: the outside changes but not the inside

Stranger: they do different things but the foundation for why they would do it is always the same

Stranger: i believe some people DO a lot of things, but internally not a lot is happening

Stranger: so they arent really experiencing any more than they already have

Stranger: its just simple happiness nothing new for them

You: Maybe some people do the same things on the outside, but they're changing inside.

Stranger: the foundation is always the same though

You: A bold claim.

Stranger: thats how i am

Stranger: i believe what i believe because doubting myself only inhibits me

You: Or possibly enhances you.

Stranger: i only believe in what i know to be true

Stranger: doubting what i know to be true can never be beneficial

Stranger: i mean sure i can rework what i know, the moment is always changing

Stranger: but no need to doubt any of it

You: Known knowns.

Stranger: i know

You: Great!

Stranger: i am a god

You: This is one of those soliloquy ones...

You: ~

Stranger: what do you mean?

You: Well, I internalize your worldview but I cannot really respond to it.

You: It doesn't respond to me.

Stranger: so you dont relate

Stranger: in simple terms

You: No, there aren't simpler terms.

Stranger: okay well im sorry that you dont want to try to understand what i mean to say

You: It is irrelevant what I say to you.

Stranger: i cant help you

You: That is what I am saying.

You: So why bother saying anything?

Stranger: i know lol

Stranger: youre weird

You: So I will wait until you finish speaking, then I will see you go.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: goodluck

Stranger: all youve done is dismiss what i say rofl

Stranger: youre epic

Stranger: i mean the last bit was epic

Stranger: you complain that people just talk about themselves when all you want to do is talk about yourself and youre frustrated with me for talking more than you talk

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: goodluck

Stranger: do you think youre an infj or an intj

Stranger: youre an istj

Stranger: but im sure you arent self aware

Stranger: i mean look at you

Stranger: haha

Stranger: im laughing at you laughing at me

Stranger: you appear quite pathetic the way you cant disconnect

Stranger: ego issues it seems

Stranger: i like stabbing your ego

Stranger: i can feel myself entering you

Stranger: did interacting with a 19 year old who has a better understanding of life give you a booboo awwww how cute xD

Stranger: youre a troubled tiny dicked man arent you

Stranger: negativity right off the bat

Stranger: trying to "weed out" people you cant properly interact with

Stranger: dayum

Stranger: you must be in a pickle

Stranger: goodluck kiddo

Stranger has disconnected.